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[Red flaming panda]

It looks like 4cucks is down right now, or at least no one can seem to make any new posts. Anyone got a qrd on what happened?

Take this with a grain of salt
But someone on soyjak.party is claiming that Cloudflair dropped 4chan

 

[analrapist]

We're finally freed.

You're here FOREVER.

 

[Jobama]

Take this with a grain of salt
But someone on soyjak.party is claiming that Cloudflair dropped 4chan
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Every time 4chan goes down people make up the most insane schizo theories about why it’s down. It’s always “someone leaked nuclear secrets” or “the site is being shut down by the feds”. Some janny probably just microwaved their hot pocket for too long.

 

[AnOminous]

Every time 4chan goes down people make up the most insane schizo theories about why it’s down. It’s always “someone leaked nuclear secrets” or “the site is being shut down by the feds”. Some janny probably just microwaved their hot pocket for too long.

The site is up, just not taking new posts, something that has happened for once or twice a year for nearly forever. Also someone is having a giggle by quoting the exact message ClownFlare used when they shut us down.

 

[Jar-Jar Fanboy]

Someone posted another legit alien pic and the feds pulled the site before anyone could see it
source: trust me, bro

 

[Mister Loser]

Here's the announcement at the top of the IRC:

At this point I consider it a yearly tradition, like the Worldwide Day of Play on Nick. Forcing idiots to go outside instead of using their addiction. Like AnOminous said, it'll be up in a few hours when the jannies get off of their bums and clean up whatever coffee they spilled on the servers.

It's always been kind of annoying that 4chan has never really been as candid with the website's status as, say, Null is with Kiwi, but I don't really mind at this point.

 

[seri0us]

Here's the announcement at the top of the IRC:
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At this point I consider it a yearly tradition, like the Worldwide Day of Play on Nick. Forcing idiots to go outside instead of using their addiction. Like AnOminous said, it'll be up in a few hours when the jannies get off of their bums and clean up whatever coffee they spilled on the servers.

It's always been kind of annoying that 4chan has never really been as candid with the website's status as, say, Null is with Kiwi, but I don't really mind at this point.

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

That's a pretty common failure mode. They'll fix it when they're done jacking it to furry porn.

Here's the announcement at the top of the IRC:
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At this point I consider it a yearly tradition, like the Worldwide Day of Play on Nick. Forcing idiots to go outside instead of using their addiction. Like AnOminous said, it'll be up in a few hours when the jannies get off of their bums and clean up whatever coffee they spilled on the servers.

It's always been kind of annoying that 4chan has never really been as candid with the website's status as, say, Null is with Kiwi, but I don't really mind at this point.

No connection issues now, though according to some chatter I'm seeing here and there, CAPTCHA server still needs to be tweaked. I was kind of spooked for a bit, but now that things are being fixed, I figure someone just posted the accurate alien picture again lol.

EDIT: Alien comments ninja'd by above post.

 

[Karakhalkin-Gol]

/a/ and /pol/ appear to have their catalogs wiped.

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

/a/ and /pol/ appear to have their catalogs wiped.
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Same thing happened with /co/ and a few other boards last time there was a lengthy outage like this. Give it time.

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

It's always been kind of annoying that 4chan has never really been as candid with the website's status as, say, Null is with Kiwi, but I don't really mind at this point.

4chan's partially corporate-owned courtesy of Hiro and GoodSmile, so that kind of transparency isn't an option anymore.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I remember a few years ago, shortly after Hiro took over and there was a particularly bad outage, all the newfags complaining about how he was ruining the site by letting it go down for that long, unaware that there were far more regular and worse outages under moot.

 

[seri0us]

I remember a few years ago, shortly after Hiro took over and there was a particularly bad outage, all the newfags complaining about how he was ruining the site by letting it go down for that long, unaware that there were far more regular and worse outages under moot.

Did Moot really run 4chan off of a Mac Stack?

 

[AnOminous]

I remember a few years ago, shortly after Hiro took over and there was a particularly bad outage, all the newfags complaining about how he was ruining the site by letting it go down for that long, unaware that there were far more regular and worse outages under moot.

People liked moot so they let shit slide.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

People liked moot so they let shit slide.

That, and people had different expectations especially back pre-2010 of how reliable a site needed to be, especially a mostly one-man passion project. Couple that with the fact there were more places to go back then. Now where are the 4chan masses going to go when their site is down? Just browse twitter and youtube until it comes back up?

 

[Jobama]

People liked moot so they let shit slide.

I don’t hate Hiro but he hasn’t even posted in 2 years. It’s obvious he just has an admin make sure the site works so he can collect ad revenue. He’s a celebrity in Japan so he doesn’t really need the money.

 

[AnOminous]

Now where are the 4chan masses going to go when their site is down? Just browse twitter and youtube until it comes back up?

Fuck people's shit up and go straight to life ruin instead of mere amusement.

If fun time is over, and the lulz killers have definitely made that clear, it's time just to fuck their shit up in real life.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

Did Moot really run 4chan off of a Mac Stack?
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2006 4chan otakon panel, he said he was running it off 3 laptops having a hundred thousand posts a day on average. Imagine running off 2006 Toshiba craptops. The entire panel recording is there on YouTube on the 4chan channel.

 

[Fatniggo1488]

Every time 4chan goes down people make up the most insane schizo theories about why it’s down. It’s always “someone leaked nuclear secrets” or “the site is being shut down by the feds”. Some janny probably just microwaved their hot pocket for too long.

Cuckchan still being up has the most insane schizo theory behind it which is almost certainly true; which is that gook moot (Hiroyuki Nishimura) sells all your personal information to the feds while he feverishly masturbates to hentai in his cuckshed apartment in Paris which he can somehow afford despite the fact that his few assets produce less revenue than an illustrious career as a McDonald’s manager.

 

[Jobama]

Cuckchan still being up has the most insane schizo theory behind it which is almost certainly true; which is that gook moot (Hiroyuki Nishimura) sells all your personal information to the feds while he feverishly masturbates to hentai in his cuckshed apartment in Paris which he can somehow afford despite the fact that his few assets produce less revenue than an illustrious career as a McDonald’s manager.

Hiroyuki is actually a huge celebrity in Japan. I fact while 4chan was down he was in Africa for his new show.

>A new show about Hiroyuki Nishimura, a businessman who travels to Africa, will start at 21:00 on August 12th on ABEMA (distributed every Saturday and Sunday, 9 episodes in total).
>The program follows the challenge of telling Hiroyuki, "Please cross Africa and come back," leaving him in the middle of the Namib Desert in Namibia, and whether he can reach the goal safely with only 100,000 yen and a land route.
>What will happen if Hiroyuki, who continues to leave a strong impact in the world of media and is said to be the most logical man in Japan, is thrown into a harsh world where logic does not work for only 100,000 yen?
>Transportation is limited to basic land routes such as local buses and hitchhiking. Along the way, Hiroyuki tried hitchhiking for the first time in his life, was surrounded by locals, was yelled at, sweated profusely, climbed trees, got drenched, and was accidentally thrown into the darkness of Africa. ……. Through the journey, we will think about "Why do people travel?"
>Actor Masahiro Higashide and artist ToshI were also scheduled to participate as partners on a journey to think about life with Hiroyuki, but everything took an unexpected turn before the land of Africa. Will Hiroyuki be able to reach the goal safely?