Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

[Shitoko]

Iirc Tumblr committed suicide when they banned porn. They walked it back in like a week or something but by then it was already too late and their only users (degenerate tranny losers) had already left for younger and gayer waters

Hope to god the same shit that happened to Tumblr will happen to 4chan. It will be funny.

 

[cybertoaster]

"I wish 4chan would come back so that I could talk about my autistic hobbies there again."
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Elon Musk buys 4chan from Hiro at a fire sale. /x/ is now the only board and it's now exclusively for discussion about Xitter trends and you also have to link a Twitter account to a 4chan pass in order to not have a 15 minute Captcha timer every time you try to post something.

The pre-cybertruck fail pre-doge fuckup Elon might have but he's knee deep in shit ATM and probably not even considering it.

whose only contact with genitalia of the opposite sex was when they were shat out by their mothers

Not if they were born by C-section...

 

[GillyLilly]

the board owner of 8chan.co/gamergate/, who went by the handle niko of death, was a 4chan user who was catfished and imprisoned under a bed for several weeks and given estradiol injections by a 4chan tranny

link to proofs?

 

[Hypercop]

Kind of depressing to read because you never really got to enjoy any good point of 4chan.

inb4 it was never le good shut up retard.

4chan after 2016 was like a completely different site

 

[News Enjoyer]

Address: 12 Ferrett Cct Kambah ACT 2902 (yep, hes an aussie!)

Moot was right, Auscucks DID ruin 4chan, perhaps permanently.

 

[iluvatar]

Don't even want to imagine spending all of Easter and not having access to any of my favorite boards to kill some time.
Give me my /mu/ and /tv/ back.

 

[blackface enthusiast]

4chan after 2016 was like a completely different site

It was the first real shift into decline. There already kind of was earlier, particularly the early 2010s because you had stuff like "the hacker known as 4chan", Chanology, etc. exposing the website to more and more normies. But post-election 4chan was when the floodgates opened and you had tons of trannies and redditors huffing and countersignaling everything.

Oh and phone posters. Fuck mobile niggers.

 

[SerpentGrail]

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You can't fight it by rooting them out at this point, I feel.

All you can do is inoculate people against it. What you're looking at is a left-hand path extatic religion. You can't Jordan Peterson or James Lindsay it away; people need a route to contact with the Godhead—and not in the external, notional dungeons-and-dragons way that you get from politicoomer Fuentards.

At the bottom of these gooning circles are hypnosis cults where they try to implant a tulpa of their god as a sort of way to side-step the male refractory period. There's more about it in the provisional gooning thread.

Darwin's reorientation of man around the sex drive collapsed mysticism into the lizard-brain; sexuality took the place of religion—especially for the creatives, who are hands-on about these things.

Another Vajrayana practice is inviting a spirit to live through you and attach itself to you in order to achieve gnosis faster and have more energy given to you through it. This makes you capable of regenerating jing faster and therefore you have more chi. On the other hand it can also borrow from you so it's a 2 way street. Shamans call the ones who do this animal spirits and they help you through the alchemical death/rebirth process when they come and "kill" you for the dark night of the soul.

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

It's over 4niggers. Kys.

 

[Harambe]

Withdrawal continues.

this is the feeling of your life turning around!

 

[Stupor Mundi]

Don't even want to imagine spending all of Easter and not having access to any of my favorite boards to kill some time.
Give me my /mu/ and /tv/ back.

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Holding out hope for a 4chan resurrection on Easter Sunday for maximum shitposting.

It's a fool's hope but damn if it wouldn't be fun.

 

[Arturo]

Don't even want to imagine spending all of Easter and not having access to any of my favorite boards to kill some time.
Give me my /mu/ and /tv/ back.

Sorry but now you're here forever and you're gonna have to use the Music and Multimedia boards

 

[Doublefrag]

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; raisin was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

I miss when it was normal for men to have blonde bimbo gfs like this. Nowadays you have to have a trans girlfriend to get any street cred.

 

[William Teller]

>saka missing the penalty again
>not able to shitpost on /sp/
Sad days

 

[ringtones]

Reminds me of that one story...

I'm pretty sure that's niko and that he was 17 when that picture was taken

 

[JamWinding]

>go outside
>nothing happens

 

[blackface enthusiast]

Random thought but I wonder if anyone banned before the downtime will have their ban lengths extended due to the downtime. Sounds like the kind of petty power trip thing they would do.

 

[Thescourer33]

You all need to stop being racist and welcome the Chan refugees in #openboardersforkiwifarm

 

[vulnerable-narcissist]

Withdrawal continues.

 

[Jörmungandr]

Had to revive my acc to make an obligatory LIL CAPO post:

RIP /tg/, it's been great