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[Rand /pol/]

You have been banned from all boards for posting >>>/ck/12204634, a violation of Global Rule 3:

You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

32 previous bans extends your current ban

Your ban was filed on April 20th, 2019 and expires on May 4th, 2019 at 08:25 ET, which is 13 days and 12 hours from now.

According to our server, your IP is: 66.666.666.666. The name you were posting with was Anonymous.

Please check back in 3 days when you may appeal your ban.

S O Y

 

[AnOminous]

S O Y

https://warosu.org/ck/thread/12204634 ("Why can't white people eat spicy food?" with an anime girl.)
For that? Sad.
Also 32? Impressive.

 

[cuddle striker]

There is at least one based mod left on 4chan.

you know it.

 

[AA 102]

So I came across a delightful thread on /b/ last night and now have time to share it with you all. This is the tale of Operation Juice-Caboose.

An anon came on and informed everyone that he's going to do something involving a syringe and a 5 Hour Energy:

It was assumed he would inject it, but OP was quick to clarify:

The madman actually does it:

Spoiler

OP provides some updates:

In between updates we learn OP's inspiration for doing this:

We get another update:

The concept of plugging his ass comes up so he decides on this initially, but abandons it (keep reading to find out why!):

Spoiler

He goes for round 2:

OP settles on an adequate plug:

Spoiler

An anon suggests injecting the remaining 4mL right into his bladder:

OP agrees if dubs:

No one is able to roll dubs in enough time, but then this happens:

Someone questions if a post is from OP, OP briefly posts a pic of himself before deleting it:

OP can't get hard enough to put the syringe down his urethra, so he requests help:

Spoiler

So anons give him a hand (this goes on for 18 posts) :

Spoiler

And then OP actually fucking does it:

Spoiler

Spoiler

OP finally leaves us with his findings, all for science.

Suffice to say, "My whole cock and bladder feels like gold and sunlight. I believe this is what it feels like to be a Chad." is probably my new favorite quote atm. And thus, the tale of Operation Juice-Caboose ends.

You can read the entire thread here(archive was down for me last night but I could access the onion site): http://archivecaslytosk.onion/SXYuW
When archive comes back up, just search this url: https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/798346511

EDIT: regular link http://archive.is/SXYuW

 

[lsdscreamulator]

Oldie I saved from 2013.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Oldie I saved from 2013. View attachment 739589

Fake

 

[lsdscreamulator]

Fake

Your butthole is fake

 

[Haramburger]

I found this thread's content, twist, theme, and location all surreal.

 

[Lackadaisy]

I found this thread's content, twist, theme, and location all surreal.

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I don't understand this at all.

 

[Haramburger]

I don't understand this at all.

/tv/ posters will use LOTR characters smoking pipes as a jumping-off point to post crime statistics or other /pol/-lite discussions about semi-serious subjects in the context of the TV and movie industry. In this case, someone started a thread with one, and was immediately hit with the SJW insult, "have sex," implying that their opposition is an incel and that having sex will somehow fix their situation and clear their head of radical, frustrated ideas.

Instead, the Merryposter immediately launched into a rant about fatherdom, which is unusually wholesome(despite some objections to homosexuality) and beyond the scope of /tv/ discussions despite roleplaying the LOTR characters who are themselves not involved with women in any meaningful way.

The final posts are largely drive-by amusements at the thread in general, especially the Endgame response because /tv/ has too many separate threads about the movie since it's opening weekend.

 

[UngaWunga]

I remember 4chan. I used to post therw
When I was

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I dunno why I keep going back there, but anyone else browse /x/ lately? They got another one of those stupid Asteroid threads going on. And I'm not 100% sure, but I'm almost convinced that their holy bible are those r.etarded UK tabloids and not the actual bible like they claim to read.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Holy fucking shit the /his/ catalog is 90% fucking WW2 or Rome threads, why the fuck is mentioning "muh rome" and "muh caesar" and "muh dubya dubya tew" not a permabannable offence Jesus fucking Christ.

 

[AnOminous]

Holy fucking shit the /his/ catalog is 90% fucking WW2 or Rome threads, why the fuck is mentioning "muh rome" and "muh caesar" and "muh dubya dubya tew" not a permabannable offence Jesus fucking Christ.

And /mu/ is all kpop waifu threads and everything else is mostly just spam and the same dozen threads over and over.

 

[Helicopter Pad]

Holy fucking shit the /his/ catalog is 90% fucking WW2 or Rome threads, why the fuck is mentioning "muh rome" and "muh caesar" and "muh dubya dubya tew" not a permabannable offence Jesus fucking Christ.

I go on /his/ regularly and it's a fucking struggle trying to find one good thread about an interesting subject that people actually reply to, besides the "muh hitler" and "muh caesar" spam, /his/ usually just consists of /pol/ tier posts that barely have any relation to history, euphoric Atheists and Christians slinging shit at each other, and people who don't read history asking overdone questions like "why did rome fall?!?!" or "could nazi have won eastern front?!". It's kind of sad when the best thing that comes out of /his/ these days is Fourth Crusade shitposting.

 

[Cool kitties club]

Holy fucking shit the /his/ catalog is 90% fucking WW2 or Rome threads, why the fuck is mentioning "muh rome" and "muh caesar" and "muh dubya dubya tew" not a permabannable offence Jesus fucking Christ.

Most armchair histories can't bother to learn beyond Rome or WW2 because whoa hitler ceaser cool no degeneracy edgy so chad and fighting cool.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

I think I mentioned this /sp/ shitposter before
He is obsessed with making threads against Lionel Messi, and was coincidentally a Cristiano Ronaldo fanboy as well. The guy is a Romanian who uses multiple VPNs to post, in order to avoid any possible bans or getting called out on his obsession. He's so autistic, using the same images and style of posts that he gets noticed anyways.

And so, that brings us to today, where the retard posted a screencap from his google page while pretending to be an Argentine anon. The screencap he posted had Romanian text ("Liga Campionilor" = Champions League), giving away who he is. Laughter and autism ensued.

 

[tumblrkek]

God I love browsing /v/
(OP was talking about Soldier 76)

 

[JP's_Canadian_Cider]

God I love browsing /v/
(OP was talking about Soldier 76)

That frog is an excellent representation of them. You can dress them up all dapper, they can give you a smug look, but they will always be ugly losers.

 

[666DEATHGAY]

And /mu/ is all kpop waifu threads and everything else is mostly just spam and the same dozen threads over and over.

Gotta get your Kfap on nephew