4/8/2015 The Visit

[Marvin]

Was it only when he was contacted by "sweethearts" that he responded so positively? Did china have to be involved at all times like cheese at the end of a maze, or were there other factors involved?

So, you had to use china to initiate almost all relationships with Chris. But the reality of most Chris interactions were far divorced from the original source of the relationship with Chris.

Like, you'd get an "in" with Chris but once you did that, you'd have months of interactions where the prize at the end of the tunnel barely came up in conversation.

That wouldn't fly nowadays. Chris is a lot more impatient. Chris is also socializing outside of the internet nowadays, so he's less desperate. Like, if you're willing to meet Chris IRL almost immediately, that's a huge asset, but otherwise, it'd be hard to pull the old shtick with Chris nowadays.

 

[That Guy]

I think it's a matter of catering to his whims. Right now he's more interested in finding a lesbian sweetheart or scoring Legos or vidya (take your pick). Obviously people like Kengle and Melon are already trying to get tight with Chris but with limited results. Kengle is a fat tard that's doing it completely wrong and Melon is just a scrawny little neckbeard that fights with Kengle over who gets to suck Chris'

If people want to get interesting content out of Chris nowadays, it needs to involve at least some in-person interaction. Even a person like Chris learns after years and years of trolling that most of the people that contact him over the Internet probably aren't legit. Even then, what is there left to do? If you can think of something, it's already been done.

At this point trolling Chris is just dumb, I get way more satisfaction out of watching him do shit on his own. We're still getting good stuff but he needs to break out of this loop of spitting out whiny Facebook updates every few days.