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4/6/2016 Forgetting how much everyone there hates him, Phil autistically plans to return to Portland
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Because he wanted to keep clear of Philth drama, especially given that he's in a position where Philth can seriously harm Tweaker's work prospects.
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Actually its even funnier when you realize that origin of the song is a story about a hobo luring boys off so he can molest them. And no, I'm not making that up. Considering Phil's homeless lifestyle, sexual deviancy, obsession with yaoi and known predilections for creeping on young cosplayers, it's eerily appropriate. In a few years Phil might be trying to lure young gay men to the big rock candy mountain... *shudders*
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Get right down to it and every fairy tale and pleasant story children are told inevitably amount to some excuse to bugger them.
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Well creepy weirdos didn't have much else to do before 4chan was invented I guess...
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Or shit scare them into behaving by their parents. The Little Mermaid committed suicide and Sleeping Beauty was raped.
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This isn't convincing me when your avatar is a pony.
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:autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism: ITS NOT A GOD DAMN PONY!!!! :autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism:
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I feel bad for Oregon. Nobody deserves to have Phil thrust upon them.
Looks like a pony avatar to me.
Looks like a pony avatar to me.
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Well, like any other homeless lazy illegal Phil dreams of migrating El Norte. I dare him to go to Fruitvale and yell, "Su Madre!", but then again, seeing actual cholas hand him ass would be like watching the world's finest corrida.
There's a homeless camp near my work, too bad Phil is so antisocial or there would be a reasonable chance I'd get to 
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Phil sure is going to be pissed when he finds that family of hipsters that moved in under his bridge and turned it into a micro brewery.
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It's a dog with a unicorn headress. There I took care of it.
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It's Rarity, Taxman's waifu. It's a pony, you horsefucker.
Could it be that even the other homeless insane are pissed with him?
[GALLERY=media, 1368]Image by Psycho posted Mar 24, 2016 at 5:40 PM[/GALLERY]
If this is any indication of how he treats the rest of the "houseless" people, yes, they don't like him any more than anyone else does.
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I have to wonder if this is instigated by a shift in his support network. He never has much of one - maybe his therapist finally got sick of his shit, so he has to travel someplace where he can find one who hasn't heard of him?
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Hey all, Skarrlett told me to post this here.
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Hey all, Skarrlett told me to post this here.
There are people who respond to things posted around the forum with "You're doing God's work." This is the first time I've felt the sentiment appropriate. Let's keep protecting people from Phil.