Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

[GillyLilly]

i had signed out of this account and everything but i had to sign back in because i saw someone post that rapeape hired inidan janitors and i have to know is it true?

 

[triforce9001]

Fuck 4chan, Yotsuba is dead. Disgusting that they even use her as a mascot anymore, riding on her innocent image.

 

[Bucephalus]

Where do I go to apply to become a janny? I’m sure theres some vacancies now. Us oldfag farmers need to infiltrate!!

This was already posted here about a week ago, but to answer your question:

• There are vacancies. At least 19 janitors and 1 moderator have quit in response to the hack/phonebooking, and possibly (probably) more since this email was sent. My rough estimate is that they've lost ≥20% of their active volunteer staff (219 lines in ys4s5k.txt, assume only half of the names on the list are active, 19/109.5 = 17%, round up to 20% to account for any resignations since last week).
• They cannot open janitor applications for an indefinite amount of time, because they know it would immediately be compromised by sharty sleeper agents.
• There is a good chance that public-facing janitor applications are never going to come back. This spells a lot of trouble for the site going forward - historically, the retention% for 4chan janitors is dogshit, and it's only going to get worse.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

4chan is just reddit now lmao

if you seriously went back after today, you are a gay retard and deserve nothing but the worst in your life.

 

[polaris_VII]

Tried posting this copypasta on /g/ for fun. It gives me the infamous "Post Successful!"
shadowban thing, so as a test I try to post it as a screenshot of the text.

Same thing. Next time I added colored strips to the image

and I got this. I've never been rangebanned on my home IP before. Hell, this IP wasn't in use prior to the hack (my router broke down on the 18th or so)

 

[highlighter_shitposting]

Chug is a leftypol general filled with shit colored sub-humans, albino monkey slavniggers, troons, faggots, and commies.

Uhg is a bot and plebbitor filled stinkditch.
Chug avatarfags can go fuck themselves, however

 

[4chanJanitorDefenseForce]

i had signed out of this account and everything but i had to sign back in because i saw someone post that rapeape hired inidan janitors and i have to know is it true?

That'll make the bans nonsensical.
>BAN FOR OFF TOPIC IN /CK/ SAAR
>"but it was about making quiche"
>NO UNNERSTAND KEESH! OFF TOPIC!

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

happy for all the 4/15-16 join dates, don't forget about us

 

[The Masked Sneed]

/f/ IS NOT KILL
I REPEAT /f/ IS NOT KILL

edit: >Performing Site Maintenance
NVM, I'TS OVER

 

[Three4Free]

historically, the retention% for 4chan janitors is dogshit, and it's only going to get worse

They should consider doubling their pay.

 

[4chanJanitorDefenseForce]

@Null Have you ever had gubmint cheese?

 

[AnOminous]

Some ISPs whitelist MACs. So you'd have to call them to get re-connected.
(FWIW, mine give me a new IP if I just turn my router off and on again.)

I have a dumb router that doesn't do that. I miss when I could just reset the modem or assign it a different MAC. That's what I'd do before making a post that I knew was an instant 14 day or 28 day or a permie. Just dump that shit then switch.

@Null Have you ever had gubmint cheese?
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Goobermint cheese was seriously underrated. The welfare kid in my school went from being mocked for having a bowl cut and being on welfare to being popular because his mom would make awesome grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup from that shit.

 

[mikumikumikumiku]

happy for all the 4/15-16 join dates, don't forget about us

I’ll stick around. Knowing that most of the 4chud mods are actual trannies and nigs is fucking foul. The fact they’re the ones posting the crying tranime reaction pics with “GUYS I MISSED YOU SO MUCH ;-;” is even worse. I don’t think they realize nobody likes these worthless faggots.

 

[Pure Autism]

i had signed out of this account and everything but i had to sign back in because i saw someone post that rapeape hired inidan janitors and i have to know is it true?

Can't wait to see a bunch of "I VOLUNTEERED ON BIG MULTINATIONAL IMAGEBOARD CORPORATION SAAR" updates to Linked In profiles

 

[Hatewerfer]

Thank god it's back before the Indo-Pakistani hyperwar kicks off. That should help with the post quality. We're so back.

 

[highlighter_shitposting]

how people broke slaves and serfs?

 

[AnOminous]

You'll get banned or trigger the list of no-no words if you try. Their seethe is visible from space.

They need to be utterly fucking destroyed. Their arrogance deserves zero mercy. Kill them all.

 

[4chanJanitorDefenseForce]

Goobermint cheese was seriously underrated. The welfare kid in my school went from being mocked for having a bowl cut and being on welfare to being popular because his mom would make awesome grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup from that shit.

In 9th grade, due to weird ass zoning, I went to an almost all black high school. It was weird going through the lunch line and being the only one not on free lunch.

 

[Rockzo]

I got banned for "advertising" on /fit/ once because I asked if a specific brand of protein powder was any good.

Were you returning to monkey?

 

[Fuck Fags I'm A Homophobe]

does anyone have any of the 4-chan art whenever u got banned?