Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

[seri0us]

Absolute fucking state of this site
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[Slap47]

Everybody desperate to be the guy who makes the next meme, even if they have to be anonymous. Sad.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

@DungeonMaster decided to satirize the robotic shitposters of /tg/ by outsourcing their work to a random generator website.

Spoiler: Example result

Much like threads on the Bump-faggot menace, it would be /qa/rantined the moment that moderators notice, as sentience is an undesirable thing to introduce to the algorithm.
Their damage control met frustration once some clueless bystander instantly recognized it as something which /tg/ would love and hate to see (back). The cat is out of the bag, and our observation changed it from half-dead to deathless. It's a slot machine built for spitting coals of anti-thought into the screeching fire.

This thread has lasted for hours longer at the time of posting. I think that's because the second OP changed its context from satire to playful self-deprecation.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

 

[Rapier Ape]

The other stuff may glow but I'm pretty sure that shit is just gookmoot trying to extort people into buying a shitty pass, both for money directly and to sell people's information to criminals. Also why would you pay for a pass where some shitty troon mod can just ban your pass? They're essentially worthless at this point.

Yeah that thought crossed my mind as soon as I poked around trying to figure out what was up.
Hey just buy a pass.
Which is why I haven't bothered even though it IS dirt cheap.

 

[seri0us]

Does this still apply?

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

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Does this still apply?

I think that image (or some of the shit that's compiled into there) is why Gookmoot only did the "4chan is in danger of closing because I'm running out of money, I'm so sorry!" thing once. Most of Hiroshima Nagasaki's grift and shady activities are in the background.

 

[ZMOT]

The other stuff may glow but I'm pretty sure that shit is just gookmoot trying to extort people into buying a shitty pass, both for money directly and to sell people's information to criminals. Also why would you pay for a pass where some shitty troon mod can just ban your pass? They're essentially worthless at this point.

probably was for a while and still is, but remember what's more important now than catching pedos on /b/ - tracking hatespeech on /pol/; can't have some incels trading rare pepes and meme the next tangerine terror into the white house without being able to look up their info via backdoored ISP. getting a foreign VPN to cooperate or having to verify public network access is way too much work, if they buy a pass even easier, just combine their CC info and post history...

Anyone who still uses wojaks and this "grey chad" shit is really out of touch or blissfully unaware of just how autistic it gets.

 

[Persistent Hobo]

Anyone who still uses wojaks and this "grey chad" shit is really out of touch or blissfully unaware of just how autistic it gets.

Guaranteed these people will be quoting #DicksOutForHarambe and talking about 'Soy Boys' to an uncomprehending world in twenty years time much like a 70s* throwback telling everyone to 'Keep on Truckin' in years past.

*except the 70s were actually quite cool

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Even /ck/ is terrible now and /ck/ is the best board on 4chan.

Hold up, ALL OF URUGUAY is banned from 4chan?

I'm moving to Uruguay now. No 4chan, pro gay and legal weed sounds like a fucking paradise

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I find the advertising on 4chan to be degenerately weird as fuck ..

 

[Summoned Skull]

Everybody desperate to be the guy who makes the next meme, even if they have to be anonymous. Sad.

I think greentext reposting/livereads contributed to a lot of people flooding 4chan with low quality posts in an attempt to get internet famous. It's where funny shit used to happen, because often times it was unintentional. Now it's a lot of trannies or redditors attempting to be among the same 60 greentexts that get reposted or read aloud on youtube. Sad to see it go this way.

 

[Vermin God]

I find the advertising on 4chan to be degenerately weird as fuck ..
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I checked that website out of morbid curiosity and got sketched the fuck out by the vaguely underage sounding thread titles. Is this shit even legal?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I checked that website out of morbid curiosity and got sketched the fuck out by the vaguely underage sounding thread titles. Is this shit even legal?

I have no idea. I capped a screen cause “well fuck this is weird as shit” then X’d out the window.
Then set fire to my laptop

 

[Sugriva]

I remember buying a pass back in the day and being immediately range banned because I kept spamming Squadallah Burger threads on /ck/

 

[HumanHive]

https://january6th.house.gov/sites/democrats.january6th.house.gov/files/2021-08-26.BGT%20to%204chan.pdf

4chan has until Sept 9th to provide quite a bit of documentation on Jan 6th’s little protest.

My own response to this is “lol. lmao.”
Wait till they hear 4chan has no content retention policy whatsoever.

 

[BootlegPopeye]

https://january6th.house.gov/sites/democrats.january6th.house.gov/files/2021-08-26.BGT%20to%204chan.pdf

4chan has until Sept 9th to provide quite a bit of documentation on Jan 6th’s little protest.

My own response to this is “lol. lmao.”
Wait till they hear 4chan has no content retention policy whatsoever.

It's hopelessly vague anyway, from the wording it sounds like they want every post where someone, somewhere on 4chan, complained about the election, probably so they can then use it to insinuate 'something'.

 

[HumanHive]

It's hopelessly vague anyway, from the wording it sounds like they want every post where someone, somewhere on 4chan, complained about the election, probably so they can then use it to insinuate 'something'.

I think it is a stock request sent out to all social media companies, but for 4chan it may as well be written in Egyptian hieroglyphs. Algorithms? Policies on “misinformation”? Data retention? 4chan has none of these things.

 

[AnOminous]

4chan has until Sept 9th to provide quite a bit of documentation on Jan 6th’s little protest.

More like they have until Sep. 9 to respond with "eat a dick."