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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,034 18.5%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 345 6.2%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,332 41.7%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,096 19.6%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 219 3.9%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 572 10.2%

  • Total voters
    5,598
Someone needs to make a schizo theory thread. I'm not going to do it myself.
Lucky for you, you don't have to. 18 pages and counting of unbridled schizobabble. Have fun, tin-hat.

Really, try that search function up at the top of the page. Odds are, another Kiwi is talking about the exact thing you are looking for.
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>the push for mandatory 2fa
...proofs? Where is the proofs?
I don't even know where the fuck they'd shove 2fa in.
Is it really that unbelievable though? I bet that the email confirmation shit sounded ridiculous and unbelievable too, before it was actually implemented. As on where they would shove 2fa in, very easy:
>click on the captcha button
>text comes up to check your email address you entered for verification earlier to get an otp
>if you didn't enter email, enter one here
>if you don't want any of this, wait 900 seconds LOLMAO
 
i will only speak for myself but i don't want to ruin your site. it's a nice place with threads i can have fun with. i'm jaded and cynical from bots jews and jeets. i don't think i'm alone. the dancing miku lets me know i'm in the right place.
Fucking weaboos....

Is it really that unbelievable though? I bet that the email confirmation shit sounded ridiculous and unbelievable too, before it was actually implemented. As on where they would shove 2fa in, very easy:
>click on the captcha button
>text comes up to check your email address you entered for verification earlier to get an otp
>if you didn't enter email, enter one here
>if you don't want any of this, wait 900 seconds LOLMAO
I'm slow, can you convert that into microwave time?
 
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You have a very very low bar to tunnel under to ruin the site, trust me. Just find a topic you think sounds interesting, read the OP, feel the vibe out in the most recent pages, and share your thoughts (as long as you're not TMI'ing too hard you will probably be fine). Trust me, with the A&N politisperging threads, Destiny's dick leaks, and Fuentes's, well, everything, there's not a lot you can do to be worse than some of the other pink join dates we've had.

Every thread is its own little community with its own little culture, and the site doesn't gatekeep; a bigger, healthier community is better for everybody.
i wish i wasn't already familiar with any of that. it's probably time to take a break from the internet.
 
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ourchan seemed promising but i don't think it's going anywhere
I'm not counting it out yet, it has some honkfmfags (good sign) and some smartfags lurking around. but it also has obvious glowniggers and the narrative/twitter/currentthing slop is creeping onto the catalog.
stormfags are harder to read as genuine or co-opters because 4chan effectively trained both, too much on-message and not enough bants is a red flag.
 
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If you make a claim and then make further claims that hinge on that claim, yeah, I kind of want to see something that suggests that claim to be true. Blind faith is for religions, not internet shitposts.

And man, I don't even know how you can use 4chinz regularly and take any of the q shit remotely seriously. It started as larp shit and then got co-opted harder than the tea party by grifters preying on the retarded. Like, god damn nigga, use some fucking critical thinking skills or something.
I'm sorry you somehow missed all the effort threads over the years
Fact is doing your own research is real chan culture for old fags, I conclude my own ideas, will make one effort thread where it's peer reviewed and don't bother when anons like you show up years later with "Spoon-feed me!!!!" Because you can't be bothered to use archives?
See this pic? how-do-baby-birds-get-fed-1662182934.webp
I feel no pity or obligation to these creatures online
If you want to pretend you don't know how to use a search option and were born yesterday then I don't care if you die in the darkness of your own ignorance
Let me introduce you to a saying you clearly missed
"/Pol/ doesn't exist to hold your hand"
 
I always knew Kiwi wasn't terrible as I said I had lurked, but I think alot of us may have been misled. The occasional thread about kiwifarms would always get flooded with people calling it trannyfarms. Obviously this is going to be a stretch in logic but it reminds me of how an abusive partner might isolate the abusee. If all other 'freeze peach' sites are considered tranny filled the average user wont want to look for their niche communities elsewhere.
Regardless the Off-Topic forums have exactly what I was looking for and have been a joy to read.
EDIT: I just have to work on the grammar and not typing like a complete downie so there aren't five million edits to my posts.
You're overthinking it.
4chan anons used to call everyone fags. Oldfags, newfags, moefags, sonyfags, nintendofags... But as trannies became more prominent they replaced fags as the go-to insult because they're even worse.
 
Is it really that unbelievable though? I bet that the email confirmation shit sounded ridiculous and unbelievable too, before it was actually implemented. As on where they would shove 2fa in, very easy:
>click on the captcha button
>text comes up to check your email address you entered for verification earlier to get an otp
>if you didn't enter email, enter one here
>if you don't want any of this, wait 900 seconds LOLMAO
I never got hit with having to verify an e-mail address.
Maybe I'm just a whitelisted sleeper agent. A fed so undercover I don't even know I'm a fed.

Also, iirc, they didn't retain e-mail address at all. At most they retained hashes, which... you could technically rig a system to 2fa with(by forcing the user to re-enter their e-mail address in order to get a verification) but e-mail 2fa is straight up worthless, especially when there's no actual accounts involved. It would do nothing(beyond annoy users) and be completely wasted dev time.
 
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Is it really that unbelievable though? I bet that the email confirmation shit sounded ridiculous and unbelievable too, before it was actually implemented. As on where they would shove 2fa in, very easy:
>click on the captcha button
>text comes up to check your email address you entered for verification earlier to get an otp
>if you didn't enter email, enter one here
>if you don't want any of this, wait 900 seconds LOLMAO
After the 900 second captcha I just phone fagged since
Start the timer
Set phone down
Cook lunch while watching a vid or listening to the radio
By the time I sit down to eat it's ready to fire away.
 
You're overthinking it.
4chan anons used to call everyone fags. Oldfags, newfags, moefags, sonyfags, nintendofags... But as trannies became more prominent they replaced fags as the go-to insult because they're even worse.
Calliing people fags was never inherently an insult, calling them "trannies" was.

For obvious reasons, no one wants to be associated with trannies.
 
I never got hit with having to verify an e-mail address.
Maybe I'm just a whitelisted sleeper agent. A fed so undercover I don't even know I'm a fed.

Also, iirc, they didn't retain e-mail address at all. At most they retained hashes, which... you could technically rig a system to 2fa with(by forcing the user to re-enter their e-mail address in order to get a verification) but e-mail 2fa is straight up worthless, especially when there's no actual accounts involved. It would do nothing(beyond annoy users) and be completely wasted dev time.
They only time I ever had to verify by (sacrificial) email was for posting on /biz/. Also, I only saw the 900 second timer once, which is odd because I usually was posting extreme antisemitism, antihinduism, and antitroonism on /pol/.
 

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