4chan - the Internet hate machine

[ringtones]

No ones gonna go to war for the fucking jannies dude.

there was that one Joey who tried to dox the hacker, missed and hit some random guy from Danbooru, and how has his face plastered all over the place

 

[Three4Free]

I'm a retard who double posted for some reason.

 

[Unshakeable Optimist]

Spoiler: /tv/ Screencaps

 

[They were once men]

there was that one Joey who tried to dox the hacker, missed and hit some random guy from Danbooru, and how has his face plastered all over the placeView attachment 7247057

was the hacker a name fag, can you even do that on sharty? I don't go on there.

 

[ringtones]

bro I don't even go on here

 

[Forcey Funtime]

I am wondering if there may be an impending revenge hack on the soyteens like a fucking all out war but then i remember trans people are dumb.

Hell no. I’ve been dinged and range banned so many times over stupid shit like saying bad things about Governor Hairgel, I’m not defending 4chans honor. Then you look at the shit they leave up and let some cunt post 80 times a day.

I haven’t effortposted in years, all I do is go on there and fuck with spammers and shit tier outrage bait. Fuck that and fuck them, im glad some dejected incel they rejected finally got even with them. Press S to spit.

I’ve held multiple 4chan passes over the years but the more abusive and petty the moderators got, and the more their shit decisions seemed geared towards making the site totally unusable unless you buy a pass , the less inclined I am/was to even give them a cent.

 

[86HGRGR7+QJ]

Everyone hates the moderation and the site but no one wants to stop posting and filling out captchas. The final humiliation ritual.

 

[Dis is de Future]

Guys I can't take it anymore. I need my dosage pls.

 

[zoloft]

Everyone hates the moderation and the site but no one wants to stop posting and filling out captchas. The final humiliation ritual.

i pretty much stopped posting after they introduced the incomprehensible sliding captcha

 

[burусhU1О]

Guys I can't take it anymore. I need my dosage pls.

I swear to fulfill, to the best of my ability and judgment, this covenant:
I will respect the hard-won scientific gains of those physicians in whose steps I walk, and gladly share such knowledge as is mine with those who are to follow.
I will apply, for the benefit of the sick, all measures [that] are required, avoiding those twin traps of overtreatment and therapeutic nihilism.
I will remember that there is art to medicine as well as science, and that warmth, sympathy, and understanding may outweigh the surgeon's knife or the chemist's drug.
I will not be ashamed to say "I know not", nor will I fail to call in my colleagues when the skills of another are needed for a patient's recovery.
I will respect the privacy of my patients, for their problems are not disclosed to me that the world may know. Most especially must I tread with care in matters of life and death. If it is given me to save a life, all thanks. But it may also be within my power to take a life; this awesome responsibility must be faced with great humbleness and awareness of my own frailty. Above all, I must not play at God.
I will remember that I do not treat a fever chart, a cancerous growth, but a sick human being, whose illness may affect the person's family and economic stability. My responsibility includes these related problems, if I am to care adequately for the sick.
I will prevent disease whenever I can, for prevention is preferable to cure.
I will remember that I remain a member of society, with special obligations to all my fellow human beings, those sound of mind and body as well as the infirm.
If I do not violate this oath, may I enjoy life and art, respected while I live and remembered with affection thereafter. May I always act so as to preserve the finest traditions of my calling and may I long experience the joy of healing those who seek my help.

 

[grocerygoblin]

i pretty much stopped posting after they introduced the incomprehensible sliding captcha

Working as intended.

 

[MoeAnonymous]

Everyone who knows their way around the site knows that there's a bunch of captcha solvers that exist, making the pass redundant unless you want to donate for whatever reason. Just about every 4chan mobile app I've used (>phoneposter) has one.

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

i pretty much stopped posting after they introduced the incomprehensible sliding captcha
View attachment 7247178

Fine.. But after implementation of it for a moment /gif/ was usable again (temporarily)

 

[Chemo]

i pretty much stopped posting after they introduced the incomprehensible sliding captcha

>filtered by a captcha
Blimey.

 

[grocerygoblin]

Everyone who knows their way around the site knows that there's a bunch of captcha solvers that exist, making the pass redundant unless you want to donate for whatever reason. Just about every 4chan mobile app I've used (>phoneposter) has one.

pass is for easier vpn access

 

[FagofCeremonies]

i'm still baffled that /b/ had zero jannies. and the fact the just less than 3 weeks ago, they did an April "fools' prank, taking the entire site down, except for /b/. (or was it /v/)?
either the people who hacked it have a good timing and sense of humour, or something else is afoot

My current schizo theory is that last year when those boards with not a ton of traffic got nuked for a day, it was the sharty skriptkiddie, he mentioned having access for a whole year.
I don’t remember the full list but some /cm/ fag was bitching about it in one of my /vg/ threads, they were mad I assume because those boards have multi year long threads because of low traffic.
Jannies didn’t give a reason either. Maybe they didn’t know what happened and just avoided saying why those boards were shuttered to lessen how incompetent they looked.

 

[NoBueno]

/sp/tards moved to wapchan, a board that's somehow more cucked and censored than 4cuck. Amazing how anons constantly miss the point and opt for tranny moderated zones all the time. Unsurprisingly, its mostly European population feels at home. This is why the internet can't heal.

Never expected someone to come in with a Sakura in Prince of Tennis cosplay profile pic to tell me whats going on in /sp/

 

[Rip Von Stinkle]

It’s so fucking over for the chuds and /pol/ community.

I swear to fulfill, to the best of my ability and judgment, this covenant:
I will respect the hard-won scientific gains of those physicians in whose steps I walk, and gladly share such knowledge as is mine with those who are to follow.
I will apply, for the benefit of the sick, all measures [that] are required, avoiding those twin traps of overtreatment and therapeutic nihilism.
Most especially must I tread with care in matters of life and death. If it is given me to save a life, all thanks. But it may also be within my power to take a life; this awesome responsibility must be faced with great humbleness and awareness of my own frailty. Above all, I must not play at God.
I will remember that I do not treat a fever chart, a cancerous growth, but a sick human being, whose illness may affect the person's family and economic stability. My responsibility includes these related problems, if I am to care adequately for the sick.
blah blah blah

 

[MoeAnonymous]

pass is for easier vpn access

There are alternatives out there that I won't link here that don't require you to spend anything.
Although, now that you mention it, passes were good for spambots, just as long as your pass didn't get banned.

 

[Suspicious Clothes]

Can't they just stop whining and start hiring actual people on minimum wage ? And if they fuck up, they earn a termination notice ! Honestly, they must have some money on the side of the LLC, or where they eking out a small margin to not sink into bankruptcy ? If the jannies were paid they would take this seriously and not just be retards with a smidge of power shitting everywhere.