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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,032 18.5%

  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 343 6.1%

  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,325 41.7%

  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,093 19.6%

  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 219 3.9%

  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 570 10.2%
  • Total voters
    5,582
Pointless Debater said:
I'm sorry, but any argument that prioritizes opening the site ASAP when the scope of the hack was so bad that basically everything became open air is not appropriate. You know have a motivated group of people and plenty of people with an axe to grind (or just are flat out bored looking for the lulz) who now know all of the aspects of the site software, which gives them ammunition to run amok when the site is invariably brought online with insufficient hardening.
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What they really should do is focus on getting it back online asap so that they don't lose their user base permanently. And then once it's back in a functional state startup a sandbox and do the long term repairs that the site needs to be more secure in the long run. Once they've got the new site tested simply switch the DNS to the sandbox and everyone wins.
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captaincretin said:
Why does our existence make Americans seethe so much?
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I think its because Canadians have developed a sort of cultural default of shitting on us to differentiate themselves from us in their effort to impress foreigners that hate us both.
>Actually, we're Canadian, we are not at all like those stupid Americans. We love being culturally enriched by subhuman niggerkin.
Doesn't apply to the company here mostly. Don't wear the shoe if it doesn't fit, but that's why Canada gets shit on any board that doesn't have clown world AIDS.
 
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I think it's quite cool that Canada managed to stay relatively unified despite being made up of the historic enemies (French and English). I guess that's what happens when both groups have the Americans to worry about.

je suis fini
 
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captaincretin said:
Why does our existence make Americans seethe so much?
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You guys are the online equivalent of herpes.
Assuming that the Canadian posters aren't a Chinaman or jeet the posting habits of Canadians has routinely been utter shit on 4chan for a decade+

Day of the rake didn't appear from nowhere, you retards earned it by your countrymen routinely being the worst anglo posters and in a competition with Australia's inhuman urge to shitpost that's saying something.
 
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When I got off the plane in Toronto and Vancouver, I thought I overslept and ended up in Hyperabad. The smell is terrible.
 
Johnny Ringo said:
You guys are the online equivalent of herpes.
Assuming that the Canadian posters aren't a Chinaman or jeet the posting habits of Canadians has routinely been utter shit on 4chan for a decade+

Day of the rake didn't appear from nowhere, you retards earned it by your countrymen routinely being the worst anglo posters and in a competition with Australia's inhuman urge to shitpost that's saying something.
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Longsword said:
When I got off the plane in Toronto and Vancouver, I thought I overslept and ended up in Hyperabad. The smell is terrible.
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Adolf Hulkler said:
When you ask a canadian whats great about canada, they always answer with "we arent america" or something similar that comes from jealousy.
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You are obsessed with us.
 
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Still can’t believe that incompetent jap nigger known as Hiroshimoot hasn’t fixed his site yet.

The only way I can feel good about this is if they ban India from not only posting, but viewing the site too.
 
NiggerNiggerNigger said:
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I think its because Canadians have developed a sort of cultural default of shitting on us to differentiate themselves from us in their effort to impress foreigners that hate us both.
>Actually, we're Canadian, we are not at all like those stupid Americans. We love being culturally enriched by subhuman niggerkin.
Doesn't apply to the company here mostly. Don't wear the shoe if it doesn't fit, but that's why Canada gets shit on any board that doesn't have clown world AIDS.
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>developed a sort of cultural default of shitting on us
That isn't something we developed over time, its always been the case. The original stock of Canada was made up of loyalists to the British (whom rejected to revolutionary war, i.e. the formation of America). This includes: those who didn't migrated to America from Canada after the conflict, those who fled America to Canada after the conflict, and the french.
Dishpass said:
We know you're suffering from your pajeet freedom Canadindians. Don't worry, we'll move forward with the 51st state legislation soon.
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>freedom
>gets sent to the gulag for criticizing Israel
I'll pass thanks
 
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