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[Internet May Be Gay]

Bro don't go down this road. Just drop it. The great Kiwifarms Cheese war of 2024 has cooled down. Lets not restart it and spawn 9000 new pages of cheese sperging.

As an American I will not deny, nor confirm, that we have real cheese.

ok...i didnt know, this seemed like a great way to talk to null and gang...so uh, asking for research purposes, ...where can i read the cheese war thread?

I mean, I LOVE CHEESE.

I lived in france for a year (am american) and lived off cheese made by the irainian advisors to the white house. he made the best fucking cheese.

 

[shitoko]

Advertisers have to be either incredibly senile or incredibly retarded. Not once did an ad concince me to buy a product, ever.
Do Advertisers get paid for setting up dogshit ads about pedicure on websites?

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

I appreciate this thread derailing into non sequitur conversation, just like an authentic 4chan thread.

 

[CreyZark]

American Cheese Product is Real Cheese

Here in Europe whenever you see a food product with gaudy American packaging with the stars and stripers you just know it's going to taste like shit with preservatives, mountain of suger and 50 different types of chemicals. Maybe this is some 4d chess propaganda the EU does on purpose to make Americans look worse and these products are actually made in Latvia or something. Somehow they are probably healthier than whatever bread or cheese you guys buy in Walmart

 

[Meat Target]

Btw, I'm so used to low-effort posting. Like, 4chan is all I've ever known. I'm really trying my best with punctuation, but you guys write entire paragraphs like on Reddit while not sounding like Redditors. It's more like between 4chan and Reddit. As in there are some Reddit opinions going around but somehow presented in a way that are not Reddit. Also people have been very nice and welcoming, it's not something you see anywhere. I'm very impressed by that and I want to be more like a Kiwifarm guy (Kiwifarmer..?) rather than anon. Maybe if 4chan is down long enough, I don't even want to go back because I get the same rush from a (1) as from a (you) right now. I hope I can sleep without checking for (1) too much.

I gotta learn to effortpost more,I'm starting to like this place a little even if I find the user base a bit too smug

We're like the methadone clinic of Internet autism. We have the redeeming qualities of 4chan and Reddit, with the faggotry and retardation doses lowered to sub-poisonous levels.

Make no mistake: you are all still gay retards. But you are OUR gay retards now.

 

[4chanJanitorDefenseForce]

Correct. Hanguk is what koreans call the korean peninsula. Shortened to 'Gook' because GIs had to call them something. Its from the Korean War.
Nips are Japanese from Nippon. (Japanese call Japan Nippon). Nips. Also because GIs had to call them something.
Its only an insult because racial grievances are a political tool, so everything white people do or have done, especially anything of martial or nationalistic character, is made into a grievance for politics
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Bongs call Americans 'Septic Tanks', which is a rhyme of 'Skeptic Yanks', and like Septic Tanks Americans are plastic and full of shit.
Is anyone offended?
Not at all.
What a fucking fantastic insult that is.

Americans don't get mad about it because we forget about it shortly after reading the stupid rhyming slang explanation and, consequently, forget Bongs exist until we watch Downton Abbey.

 

[Cryogonal2]

Why?

Because it's really, really funny

 

[Internet May Be Gay]

I appreciate this thread derailing into non sequitur conversation, just like an authentic 4chan thread.

its just now getting good.

i want to know about the CHEESE

 

[ringtones]

Speaking of, what is this phenomenon where everyone in Walmart always conforms to a particular stereotype

idk about you but I've been low-key boycotting Walmart for like 30 years and I know a lot of people who wouldn't be seen dead in a walmart

the only time I've been in a walmart in memory was because it was the only store within 30 miles and I needed a breaker bar for my torque wrench for an automotive event so I had no choice but to buy one there

 

[Hypercop]

I gotta learn to effortpost more,I'm starting to like this place a little even if I find the user base a bit too smug

It's nice to feel like I won't get banned and have my posts wiped at any moment with no chance of appeal, because something I said vaguely triggered a mod or janitor and I'll never even know what

 

[fake farts]

Bongs call Americans 'Septic Tanks', which is a rhyme of 'Skeptic Yanks', and like Septic Tanks Americans are plastic and full of shit.
Is anyone offended?
Not at all.
What a fucking fantastic insult that is.

I always thought that was an Aussie insult for Americans. It seems too funny to come from Bongs.

 

[blackface enthusiast]

I appreciate this thread derailing into non sequitur conversation, just like an authentic 4chan thread.

I was about to say, the rapefugees are colonizing the thread!

 

[mentally retarded user]

We need a cheese general.

 

[4chanJanitorDefenseForce]

It's nice to feel like I won't get banned and have my posts wiped at any moment with no chance of appeal, because something I said vaguely triggered a mod or janitor and I'll never even know what

That was always fun. Some tranny mod doesn't like you insinuating that this character who's 17 years and 364 days old is attractive, then deletes posts you made across 10 threads.

 

[Internet May Be Gay]

idk about you but I've been low-key boycotting Walmart for like 30 years and I know a lot of people who wouldn't be seen dead in a walmart

the only time I've been in a walmart in memory was because it was the only store within 30 miles and I needed a breaker bar for my torque wrench for an automotive event so I had no choice but to buy one there

now a days even harder to do bc we have harbor freight. which i was just there for another 12mm the other day

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Here in Europe whenever you see a food product with gaudy American packaging with the stars and stripers you just know it's going to taste like shit with preservatives, mountain of suger and 50 different types of chemicals. Maybe this is some 4d chess propaganda the EU does on purpose to make Americans look worse and these products are actually made in Latvia or something. Somehow they are probably healthier than whatever bread or cheese you guys buy in Walmart

We have a massive grocery franchise in the States called Whole Foods where their gimmick is everything's produced by the company, and they have strict RFK Jr.-like standards for what's allowed in their store-brand products. If you go to Walmart or Walgreens and buy their store-brand products, they are exactly the sort of shit you describe. Meanwhile if you go to Whole Foods, their store-brand stuff is better than what's stocked anywhere else. I've even seen people go to Whole Foods for pizza just because it's cost-effective and it's not full of crap, like Dominos. If Europe was really interested in stocking American products and selling them, we don't have a shortage of hippie companies that use quality ingredients.

 

[Internet May Be Gay]

We need a cheese general.

I will literally post about CHEESE for the rest of my career

 

[wmaf1488]

Advertisers have to be either incredibly senile or incredibly retarded. Not once did an ad concince me to buy a product, ever.
Do Advertisers get paid for setting up dogshit ads about pedicure on websites?

95% of consumption is done by women and BIPOCs and genuine retards so you probably don't matter for advertisers

Source: GfK, Whitehouse.gov

 

[shitoko]

W.T. Snacks legacy has been engraved via a few animations by Zone Tan (pedophile) and drawings by that niggergirl Lottie (pedophile who draws loli shota 'P of toddlers and sneaked Loli Hentai into her Rap Artist Uncle's line of merch)

Where is this coderboy janny now?

 

[4chanJanitorDefenseForce]

We have a massive grocery franchise in the States called Whole Foods where their gimmick is everything's produced by the company, and they have strict RFK Jr.-like standards for what's allowed in their store-brand products. If you go to Walmart or Walgreens and buy their store-brand products, they are exactly the sort of shit you describe. Meanwhile if you go to Whole Foods, their store-brand stuff is better than what's stocked anywhere else. I've even seen people go to Whole Foods for pizza just because it's cost-effective and it's not full of crap, like Dominos. If Europe was really interested in stocking American products and selling them, we don't have a shortage of hippie companies that use quality ingredients.

Ah, you live in SoDoSoPa.