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I have to say, this was truly enlightening.

One of the things that makes Chris so interesting, is that we get these snipits of his honest daily life, from the infamous Bob appearance, to his surprise visits by his mother, or the just the routine things he has to put up with.

He does really seem to lose his sense of presence when he's talking to her, slipping into "Hills Have Eyes" sorts of conversations.
 
This is almost certainly how he acted in the Game Place and where ever he hangs at now.
Not only that but singing Britney Spears loudly, shitting his pants and siting in it for hours , hogging the TV with his Wii and terrorizing the women and children. Not to mention his smell after not showering
 
I honestly think he's playing the Barb shit up. He knows that we all eat it up.
He's definitely pushing the Barb storyline for pity points but I think she's ill.

It's pretty amazing to see. It must be soul crushing to be reduced to being a performing monkey for a crowd of people you despised not too long ago. Chris is too stupid to understand but Barb does (if she's not too far gone). I'd feel bad for her but she played a large part in her own current circumstances.
 
Oh for fuck sake.

To everyone threatening to call animal control and reeeeing about the dogs, quick lesson on beagles from someone who used to work with and train dogs.

Beagles are hound category dogs, which makes them natural coursers and trackers. Their sense of smell is one of the best among domestic dogs, their ears are long and floppy to funnel scents better when their heads are down, and their tails stick up straight like a flag so that the hunter on the trail wouldn't lose sight of them. Through and through they're a working breed perfected down to every physical attribute, which means they need to be given either lots of exercise or a 'job' to do.

When Beagles don't get enough exercise, they get bored and find their own 'job' to do. In this case, from what little I've seen about these two guys, what they've ended up doing is taking their 'job' as signalling to the rest of the pack every time something in the environment changes, almost like a guard dog, and Beagles signal by howling. A lot. A car probably went past the house and set them off. Problem with Beagles is that they are notoriously hard to train, like most hounds, as their sense of smell is so acute that it's often a massive distraction. In this case I'd imagine their sense of smell is so overloaded that they'd be signalling at every little visual/audio stimulus in one way or another just to stay sane. In another video Chris responds to their howling by yelling back, which makes them immediately stop; the other pack member acknowledged the signal, job done, no need to howl again until something else happens.

What I can say for certain is that if those dogs were that drastically unhappy, they'd attack and eat each other. I'm not even joking, hounds turn savage very quickly if they're abused, malnourished or depressed as they're not bred to be companion pets and do not necessarily have the same amount of compassion or patience that a different breed would have. The fact that they're still friendly to each other and (assuming) the Chandlers means that these guys haven't completely lost the plot yet, but who knows if they aren't close.

Obviously the situation isn't ideal by any stretch, but all you'd realistically achieve by calling animal control is the seizing of the two pups, and a very swift euthanasia of them both. Either situation is pretty shit, and the bottom line is that neither of these people should own dogs at this time, or at all. Calling animal control would also seriously stress those dogs out even more, and considering the way the Chandlers deal with situations involving authority figures, I can't even imagine how spectacularly badly that would go. Either way, the dogs end up worse for it.

Honestly it's best to let the situation play out, and if anything worry about Sorbet more than those two. When they decide they've had enough and finally go a bit nuts, the cat will be the first to go, followed by the furniture, then finally each other.

Thanks for the insight. Sounds like the dogs are basically OK, just far from ideal from the Chandlers being shitty, below average pet owners. I really hope they don’t go nuts, but Chris has had pets for years so I think he at least does the bare minimum. Maybe Sorbet has a good survival instinct and can escape before being beagle breakfast.

I have to say, this was truly enlightening.

One of the things that makes Chris so interesting, is that we get these snipits of his honest daily life, from the infamous Bob appearance, to his surprise visits by his mother, or the just the routine things he has to put up with.

He does really seem to lose his sense of presence when he's talking to her, slipping into "Hills Have Eyes" sorts of conversations.

They’re gross. Massive Oedipus complex going on. Chris has a weirdly intimate mommy relationship with Barb. Weirder now that Barb is becoming more detached. Sad times.
 
I just don't get this stream. Does he think that old transformers toys are worth 100 dollars after being played with?

I'd imagine there would be some market for collectors but they wouldn't want ones from Chris' greasy hands. Parents wouldn't be paying 100 dollars for toys their kids wouldn't know about, especially used ones. Nostalgic adults would be put off by his craziness. 8 year olds who happen to come across his stream won't risk stealing their parents credit cards to buy those shitty toys.

Who is this stream for other than Christorians? He'd probably get 100 dollars if he marketed it as being a CWCville item or make up a story to go along with it.

Authentic CWCville Police car, "Vroom, we're going to go stop Slaweel Ryam and her Jerkops" and it doubles as one of the CWCville transformers!

Or

"Here is a broken Transformer of the puzzler. I've had this one for years. This is the transformer that I would bring with me whenever I went to hang out with Megan at the GamePlace, well before she conspired with that Jew Mike Snyder against me anyway. I'd pretend that I was myself in SONCHU and Megan would bring a Sailor Jupiter doll pretending she was Meg-Tune. I broke it cause...ugh...the picture the trolls released. Anyways 100 dollars."

