Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

[Dreamy Girl]

What if it's all just a big april fools joke?

 

[Oligarca Caballero]

You all need to stop being racist and welcome the Chan refugees in #openboardersforkiwifarm

I won't fall for that one mister Joshstein.

 

[Slav Power]

>tfw /qa/ raiding /lgbt/ resulted in me screaming "NIGGA" whenever I see a squirrel on the road IRL (dead or alive) (spin me right round)

 

[crying and shidding]

RRRREEEEEEEEE I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT BASEBALL REEEEEEEE IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BRING IT BACK

 

[burусhU1О]

>saka missing the penalty again
>not able to shitpost on /sp/
Sad days

My boy.......sakz.....heh.........just needs more time.........I still......remember..fondly even......the penalty.......famed final..........and then heh.......chillingz.......he......he........lifted the trophy........heh..........the future is history

 

[California Newt]

Another Vajrayana practice is inviting a spirit to live through you and attach itself to you in order to achieve gnosis faster and have more energy given to you through it. This makes you capable of regenerating jing faster and therefore you have more chi. On the other hand it can also borrow from you so it's a 2 way street. Shamans call the ones who do this animal spirits and they help you through the alchemical death/rebirth process when they come and "kill" you for the dark night of the soul.

I'm glad I'm not alone in seeing the parallels here, although to be clear I see Buddhism and the goon-o-sphere as two intertwined branches of the same evil soul-destroying tree.

The West was doomed to go in this direction once they lost hesychasm.

 

[Jobama]

The pre-cyberdisaster pre-doge fuckup Elon might, but he's knee deep in shit ATM and probably not even considering it.

I feel like the only person who both could buy and successfully run 4chan is notch. He’s the only person who has the right combination of money, oldfag cred, and charisma to actually do it. Besides, it’s not like he has anything better to do.

 

[1500ping&aDream]

The site may be dead but there's still those old Team Fortress 2 memescape maps with the funny bits plastered all over the walls as a time capsule of it in texture form.
Maybe it's for the best to remember it for those old days of the pool being closed and Lucky Star being blasted at low quality. Maybe the capture the flag thing as one last hurrah.

The truth is we're just getting old. Keep your old hangouts around comes at the cost of the next generation mucking it up. At least it wasn't the bronies who did it in.

 

[The Wokest]

What if it's all just a big april fools joke?

Yes it was half a month late to make it funnier!
Are you laughing bro?
The server ID for one of the games I only play with my /vg/ homies only gets updated every thread. Well server just died, now what?

 

[iluvatar]

Holding out hope for a 4chan resurrection on Easter Sunday for maximum shitposting.

It's a fool's hope but damn if it wouldn't be fun.

Praise kek.

The schizos in /x/ will be conjuring him causing a apocaliptic event on the web with trannies acking everywere, returning moot as the chosen to run the site.

 

[Chemo]

I do take some solace in knowing that the Twitter screencap baiting retards, and especially the schizoposters like Baskinfag who helped ruin many boards are being deprived of the dopamine and attention they've been getting for years and can now only seethe and suffer in silence in between Discord goon seshes now.

>muh twitter screenshots

This ol' chestnut is clearly a regional delicacy that's gobbled down and then regurgitated up and passed to the nearest neighbour to feast upon it before vomiting it up in order that the next neighbour can also partake.

All throughout history villains and artists alike have visited opium dens, dive bars, and other assorted places of ill repute to shoot the shit or divvy plunder. The ambient expressed itself in various iterations over the years, but the manifestation you're referring to is more akin to the inverse of an art gallery. Instead of the paintings hung on the wall to be admired, they're mercilessly ridiculed for entertainment and scoffed at. Imagine a bar that allows you to vandalise décor while you engage in skulduggery with your chums.

The establishment – and everything contained within – is really just a pretext to get everyone together for banter. I know blokes that think football is raging homosexuality with extra steps, but that's not why they're at the bar watching it, they're at the bar because that's where everyone is.

 

[OfficalWindbreaker]

Imagine the thousands of /v/fags roaming the internet without being contained...

