Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,032 18.5%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 343 6.1%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,326 41.7%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,093 19.6%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 219 3.9%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 570 10.2%

  • Total voters
    5,583
Man, I dont know how to link to specific parts but those 2 videos about 1/4 of the way down his intro-page are so hard to watch. The "Funky the Clown" and him crying about it videos. Jesus Christ..

Who let that spastic retard on the internet unrestricted? Shouldn't he have tard-wranglers to stop this type of behavior? I mean, if you can muscle through the second hand embarrassment its really, really funny but holy shit is that bad and to think, im not even half way through the first page. Ive only just begun..

Oh man, this is going to be a treat! Thank you hahah I seen him in the Hall of Shame but this gets right into it.
I'm not fond of lolcows mostly because of the secondhand embarrassment I get when I see them, nick bate, chris, etc
 
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Oh man, this is going to be a treat! Thank you hahah I seen him in the Hall of Shame but this gets right into it.
If you fuck up hard enough in the Hall of Shame (or the forums in general, but it mostly starts from there) you get your ass Halal'd and get a thread all of your own.
@DickMain
Honest question, why don't these crazies just change IPs delete their data and make a new account and just keep themselves muzzled?
Why double down like this? They make everything worse and worse doubling down like they do? Undeletable meltdowns? I will pass thank you very much
Because one of the core tenants of being a lolcow is never learning from your mistakes and always doubling down.
That's a trip, so sometimes your lolcows come to you hoping you'll lolcow their bullies?
fucking bold strategy cotton
The old adage 'NYPA' remains true even on KF.
I'm not fond of lolcows mostly because of the secondhand embarrassment I get when I see them, nick bate, chris, etc
It gets easier to laugh but Alex is definitely a doozy. If you can get past Funky the Clown then I think you're ready.
 
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Probably because you disregarded rule 5A while submitting your question, therefore your post has been auto-deleted and der moderators have muted you for 28 days. Do better, chud.

Yeah, this is why I hate Reddit. But the reality of reddit is even worse than this. First of all, the entire reason that Reddit became a replacement for old-school forums is that a lot of those forums did suffer from over-moderation in the mid-2000s which made places like 4chan and reddit very appealing as alternatives since they were basically unmoderated free speech zones. I know it's hard to believe now, but reddit was once largely unmoderated and also was fairly similar to 4chan and internet bro-culture of the time. Even as late as 2012, libertarian candidate who ran as a Republican Ron Paul was by far the most popular political figure on Reddit. Really crazy how by 2015/2016, just 3 or 4 years later, that shifted to Bernie Sanders.

Anyway I digress, what I hate about the rule on Reddit is that they are often arbitrarily enforced by the moderators due to personal grudges and disagreements. For example, basically the only subreddit I go to anymore is my local r/[my city] subreddit and mainly because it's unfortunately the best place online for local news and discussion. They have a rule which encompasses racism, trolling, and creating drama. If you break that rule, you can be band for a period of time or permanently. I've had at least a dozen accounts banned from that subreddit on account of that rule. Racism is pretty self explanatory, sort of, but what is trolling? What is creating drama? Unfortunately, the moderators refuse to provide a specific definition of this and "creating drama" ultimately just means posting an argument that moderators disagree with but cannot refute.

On a certain level, I wouldn't even mind the plethora of rules if they were actually defined properly and enforced equally without regard for ideology. It's the fact that they simply use the rules as a general framework and then if they decide they want to ban you, they go through your posts and check them against the rules and then decide which of your posts could be construed as breaking the rules and then you get banned. So infuriating when you get banned for something that was posted days or weeks ago. How I hate my local subreddit moderators
 
That's a trip, so sometimes your lolcows come to you hoping you'll lolcow their bullies?
fucking bold strategy cotton
Wanna hear how it played out? One such incident actually brought me here.
A game that I used to play had a lulzcalf server host, who decided to try and sic the Farms on his/her/its former community, only to get the best response ever; "NYPA, Faggot."
Then, in a strange twist of fate, after the lulzcalf claimed that the Farms had tranny blood on its hands, that lulzcalf became a stunning and brave lolcow(steer) by the name of Riley.
 
I'm not fond of lolcows mostly because of the secondhand embarrassment I get when I see them, nick bate, chris, etc
I started to stick with the community watch. I still laugh at cows like the trachea tube spic though.
If you fuck up hard enough in the Hall of Shame (or the forums in general, but it mostly starts from there) you get your ass Halal'd and get a thread all of your own.
Adding to this for anyone afraid, it's actually very very fucking hard to get into the Hall of Shame. Just don't be an annoying dick who slapfights with poor OPSEC, and don't power level about every little detail in your life.
 
