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[eggsforever]

How do fatties even exist? Nigga just stop eating food.

Corn Syrup

 

[OrangeManeXTinyHatGVNG]

It's not gay if you put on your programming socks UwU

Actually /fit/ was the gayest board, but this is ultimately a difference of a few degrees of homosexuality...

its a spectrum but the gayest nigger on 4chan was definitely on /fit and I would argue /k was gayer than /g in my subjective experience

Spoiler: possibly NSFW

 

[eggsforever]

I started this in prison and still follow it with weights mixed in now that I'm free.
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why were you in prison

 

[SerpentGrail]

my goals were to stop being fat and stop being weak

You feel like shit all the time don't you? Like you don't even have the energy to get up and exercise right?
I'm telling you man read the Huangdi Neijing and live by it. It's more than just getting in shape fast (which it will help with) it's about optimizing your body to have as much energy as possible and how to eat in order to nourish all of your body and it's Chi, viewing food as medicine, and leading to massive mental changes as well as physical.
Try this tomorrow morning: wake up before sunrise, and as the sun rises, go outside and sit with your back to the sun and just focus on absorbing electromagnetic energy from it. I promise you, you will feel wide awake and ready to go in about 15 minutes.

 

[4chanJanitorDefenseForce]

why were you in prison

Robbed a CVS.

 

[(°▽°)]

It's less protein than you need for something like this, but I like a can of salmon and tuna a day. A little above 100% DV protein, cheap, quick to snack on, no prep time. I'm doing landscaping lately for work and it's the most physical thing I've ever done. I've been hungry pretty much nonstop lol

I'm not going to tell you how to live your life but that's probably more mercury than most people need, unless you really like the T-1000.

 

[DickMain]

What workout routine should I follow if I want to be one of those old people who does cartwheels?

We've got a fitness subforum that might know.

I'm not going to tell you how to live your life but that's probably more mercury than most people need, unless you really like the T-1000.

In some kinds of tuna, (supposedly) not the kind that I purchase. Methylmercury takes some time to do its thing though, so if I'm fucked I was fucked a while back oops.

 

[Storytime]

You feel like shit all the time don't you? Like you don't even have the energy to get up and exercise right?
I'm telling you man read the Huangdi Neijing and live by it. It's more than just getting in shape fast (which it will help with) it's about optimizing your body to have as much energy as possible and how to eat in order to nourish all of your body and it's Chi, viewing food as medicine, and leading to massive mental changes as well as physical.
Try this tomorrow morning: wake up before sunrise, and as the sun rises, go outside and sit with your back to the sun and just focus on absorbing electromagnetic energy from it. I promise you, you will feel wide awake and ready to go in about 15 minutes.

no i did enjoy exercising and i looked forward to it, i would consider myself energetic mentally, did not enjoy cardio though

 

[William Teller]

What workout routine should I follow if I want to be one of those old people who does cartwheels?

>https://youtu.be/ug3UM3C1nig
What ever this guy does (yes /fit/ hates him).

 

[Forcey Funtime]

Robbed a CVS.

I always wanted to do that and shout at them to give me all the drugs starting with the letter “V.”

 

[i like sonoshee]

I really can’t understand why anyone who isn’t in the military wants to ruck. It destroys your joints and body hard. But I suppose it’s better than being fat.

i like it because it's outdoors, intense enough, and i always hated running. i'm not going to recommend getting a kayak to someone that just wants to not be fat. he'll drop pounds in a hurry if he tries. i lost a bunch of weight by following the advice i'm giving him. lifting is good too and i'm not trying to dissuade from that. just giving a perspective you don't normally see.

 

[Storytime]

I'm not going to tell you how to live your life but that's probably more mercury than most people need, unless you really like the T-1000.

it depends on the tuna pretty sure

 

[BigBenis]

If you are busting your body and ass in the heat you become hungry as a fictional saiyan
Ten eggs is nothing but a snack after an afternoon of roofing

You've never worked a day in you life Mohammed the inbred rape rat.

 

[4chanJanitorDefenseForce]

I always wanted to do that and shout at them to give me all the drugs starting with the letter “V.”

Everything is in giant bottles in a safe that only the pharmacist has access to.

 

[i like sonoshee]

I started this in prison and still follow it with weights mixed in now that I'm free.
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holy shit i own that book. also recommend.

 

[Dave The Diver]

its a spectrum but the gayest nigger on 4chan was definitely on /fit and I would argue /k was gayer than /g in my subjective experience

/k/ was ironically gay.
You may be familiar with USMC and how they are simultaneously the gayest (balls on your forehead if you fall asleep) and most homophobic branch in the US military. My theory was that this behavior rubbed off or otherwise transferred to /k/. So that's the cope/excuse.

/fit/ had no such veneer of cope. If someone lets other men 'mire or touch their muscles that's on THEM...

 

[Kinematic Equation]

You people misunderstand the importance of cardio.

 

[Slav Power]

Lmao you're fat.

 

[gagabobo1997]

everyone on this website is fat and i wont be convinced otherwise

 

[i like sonoshee]

You people misunderstand the importance of cardio.

rucking is 'cardio'