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Malibougie
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If she was never over 500 she wouldn’t have needed that new scale that goes up to 750 when her old scale only went up to 500, otherwise her old scale would still be fine to use, right?
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The old scale went up to 550, and the batteries kept going dead, at least that's what she said.
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Small child with sickness bug - high risk.
Elderly person with sickness bug - high risk.
Appropriate cases to be at Urgent Care/ED for rehydration therapy.
Super morbidly obese 28 year old with massive (ha) reserves and still able to sip water even though bringing it back up again?
Not appropriate case for Urgent Care/ED.
Love the way she used those examples as justification for being in ED and that the doctor praised her for coming in. Pretty sure they didn’t. And thank you, Amber, for contaminating a waiting room bathroom with your vomiting (and probably diarrhoea too). Pretty sure that bathroom had to be closed off so they could call in a specialist cleaning team to thoroughly clean it.
Doctor probably took one look at her and prayed to whatever deity they believed in that they wouldn’t have to go furtling in her shitstained crevices.
Elderly person with sickness bug - high risk.
Appropriate cases to be at Urgent Care/ED for rehydration therapy.
Super morbidly obese 28 year old with massive (ha) reserves and still able to sip water even though bringing it back up again?
Not appropriate case for Urgent Care/ED.
Love the way she used those examples as justification for being in ED and that the doctor praised her for coming in. Pretty sure they didn’t. And thank you, Amber, for contaminating a waiting room bathroom with your vomiting (and probably diarrhoea too). Pretty sure that bathroom had to be closed off so they could call in a specialist cleaning team to thoroughly clean it.
Doctor probably took one look at her and prayed to whatever deity they believed in that they wouldn’t have to go furtling in her shitstained crevices.
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This just made my dog freak out. Off topic? Yes. But more interesting than Amber’s been in a while.
NobodyReally
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Destiny put her phone in a bag and attached it to the ceiling fan to get more steps because she was playing the game Pokemon Go and was too lazy to actually walk if I recall correctly.
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Yeah this shit sent my terrier insane. He's hiding under the kitchen table now.
stronkwonk
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At around 6:35 in the video when Amber is talking about the pickles, and Becky interrupts her, her face is hilarious. She can't believe it. Someone talked over her. Priceless.
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She claims it wasn't weighing her accurately because her cats kept playing with it....but she was claiming she couldn't use it during the months she didn't have her cats back. Her reasoning for buying this expensive industrial scale was that she wouldn't need to buy batteries now.
I don't know how she expects us to believe that a month ago she weighed 497 and didn't go over 500 during December. She made it clear that she was eating whatever she wanted, to the point where she was sick enough to make Becky take her puking face and leaky ass to the ER. Amazing.
classtrash
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Truthfully, I think it has never and will never start. She shows off "healthy" foods for the camera, but stuffs herself with massive portions and fast food/cheesecake factory off camera. She's already shown a giant serving bowl of whatever she is trying to pass off as healthy. For being a queen of moderation, her portion control is out of control.
I guess my personal guess on when it "doesn't work" is right now. At least she isn't 500 pounds, ya'll!
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Inbred yokels, at least where I am from, are not known for their skill at estimating numbers. They are known however for running their mouths about shit they have no real clue about though, so I don't find this surprising.
Her walking pace can't sustain such slow progress over her joints in her lower body I bet though. 3.0 mph as a top speed seems ok for me from the evidence but if you go back and watch that neighborhood walk video, she has to lurch her legs as fast as possible through their range of motion due to the load stress it looks like, I don't think her muscles in her lower body can sustain her weight at anything other than as fast a flick of the bent appendage through its remaining range of motion as is humanly possible. The calorie discrepancy has to be the tracker picking up car travel miles as Big AL literally hoofing it at sprinter speed over the distance covered, even with you underestimating her walking speed by 1/3 factored in.
Big AL's grand number of terabytes are so numerous her Fitbit broke trying to wrap its little cpu around the enormity of what it's measuring.
And she didn't have access to a Frank Wu sized toy train collection to employ for hatching those electronic eggs? Because, the economy is rigged in America...
I can't watch this video, this lolcow puts true and honest scares into me, but in the opposite way Ashley Isaacs does, so I have to rely on point by point summaries in posts or thread discussions about what I skip most of the time in this area. 497 lbs means she could make amazing amounts of freak show money on the Kentucky professional wrestling circuit as the illegitimate ring-rat descendant of Haystacks Calhoun and not have to worry about the Youtube ad-pocalypse that won't let her talk about her genitals without demonetization. She'll be above 450 at the start of 2019 I'm sure.
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Does fitbit calculate the number of steps by the distance covered or does it use the vertical movement (inferring steps) to calculate the distance?
Amber is 5'3" so her stride length is shorter than the average. If there is a way to input that into fitbit, I doubt that she went through the trouble of doing it. Also, she can barely bend her legs, so to move she has to shift her weight side to side, which would maker her stride even shorter.
What amount of exercise? She said she didn't exercise that day because she was "sick".
What boggles my mind is that, if taken at face value, she burns 5000 cal a day simply by existing. I cannot wrap my head around the caloric intake necessary for her to gain if what she said is true.
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When you set up a Fitbit, you enter your height, weight at the moment, and tell it which hand you want to wear it on (dominant or non-dominant) Fitbit will also ask you your exercise level (Sedentary, mostly sedentary etc). You also pick your stride length (or let Fitbit set it), along with heart rate zones (default or set your own option)
For the heart rate zone - if you pick custom it asks what you want your MIN bpm (must be at least 30, no more than 220), and MAX bpm (no less than 0, and less than or equal to 22o). I imagine AL has left both these settings alone as she has likely no idea what they mean.
Aside from wearing it stupidly loose messing with any of those could also fuck up her data.
QueenOfModeration
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Sometimes I question if Amber is really that dumb or just playing a character considering she has a degree (albeit from a cashgrab college).
Then I remember who this thread is about.
On another side note: I wonder if she's still paying for Weight Watchers.
