FIGGIN 4th August 2018 - Portland event thread

[Bogliacci]

Disproportionate force? Antifags were throwing rocks at the twats standing around and doing nothing, the police threw shit back on their behalf.

Not that you'd know Phil, just sitting around your grotty flat, hoping Toren doesn't come through to smack you for being a tool, squeaking about shit you never attended.

Antifa are trained to never ever admit they are in the wrong or doing the wrong thing. It is always someone else's fault, ie the police, who make them fail. Phil already had this lack of responsibility internalized so it's an easy idea for him to grasp.

 

[MMX]

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Needs moar cat stickers

 

['tism]

I’m going to call him sped spud from now on. Or spud sped. Which sounds better?

Spudders the Sped.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Here is the latest from his Tumblr -

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Well, here's the proof we need that Phil never left his smelly apartment nor did he go attend the protest, and even if he did, he probably stayed on.the sidelines and ran away when people started throwing rocks and the police were flashbanging then. I also absolutely love how Phil basically post the location of a party and tells other people to go crash it. Do it yourself Phil, you fucking cowardly puss puss.

 

[felicity]

Is Phil aware that his chosen initials now match those of the terrorist group the Irish Republican Army?

what am I saying, he probably supports the ra's history of attacking innocents, politicians and royals in the name of direct action

 

[Graffiti canvas]

If he'd been to the Portland protest he'd be falling over himself to describe how brave he was for yelling slogans and chasing 'fash'.

My thoughts exactly. Phil made a massive chest puff just by going and shooting a gun on some private land. I cannot imagine him actually getting anywhere near an actual protest dressed in his LARP gear with his LARP comrades and NOT taking at least one picture just to show how woke he is.

 

[MarineN*423543]

Why is it that Antifa always shits up these gatherings?

antifa is a lolcow singularity

 

[Corn Sake]

I was looking forward to reading about how Phil sperged someone up the wrong way IRL and ending up having his arse handed to him.

What a shame.

 

[muh_moobs]

I hope Phil remembers to take a dilation break during the march. Keep that stinkditch open, potato man.

What do you think the baton is for?

 

[nvrwastetree]

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We here at Mx Xochi’s 24/7 News Dungeon extend our greatest thanks and solidarity with the 1000+ strong Antifa Supersoldiers that answered the call and defended Portland from Joey Gibson’s Patriot Prayer and the Proud Boys.

Xochi and I were also among the 1000 strong in attendance. In order to protect us and our comrades, We at the Mx Xochi’s News Dungeon No Chill Crew left our phones at home in order to frustrate the surveillance state.

We here at MXND give also a “Fuck You!” To the Portland Police Bureau for their disproportionate use of force and riot control weaponry where it was not called for. The Portland Police Bureau protects nazis clear as day.

And the biggest “Fuck You!” goes to both Mayor Ted Wheeler and Chloe Eudaly - Fuck both of you for your mollycoddling of Joey Gibson and Patriot Prayer - You keep enabling Joey Gibson and the Peanut Butter Boys to terrorize Portland.

As the saying goes - play stupid games win stupid prizes. Your government permits Patriot Prayer to spew their nazi shit in town again, and Antifa will clean up your mess.

And next time will be more than 1000 minimum. Bet on it.

Isabel Rosa Araujo,
Editor - MXND

Wow, the fucking delusion and stupid was really strong with Phil yesterday. Love how he claims that xochi attended the event when she isn't even real. Phil says it like other people we're able to see her. Would be hilarious though if we got something from xochi throwing Phil under the bus at the protest (that he probably never went to). Love the hypocrisy too. Phil runs to the police for protection because he's a pussy, but when it comes to the police attempting to defend other people from the rocks antifa tards were throwing, they're a bunch of Nazis. I'm starting to believe Phil doesn't know what a Nazi actually is, and he's using the word as a descriptor for anyone who prevents Phil from doing what he wants, even if he knows his actions may lead to fatal consequences such as death (which he is no doubt scared shitless of)

 

[Graffiti canvas]

I'm starting to believe Phil doesn't know what a Nazi actually is, and he's using the word as a descriptor for anyone who prevents Phil from doing what he wants, even if he knows his actions may lead to fatal consequences such as death (which he is no doubt scared shitless of)

Replace "phil" with "ANITFA" and you're still not wrong.

