4chan - the Internet hate machine

Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 912 18.2%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 256 5.1%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,143 42.8%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,018 20.3%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 181 3.6%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 498 9.9%

  • Total voters
    5,008
And he cried mightily with a loud voice, saying, “Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and has become a dwelling place of demons, a prison for every foul spirit, and a cage for every unclean and hated bird!
And the Kiwi followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man supported the gookmoot and his image, and receive his admin privliges in his account, or in his board, The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of the Internet, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his autism; and he shall be tormented with dox and trolling in the presence of the stupefied social media, and in the presence of the Media.
 
you're selling yourself short!
negative, I'm real serious that everything was the problem

it's like a box of air. If you fill it, nothing crazy happens. No problem. But when you start putting more air into it than it's built to hold it starts shooting out of every crack and seam and the more you try to put in the more damage you cause to the box
 
Rapeape pulling a "Jannies are like Marmite, the users either love us or hate us". No retard, the overwhelming presence of people hating you to a degree that they are hunting your unpaid staff down does not mean that some people like you.
umm, sweaty, if they didnt like us they wouldnt care
 
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And the Kiwi followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man supported the gookmoot and his image, and receive his admin privliges in his account, or in his board, The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of the Internet, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his autism; and he shall be tormented with dox and trolling in the presence of the stupefied social media, and in the presence of the Media.
Amoot!
 
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on HN someone said they were exploring something similar with EXIF in images, I can't imagine this sharty user was the first person to actually succeed, or people were just extremely unaware of PDF parsing being an attack vector (I sure as hell was)
My quick peeks at the code make me think you could possibly exploit many of the places that they've made calls to exec or shell_exec. They pass user submitted data to other potentially vulnerable system softwares that do have some known vulns in older versions and may be weaponizable to get RCE but I'm not sure.
 
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The board merger was the best April Fools thing ever devised and it's fucking stupid that the DO4E thing didn't just revisit that, with the slower boards being progressively merged into the faster ones to make some truly nightmarish combinations.
The best board merge was mlp and pol. It was called My Little Poltics or something lol.
 
I miss the waning days of the original 8chan. Had a ton of fun making oc ralph content on the cow board.
Early 8chan felt like a return to a good 4chan. It was good times but the schizophrenic spammers that ruin 4chan started to take over boards and moderators were more interested in their ideals than the health of their website. GrapeApe can bring 4chan back but the user base hates posting there. Giving them a few days or weeks away from it will be enough to drop traffic. The post timer will drive off even more when they try to post and don't have the cookie. The imageboard style of website will hopefully be put to rest and 4chan will bow out the same way 8kun did when it returned.

Where is the post with the Jannie tracking? This thread is moving too fast and burying the interesting stuff. I can't find the post linking to the thread in the 500 posts in the last 2 days. I had to make an account instead of lurking to keep track.
 
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