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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,031 18.5%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 343 6.2%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,322 41.6%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,093 19.6%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 218 3.9%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 569 10.2%

  • Total voters
    5,576
I agree. This is why I suspect that some high level fuckery is on the horizon. Too many narrative-destroying events took place on the boards. Epstein's "death" was leaked on 4Chan hours before it was reported in the news. Those weird amyloid clots that are growing in people was also leaked on 4Chan by a freaked out scientist. Even in their current state, the boards are a huge liability for anyone who is attempting to craft a bullshit narrative. We all know the technocracy is about to step out of the shadows. This is plain as day. All it needs is an inciting event.
this does hurt to loose. with anons scattered across the wastes into small enclaves and ram-shacke villages we will no longer have clairvoyant pre-posts on the future to come at the speed and intensity we got used to.
 
I realize this is a thread about 4chan but can we fucking stop uploading "favorite images" or whatever? THIS isnt an image board and it's just shitting up the thread because its got nothing to do with the topic at hand.
Oh well why don't you quit being a fun-hating fun-hater who hates fun?
 
>Blames everyone for his failings
This is why nobody likes you, you have no self agency and point fingers like a no account woman
You are all literally feminized twinks
Stop sperging out about generations and making wide generalizations like this, it's gay as shit.
 
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if anything i think that this place resembles reddit way more than 4chan ever could, with all the arrogant smugness and "our own shit doesn't stink" attitude. but you know that's just like my opinion man.
I think the farms does have similar problems that come with being an online forum. There’s undoubtedly a non-insignificant amount of group-think here, but I don’t think it’s as bad as Reddit (yet).

not to even mention the updoots, but i kinda like them because they hit my dopamine receptors and make me feel warm and fuzzy.
4chan also had updoots, you replied “based” to a post you liked
 
That's why I think this hack was a great thing to happen outside of the immediate reward of laughing at jannies.
The site will have to change administration, be sold, update everything, or shut down, and all are preferable to stagnation.
i would give anything to be a fly on the wall in the cabal discord bunker right now
 
Depressing if that is the case, I don't like the guy but a loss of life is always tragic. I'll just hope my headcanon of him realizing he was an autist and moving on is true.
He was a methhead so it's pretty unlikely but a man can only hope. His schizobabblings and sperg outs were funny
 
That's why I think this hack was a great thing to happen outside of the immediate reward of laughing at jannies.
The site will have to change administration, be sold, update everything, or shut down, and all are preferable to stagnation.
At this point? I think the best outcome is it's shuts down and the data is wiped. I can't even imagine the chaos and damage of a deanonymized 4chan for the entire public to see.
 
Lowtax was a fag and a cuck. I hated him.

Okay, mootles was a fag and a cuck too. But I loved him. Don't blame me.
It's fair to hate Lowtax and m00t for their failures, but they did still spearhead incredible things with their sites. No one's gonna' be perfect, and both of them went out like champs. Lowtax killed himself and m00t somehow managed to work his way into money and vanished. Champions of the industry on both ends.
 
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i would give anything to be a fly on the wall in the cabal discord bunker right now
We may still get that particular leak, either by one of the jannies or by niggercord's opsec failure somewhere several years down the line after their initial public offering. Have faith in Total Jannoid Death.

That's why I think this hack was a great thing to happen outside of the immediate reward of laughing at jannies.
The site will have to change administration, be sold, update everything, or shut down, and all are preferable to stagnation.
The monkey paw curls, and the New & Updated 4chan is modernized with a brand new Discord-inspired interface, complete with (You) notifications and a microtransaction e-shop to pimp out your posts!
 
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maybe if millenilols would stop lashing out (ie; becoming trans) whenever they're having a midlife crisis episode, zoomzooms would stop making fun of them.
The midlife crisis thing is real. I know at least three (3) people who became tranny because they were balding, and they heard that taking estrogen would fix it. They were never the same after.
 
