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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,051 18.2%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 363 6.3%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,396 41.4%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,122 19.4%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 252 4.4%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 599 10.4%

  • Total voters
    5,783
Well KF was created by a group of former reddit mods who rightfully thought that reddit was to negative and hateful
That's a bunch of bullshit though. It was actually created by a bunch of autistic faggots kicked off Dramatica for being obsessed with Chris-Chan.
 
Millenials literally have no actual argument on zoomers beyond 'lol they're so inept'. You're all tranny freaks or have tranny souls.
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1. How do you essentially build up a site again from the ground up from software this outdated?
2. How do you restore faith and get new janitors after a hack like this? 15 (and counting) janitors and mods were fully doxed on this forum and sharty, and not just IP addresses, but full phone books, names, current addresses, faces, family trees, etc. -- the fact that RapeApe's private attempt to save face was leaked near-instantly is very telling.
3. The 900 second post timer for non-email verified users will drive people away in droves if they don't repeal it immediately upon restoring the site -- because who in their right mind is giving their information to 4chan after a breach of this magnitude?
4. It's probably only a matter of time until RapeApe himself is doxed if he hasn't been already -- the team isn't anonymous in any sense anymore, so how do they avoid accountability and go back to their same old smugly self-assured, detached, non-transparent manner of running the site when/if it goes back up?

Possible I'm parroting here but this is gonna present some serious, serious challenges beyond just bringing the site itself back -- which itself would seem to be a herculean feat.

  1. Building the site from the ground up, at least from a backend version perspective, is a matter of either flattening the old server (wipe the drives, clean install) and reinstall OS, PHP, MySQl etc... from a frontend perspective that is more challenging. The site code is garbage as is. Some people on Soyjak Party are talking about updating it to run on modern PHP versions, but that isn't a comprehensive overhaul for security. Even if these anonymous people do it, will Hiroyuki trust random strangers offering site work for free? Do they have the competent staff or willingness to invest money to get the site fixed properly (the former is unlikely if they ran software versions of PHP, FreeBSD, etc. that were end-of-life for nearly a decade.
  2. Another completely valid question. If I had been a jan/mod on 4chan (I have never been either) and I got doxxed in all of this, I would want to be 1,000 miles away from anything to do with the site going forward.
  3. Another reason they can't give an instant answer. They may farm out the CAPTCHA to an alternate solution given the breach. Hard to say.
  4. I'm going to (largely) set this one aside because there are enough unknowns in here already other than to say if the site is restored there's a good chance site mods/jans get complacent again.
In an earlier post in this thread I did mention the challenges of whether the mods/jans will want to come back (among other things).

They're talking the talk of "the site will be back" right now but talk is cheap. By all visible accounts, they haven't even finished the damage inventory (not just of the site and software, but how much information is out there) or what will be required to build it. There's a very good chance that the site in its current form does not return.
 
Speaking of predictions, wasn't there supposed to be a false flag on the 17th of April which is today?
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Great, once the boomers die off Gen X gets to live in peace as the millennials and zoomers argue over who's a bigger cringe gooner soyjak
 
Anyone have a favorite attentionwhore lolcow they used to see on the 4crap?
Could be a name/trip/avatarfag/ faggot you recognize because his autism compels him to ritualpost?
We had a couple in the EDH thread on /tg./ Squirrelfag, Thaliafag, and Gay Bolas.

My most hated was Swordbro. Some fat ugly hagrid-lookalike who tripfagged and shit up the thread with the most vapid and pointless posts and replies.

I remember someone asked me why had such a revulsion to tripfags, especially ones of such a frivolous nature, and I felt so old. "What's the problem anon, he isn't doing anything wrong?"

Gonna sound like a boomer but "back in my day" it was your fucking duty to bully all tripfags off the board. I could name you maybe 3-4 very niche exceptions but that's it.
 
The two I can think of off the top of my head are the heterophobic Farquaad who'd bitch about "str8" people while posting his gay-ass character avatars in games like Baldur's Gate or Fallout, and the Dragonirian-schizo who would disrupt Elden Ring threads by accusing random anons of being "Dragonirian", whoever the fuck that is.
Since you brought up Farquaad how do you think Minthara/Serana/Caitfag is handling the site being down?
 
They're talking the talk of "the site will be back" right now but talk is cheap.
Do you remember the final episode of Battlestar Galactica when they jumped the ship and wound up "breaking its spine?" That's 4Chan now. The only thing left to do is fly it into the sun.

Chicken Jockey.
 
4chan's users might not show it openly, but I know they appreciate what you do as well.
The lack of self awareness is insane.
Also, I think that email shows how far 4chan, and probably most of the internet, has fallen. Like its written in such a flowery, pansy ass way. It seems weird its coming from the same sight that would raid shit and where one of it's perks is "You could say the N word". This is the consequences of the smart phone
 
Another completely valid question. If I had been a jan/mod on 4chan (I have never been either) and I got doxxed in all of this, I would want to be 1,000 miles away from anything to do with the site going forward.
What kind of person do you think it's going to select for? I think the moderation team is going to be left with the lolcows who enjoy attention, or who pounce during the site's moment of weakness.
 
Maybe if zoomzooms (me) stopped having a psychotic disorder where we act like complete sociopath cunts when we have any pushback, they would stop bitching?
Ying and Yang.
Separate question to everyone.
Anyone have a favorite attentionwhore lolcow they used to see on the 4crap?
Could be a name/trip/avatarfag/ faggot you recognize because his autism compels him to ritualpost?
I never used 4chan that often after it started becoming less interesting but i vaguely remember a furry who was often post links to some shitty mp3's of himself whining about his life and pissing in empty bottles he would drink from at night when he was too thirsty to go and get water from the kitchen or some retarded shit like that.
 
I used to on-and-off lurk this site a long time ago (just to keep up to date on Chris Chan lore, I didn't really pay attention to other cows back then), I remember when Chris Chan transitioned, I shit you not half this site (literally HALF, or at least half the Chris Chan board) wanted to unironically respect "her" new identity. This place, at the very least used to be, filled with trannies/tranny lovers. That all seemed to change after Keffals did a number on this site, to the put it lightly. Pretty sure the trannies are all long gone, whether the current userbase ran them out of they left of their own accord in solidarity with Koofals. Maybe I'm wrong though......
i've noticed that most CWC orbiters see some of themselves in him, which is fucking hilarious and pathetic but makes sense
 
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