 

[cloudyy]

View attachment 7230220RRRREEEEEEEEE I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT BASEBALL REEEEEEEE IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BRING IT BACK

MY HABBIES ARE KWABBING OUT THEIR 99.8% CHANCES AND I CAN'T SHITPOST ABOUT IT

 

[Dreamy Girl]

Yes it was half a month late to make it funnier!
Are you laughing bro?
The server ID for one of the games I only play with my /vg/ homies only gets updated every thread. Well server just died, now what?

Sorry :/ I'm just coping 'cus I miss trolling everybody on 4chan all day and now I don't know where I get my news from either.

 

[gagabobo1997]

Okay, I edited the summary and featured it. If it's missing anything let me know.

Here's an almost complete list of all non-porn boards and their respective boards/threads on here:

/3/ & /gd/ & /ic/ & /po/ & /i/ & /p/ & /fa/ & /lit/ -> Art and Literature board
/an/ -> Animal Breeding thread for SMASHED&SLAMMED, Funny Animal Videos thread.
/a/ (including /c/, /m/ /cm/) & /tv/ & /co/ -> Multimedia board. In particular, the Anime&Manga thread.
/biz/ -> The Bidness. The precious metals general for /pmg/ and the stock market general for /smg/, as well as a shitcoin gambling thread and individual threads on all big tokens.
/ck/ -> Food board
/diy/ & /o/ & /out/ & /k/ -> Self-Sufficiency board
/fit/ & /pw/ & /sp/ & /xs/ -> Health & Fitness board
/g/ -> Internet & Technology board
/w/ & /wg/-> We have a Wallpaper General in the I&T board.
/mu/ -> Music board
/pol/ & /news/ -> Autistic Thunderdome
/vp/ -> Pokemon Griefing thread
/vt/ -> Live Talent board
/v/ & /vg/ & /vr/ & /vst/ & /vmg/ & /vm/ & /vrpg/ & /tg/ -> Games board.
/sci/ -> Math thread, DIY chemistry thread
/gif/ & /wsg/ -> People Dying Videos thread, Random Videos thread, General Discussion board in general if you want to make a thread for a specific genre of video.
/qa/ & /b/ & /r9k/ & /bant/ -> Q&A board & General Discussion board. Keep in mind Q&A is for spam shitposting, General Discussion is for real threads.
/lgbt/ -> LGBTQiwi thread, LGB Kiwis thread, Serious LGBT discussion thread. This is not a good website for LGBT discussion.
/vip/ -> Top Secret Inner Circle and Supporters.


Boards with no good direct threads or boards on KF that I could find.:
/his/, /toy/, /trv/, [s4s], /soc/, /qst/, /wsr/, /mlp/, /x/, /adv/, /int/, /jp/. For /his/, a history thread would cover it. Same for /trv/ for travel and /jp/ for otaku shit.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

"Remember, you're here forev-ACK!"

 

[blackface enthusiast]

You all need to stop being racist and welcome the Chan refugees in #openboardersforkiwifarm

Das rite nigga.

I'm glad I'm not alone in seeing the parallels here, although to be clear I see Buddhism and the goon-o-sphere as two intertwined branches of the same evil soul-destroying tree.

The West was doomed to go in this direction once they lost hesychasm and the general core monastic practice.

I remember I would occasionally go onto /b/ when I was bored trying to see if there was anything funny among all the porn and this one tranny kept spamming porn of himself with some kind of demonic sigil demanding the viewer goon to him for ritualistic purposes. Horrifying stuff. With all the stuff we're learning about jannies I wouldn't be surprised if it was one spamming himself on the board.

 

[Rapesputin]

Great finds, I'd expect no less from someone who looks like this to be such a fucking degenerate.
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>My name is Deki
>I goon to children
>It was difficult to stroke my tiny pecker

 

[Shitoko]

I'm pretty sure that's niko and that he was 17 when that picture was taken

Changed the image incase that's true

 

[Dawdler]

I doubt this hack came from a regular person and is far more likely that some glowie was behind it.