There isn't a market otherwise for his shit.
 
I just don't get this stream. Does he think that old transformers toys are worth 100 dollars after being played with?

I'd imagine there would be some market for collectors but they wouldn't want ones from Chris' greasy hands. Parents wouldn't be paying 100 dollars for toys their kids wouldn't know about, especially used ones. Nostalgic adults would be put off by his craziness. 8 year olds who happen to come across his stream won't risk stealing their parents credit cards to buy those shitty toys.

Who is this stream for other than Christorians? He'd probably get 100 dollars if he marketed it as being a CWCville item or make up a story to go along with it.

Authentic CWCville Police car, "Vroom, we're going to go stop Slaweel Ryam and her Jerkops" and it doubles as one of the CWCville transformers!

Or

"Here is a broken Transformer of the puzzler. I've had this one for years. This is the transformer that I would bring with me whenever I went to hang out with Megan at the GamePlace, well before she conspired with that Jew Mike Snyder against me anyway. I'd pretend that I was myself in SONCHU and Megan would bring a Sailor Jupiter doll pretending she was Meg-Tune. I broke it cause...ugh...the picture the trolls released. Anyways 100 dollars."

There isn't a market otherwise for his shit.

You're really underestimating how stupid weens can be.
 
He's definitely pushing the Barb storyline for pity points but I think she's ill.

It's pretty amazing to see. It must be soul crushing to be reduced to being a performing monkey for a crowd of people you despised not too long ago. Chris is too stupid to understand but Barb does (if she's not too far gone). I'd feel bad for her but she played a large part in her own current circumstances.
Did Barb ever fully wrap her mind around the nature of Chris' "fame"?

In the classic Chris days Barb and Bob harbored the idea that Chris had genuine fans. Chris never seems to let go of that idea fully, is there any reason to believe Barb has?

To be fair to them, the truth is kind of mindblowing, particularly to people who aren't internet savvy.
 
Did Barb ever fully wrap her mind around the nature of Chris' "fame"?

In the classic Chris days Barb and Bob harbored the idea that Chris had genuine fans. Chris never seems to let go of that idea fully, is there any reason to believe Barb has?

To be fair to them, the truth is kind of mindblowing, particularly to people who aren't internet savvy.

I'm not @Marvin, but my opinion is that they were both fully aware that their son was truly exceptional and that strangers on the internet were out to get him.

I believe that Bob understood that most of the issues were Chris' own doing, as was evidenced in "I'm cutting it down" recording, his reaction to Chris posting the video of the hoard, etc.

However, I think Barb coddled him significantly more than Bob did. Chris was and is her exceptional little baby boy who could do no wrong, so it was all the JEW Michael Snyder or Megan's fault, etc. etc.

I truly believe that as Bob aged, he gave up simply because he didn't have the energy to deal with Chris. Barb, on the other hand, enabled him to the extreme.

I do recall a video or audio recording where Bob referred to Chris as a cartoonist, so I think he bought into it a little as well, but I think deep down he knew the truth.

tl;dr - they've always known that Chris was exceptional and that people were taking advantage of him - it was Chris that refused to listen.
 
I'm not @Marvin, but my opinion is that they were both fully aware that their son was truly exceptional and that strangers on the internet were out to get him.

I believe that Bob understood that most of the issues were Chris' own doing, as was evidenced in "I'm cutting it down" recording, his reaction to Chris posting the video of the hoard, etc.

However, I think Barb coddled him significantly more than Bob did. Chris was and is her exceptional little baby boy who could do no wrong, so it was all the JEW Michael Snyder or Megan's fault, etc. etc.

I truly believe that as Bob aged, he gave up simply because he didn't have the energy to deal with Chris. Barb, on the other hand, enabled him to the extreme.

I do recall a video or audio recording where Bob referred to Chris as a cartoonist, so I think he bought into it a little as well, but I think deep down he knew the truth.

tl;dr - they've always known that Chris was exceptional and that people were taking advantage of him - it was Chris that refused to listen.
I don't think they could fathom the idea of a crowd of people, who've never stepped foot in Virginia, would mess with a retarded man over the internet for no reason.

Bob's been around the world, he's familiar with mean spirited pranks. That's not the confusing part. The confusing part is why a mean spirited prank over the internet would be satisfying to anyone. That was baffling to them, and it made way more sense that local kids were the culprits.

I think they always heard Chris rambling about his fans, his fans, his fans. They started noticing shit coming in the mail. Some of it mocking, sure, but there was actual money and gifts and stuff sometimes. They saw really well done fanart done of Chris' dumb doodles.

As time wore on, the "local kids playing a prank" theory fell out of favor. I think they were cautiously optimistic that maybe Sonichu actually was the next Pokemon, for some dumb reason.

But mostly, I think they were just confused.

(I think I'm getting old, because I'm feeling that way about weens buying Chris' shit for $200/pop. I think a lot of us are.)
 
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