 

[Coldgrip]

"Antifa Super soldier"

I'm guessing those are the soyboys and troons that can lift a whole 75 lbs instead of 50 like the regular lazy bums that make up antifa.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Wow, the fucking delusion and stupid was really strong with Phil yesterday. Love how he claims that xochi attended the event when she isn't even real. Phil says it like other people we're able to see her. Would be hilarious though if we got something from xochi throwing Phil under the bus at the protest (that he probably never went to). Love the hypocrisy too. Phil runs to the police for protection because he's a pussy, but when it comes to the police attempting to defend other people from the rocks antifa tards were throwing, they're a bunch of Nazis. I'm starting to believe Phil doesn't know what a Nazi actually is, and he's using the word as a descriptor for anyone who prevents Phil from doing what he wants, even if he knows his actions may lead to fatal consequences such as death (which he is no doubt scared shitless of)

I think he’s genuinely forgotten what Xochi is supposed to be. He seems to think he told us she was a real person. Basically he needs to get a tattoo saying “XOCHI IS A DID ALTER, SHE CANNOT MANIFEST INDEPENDENTLY OF ME.”

 

[Xanax]

He has also added this -
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That man may have collapsed during a heatwave, but he still has most of his dignity and all of his genitals. Phil has none of either.

Also, he actually bothered showing up and staying for two hours. Phil got all dressed up and never left his apartment.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I wish Phil would protest things that actually affect him, like the lowering of benefits/entitlements, town meetings, planning meetings to reduce low income housing in his area, budgetary meetings, volunteer meetings etc.

This is some serious autism-larp-inception shit here.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

That man may have collapsed during a heatwave, but he still has most of his dignity and all of his genitals. Phil has none of either.

Also, he actually bothered showing up and staying for two hours. Phil got all dressed up and never left his apartment.

I’d also say that for a guy who’s apparently had 40 years of cheeseburgers, he looks a hell of a lot leaner than Phil, who supposedly exercises hard and eats a strict vegan diet.

 

[Adamska]

Oh hey, I was right; Phil the stupid pigman was too chickenshit and lazy to go outside of his rented hovel. So he just decided to LARP about going to the Strasserist rally due to the idea of possibly getting yelled at by another dude made him shit himself in fear.

 

[The Dude]

It's always a treat when we catch Phil in yet another set of lies. And you know he believes he's being the most clever motherfucker in the room when he comes up with his bullshit stories. He wants to be this badass Ché-like character, but he doesn't even have the cojones to show up to a protest if there is any chance violence might break out or he'll get collared by the cops. So much for "ANTIFA ARE MY FAMILY!" I love that we were right again and that he just sat on his ass at home playing make believe revolutionary. Probably wore his ski mask the whole day while watching YouTube videos of the event so he could pretend he was there. Never change, Beaver Boy.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I wish Phil would protest things that actually affect him, like the lowering of benefits/entitlements, town meetings, planning meetings to reduce low income housing in his area, budgetary meetings, volunteer meetings etc.

This is some serious autism-larp-inception shit here.

But we know Phil would never dare attend a town hall meeting, he would be too afraid that kiwis or facists would be waiting to murder or rape his supple tight trench into Oblivion. Also, I think he would honestly start sperging about dumb shit if offered the mic, then say something like this, "our mayor, the cis that he/she is, hates the transgender women of color, which I am part of (que laughing from crowd), so I think YOU should do something about it, my wife, Xochi, also agrees with me, she is also standing right next to me, say something babe".

 

[Tragi-Chan]

If Antifa is his family, and Phil doesn’t support them, I guess that makes Phil as bad as he claims his parents were. What a prick.