Adding to this for anyone afraid, it's actually very very fucking hard to get into the Hall of Shame. Just don't be an annoying dick who slapfights with poor OPSEC, and don't power level about every little detail in your life.
Even if you do, sometimes you're just so uninteresting that nobody cares, or the other way around like that based Tennis Speedrunner you can just not care what people know you jerk off to and ignore it. That guy is truly the teflon tard.
 
I'm not fond of lolcows mostly because of the secondhand embarrassment I get when I see them, nick bate, chris, etc
there are some you can cheer for

Ralph is pretty good to unironically like. He beat his ex-wife but she deserved it, he got into a fight with the police and lost, his sidekick committed patricide, and he's a generally funny and likeable person. Wholesome and fun Killstreams. It's okay if you want to cross your fingers and hope he survives his next adventure

I think people did that with ppp too but I'm not sure. I never really 'got' ppp

you can also follow the ones who interact with and piss you off personally. Like I've got history with that guy Acid Man and the 8kun admin Mark, Fredrick Brennan, and the owner of Poast, Graf. Those guys have all personally pissed me off so it's easy to watch them crash out
 
My only issue is that it might actually make people trust the flag system to much, in reality any two bit retard can stand up their own VPS box and do MITMProxy to pump traffic out of whatever country they like.
Meh, when I do it for example is just larp, most of the times flags are just used to ad hominem someone, when real discussion happens real flags dont matter, a zigger shill or a ukrainian shill will still be called out no matter the flag.

I was pretty shocked when I learned that ancient Babylonia doesn't just exist as some kinda historic Midgard, as an Atlantis-tier rumor, but is actually... Iraq. Like the Iraq war? That was about ancient artifacts, not about WMDs or oil or whatever.
It was probably oil, but I think they did in fact do shit in ancient places.
 
It'd help to mark all datacenter IP blocks as "VPN" preemptively. If it catches 90% it'll be a big win imo, and for the rest I suppose, if they're discovered later, a co-op with archives could be done to retroactively add "flagged as VPN at <datetime>". That kinda action would make reading the archives more attractive.
I mean, that would require sharing poster info with archives (spec. IP addresses.). I could see this causing issues OR causing FPs. A lot of the major VPN providers constantly move their exit points, it'd probably cause to much pain.

On a certain level, I wouldn't even mind the plethora of rules if they were actually defined properly and enforced equally without regard for ideology.
If you've ever wanted to see the definition of irony, visit r/anarchism and have a look at their rules. I mean if this is not the definition of irony, then I don't know what is.

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I mean, that would require sharing poster info with archives (spec. IP addresses.). I could see this causing issues OR causing FPs. A lot of the major VPN providers constantly move their exit points, it'd probably cause to much pain.


If you've ever wanted to see the definition of irony, visit r/anarchism and have a look at their rules. I mean if this is not the definition of irony, then I don't know what is.

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"No Electioneering"
I don't think they understand the definition of that word. But it is r/anarchism.
EDIT: I looked it up, turns out I dont understand it and am stupid. :)
 
Even if you do, sometimes you're just so uninteresting that nobody cares, or the other way around like that based Tennis Speedrunner you can just not care what people know you jerk off to and ignore it. That guy is truly the teflon tard.
In a way some got very boring for me, and I think one made the right decision to fuck off. But for someone to stick, they have to be like Alex, Claus, and the others and constantly powerlevel and meltdown hard.
 
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I mean, that would require sharing poster info with archives (spec. IP addresses.). I could see this causing issues OR causing FPs. A lot of the major VPN providers constantly move their exit points, it'd probably cause to much pain.


If you've ever wanted to see the definition of irony, visit r/anarchism and have a look at their rules. I mean if this is not the definition of irony, then I don't know what is.

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reddits interpretation of anarchism is that anarchy is stateless but still has law enforcement, how that works? it doesn't because anarchism is retarded
 
reddits interpretation of anarchism is that anarchy is stateless but still has law enforcement, how that works? it doesn't because anarchism is retarded
What else would you expect from the place that called CHOP/CHAZ/Whateverthefuck the future of the revolution. Fuckers couldn't even build a real farm, or a "community garden"
 
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