4CHAN COMMUNITY SUPPORT LLC and LOLCOW, LLC, d/b/a KIWI FARMS, Plaintiffs, v. THE UK OFFICE OF COMMUNICATIONS, a/k/a OFCOM

4CHAN COMMUNITY SUPPORT LLC v. UK OFFICE OF COMMUNICATIONS 1:25-cv-02880 — District Court, District of Columbia

  • Docket No.
    1:25-cv-02880
  • Court
    District Court, District of Columbia
  • Filed
    Aug 26, 2025
  • Nature of Suit
    440 Civil Rights: Other
  • Cause
    28:2201 Declaratory Judgment
  • Jurisdiction
    Federal Question
  • Jury Demand
    None
  • Last Filing
    Jan 15, 2026

Parties (3)

Parties
LOLCOW, LLC, UK OFFICE OF COMMUNICATIONS, 4CHAN COMMUNITY SUPPORT LLC

Recent Filings (showing 5 of 30)

# Date Description Filing
13 Jan 15, 2026 REPLY to opposition to motion re 8 Motion to Dismiss/Lack of Jurisdiction, filed by UK OFFICE OF COMMUNICATIONS. (Kry, Robert) (Entered: 01/16/2026) PDF
Jan 1, 2026 Set/Reset Deadlines
Jan 1, 2026 Set/Reset Deadlines: Replies due by 1/19/2026. (tj)
Dec 31, 2025 Order on Motion for Extension of Time to File Response/Reply
Dec 31, 2025 MINUTE ORDER granting 12 Motion for Extension of Time to File Reply: It is hereby ORDERED that Defendant shall file its Reply to Plaintiffs Opposition to Defendant's Motion to Dismiss on or before January 19, 2026. SO ORDERED. Signed by Judge Rudolph Contreras on 1/1/2026. (lcrc2)
God, Brits are the most insufferable faggots in the world. Ignoring goatfuckers, the only ones that remained after the great migration are truly niggerprolecattle.

"The only good Brit is a dead one." -George Washington, 1776 probably
 
God, Brits are the most insufferable faggots in the world. Ignoring goatfuckers, the only ones that remained after the great migration are truly niggerprolecattleand.

"The only good Brit is a dead one." -George Washington, 1776 probably
Funny enough, George Washington thought of himself as an Englishman. He was absolutely furious that he was not treated as an English aristocrat in the Seven Years War, and even more big mad when the estates he had staked out for himself in Ohio got preempted by Parliament prohibiting settlement west of the Appalachian Mountains. He did the most English thing possible against an arbitrary slight to his honor and property. He rebelled against the crown.

The brits did eventually agree they fucked that one up and gave him a Statue in Trafalgar square along with other great English military leaders.
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I seriously doubt they will use their in house attorney for this one if they intend to fight it out. Bringing in a foreign lawyer with no background in US Law and civil procedure at any level including law school is a good way to get shanked in a back alley and have your wallet stolen. The District Court may not even permit him to do it for that very reason.
I'm not suggesting he'll be their attorney for this case. Apologies if that wasn't clear. I know he gives legal updates to the board because I have read through their notes/minutes (still need to clean up my own notes on those, but probably off-topic). He's going to be heavily involved, albeit not in a direct capacity.
 
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Funny enough, George Washington thought of himself as an Englishman. He was absolutely furious that he was not treated as an English aristocrat in the Seven Years War, and even more big mad when the estates he had staked out for himself in Ohio got preempted by Parliament prohibiting settlement west of the Appalachian Mountains. He did the most English thing possible against an arbitrary slight to his honor and property. He rebelled against the crown.
So after being slighted by other Brits he felt the only good Brit was a dead one?
 
Jawsh better drop the cheese and start doing some push-ups so he isn't absolutely mogged by some middle aged japanese businessman standing next to him in court.
 
Speaking of 4chan
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Even wikipedo is saying that we are part of the lawsuit on the 4chan page. KEK.
Its hard to avoid. Its right at the top, and Byrne is not being shy about name dropping Kiwifarms. Also, trying to pretend this is not happening is a bad idea for websites like Wikipedia. The outcome of this case is going to have massive repercussions for them too.
 
I bet ofcom will have the gigantic hypocritical balls to just say "We're British so American courts have no jurisdiction over us."
 
Its hard to avoid. Its right at the top, and Byrne is not being shy about name dropping Kiwifarms. Also, trying to pretend this is not happening is a bad idea for websites like Wikipedia. The outcome of this case is going to have massive repercussions for them too.
It's nice that he is being bold with the name. I've seen tweets not mention us but mention 4chan, but we're still in the lawsuit title. We aren't going away. Even wikipedo has to admit they need us right now, which is an odd feeling of schadenfreude.
Dumbest gorilla niggers on the planet
 
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