Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

[A16]

10 days doesn't seem enough to fix all the egregious shit wrong with the code, especially since the last time it was updated in any meaningful sense was 2015.

Till another hack do us part.

The real solution was to create a 4chan of Theseus (entire codebase rewrite) but instead they just slapped a bandaid on.

If it was imperative to get the site back on asap, then ideally you'd do the bandaid but also be working in the background on that code rewrite asap. I really doubt that is what's going on with these bums though.

The attitude towards the users post-launch tells me everything about how they're handling this.

 

[blackface enthusiast]

I'm the whitest person on the internet (albinos tell me to get some sun) and I have a felony.

I got news for you fat, you're Blacker than me.

 

[KiwiSeperatist]

Yesterday 4chan was still down iirc, and now it's back up???

When did 4chan get back up, I'm outta loop.

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

It's actually ogre for us soiclitties, can't have fucking shit.

>inb4 there will be another hack, they can't patch all the exploits in such a short time.
It won't be funny the second time. It will most likely come back. Nothing will ever happen.
“Meaningless! Meaningless!”
says the Teacher.
“Utterly meaningless!
Everything is meaningless.”
Ecclesiastes 1:2
Is there anything of which one can say,
“Look! This is something new”?
It was here already, long ago;
it was here before our time.
Ecclesiastes 1:10

 

[4chanJanitorDefenseForce]

I got news for you fat, you're Blacker than me.

I'm not fat. I run Windows.

 

[Heather Mason 2]

I don't remember [s4s] being so full of loli and straight up porn. Is this normal?

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

New Blog Post

https://blog.4chan.org/post/781845918774394880/still-standing

is gookmoot fucking serious? this is a darksydephil tier deflection and cope. "yeah we did have old vulnerable software that caused the hack... BUT WE CANT AFFORD NEW HARDWARE ITS NOT OUR FAULT WE DONT HAVE MONEY FOR NEW HECKIN COMPUTERINOS"
im genuinely flabbergasted that it took a whole decade for 4chan to get pwned if the people running it have been this fucking retarded all along

 

[BlindIdiotGod]

I'm the whitest person on the internet (albinos tell me to get some sun) and I have a felony.

I would be right there with you brother, but I was only in jail for about 45 minutes before they said "this guy is fucking nuts" and had the cops pick me up and take me to the B.A.U. instead.

 

[dich_licher]

I'm not fat. I run Windows.

Well then ya better go catch it!

 

[Anonymous8330]

I would be right there with you brother, but I was only in jail for about 45 minutes before they said "this guy is fucking nuts" and had the cops pick me up and take me to the B.A.U. instead.

Whoa…

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

[s4s]

What's the purpose of that board? "Shit 4chan says" is not very specific.

 

[Mexican_Wizard_711]

Has anyone ever tried posting Chicken Jockey?

 

[Aborted Drink Combo]

I was expecting mass backlash when 4chan came back online. Trannies have infiltrated all boards, banning people for secret reasons. Email addresses saved despite claiming they aren't. Proven fact that a cabal of jannies are enforcing a certain meta on boards.

Instead it's business as usual. Absolutely pozzed.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Is this normal?

yes

 

[Fireman Sam]

"yeah we did have old vulnerable software that caused the hack... BUT WE CANT AFFORD NEW HARDWARE ITS NOT OUR FAULT WE DONT HAVE MONEY FOR NEW HECKIN COMPUTERINOS"

Right?! I audibly sighed reading this part
>Ultimately this problem was caused by having insufficient skilled man-hours available to update our code and infrastructure, and being starved of money for years by advertisers, payment providers, and service providers who had succumbed to external pressure campaigns.
Motherfucker... Kiwifarms is utterly debanked and have dealt with far worse than 4chan ever has in recent history, it's far smaller and despite having enemies everywhere, it never died and hasn't been rotted out from the inside.

4chan is not only an asset for feds, it had its teeth and balls removed years ago and they're still doing the classic "we are the little guy, the advertisers don't like us because we're too based" grift.
Hiromoot is such a sleezy nipponkike that he won't even pay the people working on his shitty site to prevent this sort of tomfuckery happening in the first place. He's ASKING for another 'ack
>We are bringing on additional volunteer developers
>FOR
>FREE

 

[Anonymous8330]

4chan came back and like the medallion in Pirates of the Caribbean, immediately activated the shitposter in me to start posting here as a male redditor, and now a bunch of half-wit moids are messaging me irately. Truly dogs and cats

 

[Moosely]

What the actual fuck nothing was changed, I shouldnt have expected much but I figured some suggestions on that X post would have been implemented

 

[Hatewerfer]

Has anyone ever tried posting Chicken Jockey?

I've seen it multiple times on multiple boards. People are the same retards they've always been, not big surprise.

 

[Anonymous8330]

Is it down again for anyone else?

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

What's the purpose of that board? "Shit 4chan says" is not very specific.

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