4chan - the Internet hate machine

[HowlingChasm]

Yeah that "30-50 feral hogs" meme that anti-gun limpwrists made fun of is honestly and unironically a real thing. Boars and hogs are just random encounter enemies that are impossible to kill with anything less than a semi-automatic rifle. Faggots that have never left the city don't realize that if you live in a rural area there's a chance that a swarm of killing machines might just roll up on your front yard.

Every oldtimer has at least one story of someone gutted by a hog. Nothing makes me more paranoid than going innawoods and seeing tracks. Sometimes they're as big as my goddamn fist.

 

[4chanJanitorDefenseForce]

None of those jannies/mods will be in those positions if/when it comes back. They wouldn't want to be unless they're masochists.

 

[shitoko]

7.Pray Hiro has hired jeets to do the work for them while letting them keep their power.

Incompetent pajeets were the entire reason why 4cuck was such an outdated shithole with so many vulnerabilities.
Not to mention, RapeApe is a pajeet.

 

[FagofCeremonies]

Incompetent pajeets were the entire reason why 4cuck was such an outdated shithole with so many vulnerabilities.
Not to mention, RapeApe is a pajeet.

Yeah, they don’t care ‘bout the website. That’s why they’re jannies.

 

[BigGuyOS 6 : Jovial Janny]

this isn't a KF thread

if I went to some random alog thread and posted like I'm posting in this thread I'd be banned or something within 20 minutes

I like the offtopic and thunderdome parts of the site. USPG2 is so much fun.

 

[NiggerNiggerNigger]

Is Two Witnesses one of those skitzo posters the chan people keep talking about?

Yes.
But nevermind that, take the bogpill:

 

[Postal Cuck]

The 'ick on 'eck guy won.

 

[grocerygoblin]

4chan is kind of like the public square so when it comes back it literally should be a public square. What I'm saying is, the only way to access it is via a terminal that is installed in the public square of your town. Every town in America gets a terminal. IP's are whitelisted to just those terminals.

 

[Cursed With Sugma]

Is Two Witnesses one of those skitzo posters the chan people keep talking about?

He's relatively harmless compared to the worst ones, but yes.

 

[grocerygoblin]

4chan is kind of like the public square so when it comes back it literally should be a public square. What I'm saying is, the only way to access it is via a terminal that is installed in the public square of your town. Every town in America gets a terminal. IP's are whitelisted to just those terminals.

Also Canada and Mexico each get ONE terminal. The entire country of Israel is also whitelisted.
Wait where am I getting these ideas from.

 

[Mayfly]

Heckin based and redpilled when it's my races male COLONIZING a foreign hole, cringe when it's a traitorous white roastie slurping BBC, even though the outcome is the same

You arr hate yerrow man!!!

 

[shitoko]

Is there a specific reason why the 4chan admins aren’t giving a timeline as to when the site will be so back lol

If they did release a timeline it would look like this

 

[BaronOfTheTaigas]

Fuck, I muscle memory clicked on a 4chan link again. I really only have so much left to do online after work these days....

 

[Fae Supremacist]

Every oldtimer has at least one story of someone gutted by a hog. Nothing makes me more paranoid than going innawoods and seeing tracks. Sometimes they're as big as my goddamn fist.

Every year the ring road near my city would because boars would roam in and smash cars, even flip smaller ones over, you'd have accidents where the crumple zone of a car was caved in like an aluminium can get the boar walked away. Actual tanks.
They solved it by reintroducing wolves, there are about a hundred in the forest these days and they thin out the piglets.

 

[KiwiSeperatist]

4chan is kind of like the public square so when it comes back it literally should be a public square. What I'm saying is, the only way to access it is via a terminal that is installed in the public square of your town. Every town in America gets a terminal. IP's are whitelisted to just those terminals.

Why the fuck.....

 

[Unlicensed Shitposter]

i lived under a rock for a decade and fell over in shock and laughter a few years ago when my best friend told me that iban from blockland hosted the cwc lolcow forum

Wait fucking what
WHAT
NULL IS IBAN??????
NULL IS FUCKING IBAN????????????
NAH NO WAY TF

 

[One Angry Computer]

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If they did release a timeline it would look like this

This is straight forward compared to Kingdom Hearts, which pales in comparison to Homestuck, and 4chins is more akin to a Homestuck with racial slurs and shockingly, even gayer.

 

[disabledUserHacked777]

Is there a specific reason why the 4chan admins aren’t giving a timeline as to when the site will be so back lol

lol if they had anyone on staff who had any idea how long it would take to update it, it would have already been updated.
don't expect anything for months at the minimum.

 

[Drive She Said]

Am I just looking back with rose tinted glasses or are the late zoomers on 4chan significantly more fucked up than the generation before? I recall back when I was on the site regularly most people had a pornography addiction, but they hated troons and generally wanted to be left alone. Shit like guro was relegated to the most degen corners of the site, and anyone I knew irl that was an anon was fairly normal, just autistic and edgy. So many of these jannies and zoomer anons are especially degenerate trannies who are into the most fucked up shit imaginable.

I will say that the concept of "gooning" and being a "gooner" has done wonders to help break my porn addiction. I mean sometimes I'll go online to jerk off, and I'll see how disgusting and repulsive all the comments are, and I'll realize I want to be as close to the opposite of this kind of person as possible. When I see these people, it's the only time I feel like I am simply superior to other people. Like they are subhuman compared to me, and my life is more valuable than theirs. I spent so much time in /b/ porn threads, but now they're all "ughhhhh, I want her to control me, I've been pumping my goonstick for ten hours fuuuuuuuuuck". Now there's nothing I'd enjoy less. I hate these people.

 

[grocerygoblin]

Why the fuck.....

Honey isn't it a lovely day to stroll down Main St. We can let the kids play in the bandshell while I check the 4chan terminal and we can all see a movie afterwards. What do ya say.