Email sent to jannies by admin (allegedly)

Hey,I'm sending this to everyone, just in case there are people who weren't in Discord or IRC, haven't been paying attention to the news, and are completely unaware of the events that have transpired, but are still checking their email. On the afternoon of April 14th, one of our servers was breached. The attacker managed to exfiltrate quite a bit of data before going public with a brief shitposting spree, at which point I became aware of what had happened and shut the servers down. Over the next ~24 hours the hacker released some of the data he had taken. Relevant to you are that he released mod and janitor usernames, password hashes, email addresses, and the IP address last used to log in. With this information made public, people were able to find additional information from public sources, including major data breaches on other websites, to partially or fully dox some 4chan mods and janitors. Even if you have not been doxxed, please check your email address against https://haveibeenpwned.com/ to see if there may be leaks of data from other websites that may be associated with you.Unfortunately there's no way for us to take this back and undo the harm that you've suffered due to this hack, but you can take steps to mitigate further harm. I'd recommend that everyone change the password of the email account you used when applying to be a janitor, and any other email accounts you have used thereafter in association with 4chan. You should also add two-factor authentication if at all possible, ideally via an authenticator app, such as Google Authenticator or Authy.I would also recommend using a password manager of some sort, such that you can use strong passwords easily. Keepass or KeepassXC are good examples, but there are other popular password managers such as Bitwarden, 1Password, or those integrated into popular browsers like Firefox. Generate random passwords of at least 16 characters using upper case, lower case, numbers, and symbols. Do not re-use any passwords. If you had used the password associated with your mod or janitor account elsewhere for some other account(s), you should change that password for those other accounts as soon as you can. We will be doing a forced password reset when the site is back up, and 2FA via an authenticator app will be mandatory for both mods and janitors.Most IPs are dynamic, but if your IP address is static, you can usually just unplug your modem or router overnight to get a new one. Failing that, you should consider calling your ISP to have it changed. In either case, you should also consider using a VPN such as NordVPN, Surfshark, or Private Internet Access (there are plenty of options here). A lot of you will want to change your login names, discord names, or email addresses. I will contact each of you individually on Discord to discuss these changes, so please wait until I do so. Much easier keep things organized that way, contacting each person in turn rather than having to get blasted with hundreds of emails or Discord messages of people asking to change info.As for when the site will be back (and it will be back), "We get there when we get there". Obviously we have a lot of work ahead of us with respect to patching holes and updating software, so please bear with us. Maybe catch up on your backlog, watch some anime, play some vidya, and enjoy this extended break from reports and shitposting.For those of you who have had personal information exposed, I'm sorry this happened. We had bought new servers a few months ago and were working to transfer 4chan's functionality to them as quickly as we could, but obviously we weren't fast enough, and all of you have suffered due to our failure. I know you've placed your trust in us to keep your personal information safe, and we have let you down. I can't undo what happened, but we're going to do everything we can as fast as we can to secure 4chan's servers and codebase, and get the site back online. All I can do is hope that, despite what you've suffered, that you'll continue to help keep this community alive. There's nothing else quite like it on the internet, and without you, there might never be anything like it ever again.Regardless of your personal decisions in the coming days and weeks, I want to thank you for all the time and effort you've put in to this website and this community. 4chan's users might not show it openly, but I know they appreciate what you do as well. I think they'll appreciate you even more when 4chan returns, as now they've had time to feel 4chan's absence, and absence makes the heart grow fonder.Odds are the contents of this email will be posted on Sharty and Kiwifarms shortly after I send it, but I don't much care. If they want to make fun of me for appreciating the 4chan Team, they can go right ahead. I think you are all wonderful and I don't care who knows.I will be in touch with each of you via Discord in the coming days, but if there's something that can't wait, please reach out.--GrapeApe
 
The zoomers vs millennials shitflinging that's happening in this thread now was also another one of the factors contributing to the enshittification of 4chan in the last years. Couldn't hold any debate without people accusing you of being one or another. I've been called a zoomer a million of times on /vr/ even though I'm a millennial. Every thread some anon had to make up a boogeyman to avoid having to use arguments.
That's just the culmination of decades of piss poor education and lack of critical thinking in order to retard productive discourse.
 
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