RESET THE CLOCK 4/23/2016 FB - Phil put on invol psyche hold for threatening to commit suicide

[GetShrekt]

I found this when browsing through Phil's older posts and I don't think anyone mentioned it anywhere what with it getting swept aside in the revelation that Phil's balls are still very much attached to his corpulent form, but this definitely merits its own thread.

Relaax, Phil! You have your white male privelege to protect you!

 

[Smutley]

so that's where he went off to!

edit: someone had to have called the police on him. There's no way he was just "discovered" like that. And who the fuck tries to OD on Motrin PM?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

...This isn't every day for Phil?

 

[Gaol]

I think he was numbing himself from all the realization that he still has his balls and will never be a true latina.

 

[MMX]

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I found this when browsing through Phil's older posts and I don't think anyone mentioned it anywhere what with it getting swept aside in the revelation that Phil's balls are still very much attached to his corpulent form, but this definitely merits its own thread.

Relaax, Phil! You have your white male privelege to protect you!

Wasnt phil bragging a little while ago that aside from the occasional joint he was clean living.
Chalk up another phil lie.

 

[cumrobbery]

I like how he posts a diagram of handcuffs as the picture

 

[Bassomatic]

Phil you are welcome you finally got your tax payer funded bed.

It's only polite to thank us.

 

[AN/ALR56]

At least he got a bath

 

[Bassomatic]

Anyone a bit better versed in police speak?

Two of these look possible.

 

[Gagamaru]

motrin is just ibuprofen.

turns out that variety can make you dizzy and shit yourself.

 

[GetShrekt]

So not even ten minutes later, Phil's reposting this story in a desperate bid for asspats after I stated that nobody fucking cared!

 

[cans.wav]

Anyone a bit better versed in police speak?

Two of these look possible.

Would probably be the UBH, that's the hospital he claims to have went to.

Overdose symptoms may include nausea, vomiting, stomach pain, drowsiness, black or bloody stools, coughing up blood, shallow breathing, fainting, or coma. So this could maybe have happened, lol at Phil lurking and taking the popo not letting him die as oppression.

 

[Bassomatic]

motrin is just ibuprofen. it does not make you high.

http://www.rxlist.com/ibuprofen-drug/overdosage-contraindications.htm

"A 19-year old male who had taken 8,000 mg of ibuprofen over a period of a few hours complained of dizziness."

The PM can be abused like other downers, or lean/robo tripping. it's AWFUL for you.

 

[Smutley]

This stupid shit, did someone at Tattoo 13 call the cops on him? Why else would he be picked up on Telegraph Ave other than his crippling autism forces him to go to the 3 or 4 places he can remember?

 

[Psycho]

OD'ing on pills? Because of threats from Kiwi Farms? Does this mean we reset the suicide threat counter? Or should we wait, because, let's face it, he's getting stressed and real, unquestionable suicide threat are coming up.

 

[Bassomatic]

Even with @The_Doctor 's help trying to place it.

I REALLY wouldn't put it past Phil lying about being locked up for ass pats. Really he's running out of things to lie about and... being thrown to the nut house is pretty damn buyable.

 

[Tranhuviya]

lol we got Phil to OD on sleeping pills.

 

[VLAD]

OD'ing on pills? Because of threats from Kiwi Farms? Does this mean we reset the suicide threat counter? Or should we wait, because, let's face it, he's getting stressed and real, unquestionable suicide threat are coming up.

Whether it's for trying to get high or attempting suicide, only an attention whore or a complete fucking idiot would OD on Ibuprofen. And we know Phil's both.

 

[Psycho]

Even with @The_Doctor 's help trying to place it.

I REALLY wouldn't put it past Phil lying about being locked up for ass pats. Really he's running out of things to lie about and... being thrown to the nut house is pretty damn buyable.

I don't think he was in a psych hospital. Not because I find it unlikely someone would actually throw him in there. I think it's unlikely because he last posted just 3 days before this one. I don't think any psych hospital is going to release him after just 3 days. If he was actually taken to a hospital for OD, whether it was an intentional or not, they would have kept him there until, at very least, they could set him up with some kind of support services and that shit's gonna take longer than 3 days. Not to mention, you have to convince the doctors that you won't be a threat to others or yourself when you leave and I can think of a dozen ways, just looking at his selfies, that I would be firmly convinced Phil is a severe threat to others and to himself.

 

[Gagamaru]

The PM can be abused like other downers, or lean/robo tripping. it's AWFUL for you.

ah fair enough. i was thrown by ibuprofen having another name.

so basically, if true, he got drowsy, was arrested, and spent a couple of days shitting himself in a hospital. very phil.