4/4/2020 - Beating the Isolation Blues - Tom destroys your ears with shitty music celebrating that everyone is as isolated as it normally is

[BigTodd]

Funny title considering Tom is shunned by society and isolated on a normal basis and thus not impacted by COVID.

Skip to 3:35, then stop it at 4:53 and start again at 6:00 to avoid the ear shattering noise he calls music.

Tom's already planning to blow his stimulus check when he becomes a thousandaire for the first time this century.

 

[Army Burger]

Blow it on another saxophone that'll get stolen or pawned for primo mexican kush money in a few months

 

[Kornheiser]

Does Tom file taxes? If not he’s not getting Trumpbux.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

He sounds pretty low. What do think will take him out? Suicide, Covid 19 or COPD?

 

[Haesindang Park]

Does Tom file taxes? If not he’s not getting Trumpbux.

Don't forget that if he hasn't, he would need to go on the IRS to submit his bank account info for that but I doubt he has a bank account so safest to say, he ain't getting shit. And even if he does, its not like he's going to get that again in his life.

 

[Pepper Jack]

The fact that Tommy's mom is 95 and is in better health than him is something. He won't even sniff close to 95.

 

[BigTodd]

I like to watch this video on mute and laugh at Tom flailing around like an exceptional individual pretending to be a musician. Fucking hilarious!

Does Tom file taxes? If not he’s not getting Trumpbux.

They're giving it to people on Social Security. Not sure why, because it's not like those people are losing their jobs and income, but w/e.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Does Tom file taxes? If not he’s not getting Trumpbux.

Do you have to pay taxes on rancid meat you scoop out of a dumpster?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Tom is gross, and I hope Trump gives his money to Westboro.

 

[BigTodd]

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[Sexy Senior Citizen]

His constantly rocking back and forth disturbs me and I'm not sure why.

 

[mr.moon1488]

His constantly rocking back and forth disturbs me and I'm not sure why.

Some people are naturally bothered by repetitive behaviors like toe-tapping, rocking, and fidgeting from what I've seen.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

His constantly rocking back and forth disturbs me and I'm not sure why.

It's almost like he's gonna charge straight at your crotch at any minute.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It's almost like he's gonna charge straight at your crotch at any minute.

It reminds me of many enemies in video games- when they're idle, they're always rocking back and forth like that.

 

[AnOminous]

Recorder is the musical instrument for literal babbies and there are second graders who play better than this tub of shit.

 

[Pepper Jack]

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I didn't realize Tommy was releated to Robert Tilton.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I didn't realize Tommy was releated to Robert Tilton.

And Tiny Tim

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

His constantly rocking back and forth disturbs me and I'm not sure why.

I on the other hand think it's hilarious. He moves like he just found out what movement is and is blown away by the very concept.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I on the other hand think it's hilarious. He moves like he just found out what movement is and is blown away by the very concept.

I gave it some thought, and now I finally realize where I saw this kind of compulsive rocking before:

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

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Ok that made me die laughing. Well done.