LGBT 5-12-2015: New Chris pics- comments indicate Chris is taking hormones

[SOINCHU]

Wait...is he saying he has man boobs or actual boobs? Essentially he seems to be saying
"If you think muh bewbz are hawt then they're girl bewbz. If you think they nasty, then I have man boobs and I'm totally right that man boobs need bras"

...If he wants anyone to take his gender identity seriously he's got a funny way of showing it. This and his rants about how women could have had his "big 7 incher" (duck) make me think its all very confusing in his head right now.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

The heart pasties some how make it worse...

 

[GS 281]

I feel like Andrew Zimmern whenever he eats durian fruit. I am in a laundromat right now on a laptop. To the old Mexican woman behind me who just cleared her thoat, I sincerely apologize. Lo siento Senora. Lo siento. I will just get my wet clothes and go.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

The heart pasties some how make it worse...

Those aren't his nipples? Oh thank God!

 

[Lurkingjay]

Realtalk: That chest shot looks like the chest of a heavy dude, not remotely feminine. If Chris is actually taking hormones, any breast growth or feminization is wishful thinking. On the plus side, apparently he's more successfully feminizing himself via clothing than I expected, because he can manage the impression of a rack when he's dressed -- the posters who have mentioned that, if he cleaned up his face, he could pass for an unattractive chunky woman (with bad dress sense) are pretty accurate.

 

[CdubyahC]

All I can think about is Mr C's Dream studio, and the plaque.

 

[Stratomsk]

OH FUCKING JESUS WHY

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Spoiler: I wish I had the horrifying rating.

How can I unsee this? Brain bleach? Shock therapy? Anything that will remove the mental image of what I just witnessed.

 

[SOINCHU]

I am aware there is a "What if" forum here but I think its relevant in this thread to ask:

What...what if he does a "self-centerfold" shoot in the exact same poses as Rosechu when she tried to "counteract those images" on 4Cent Garbage? O.o

Spoiler: IMAGINE THIS IS CHRIS...DO IT

 

[Cubanodun]

OH FUCKING JESUS WHY

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I have survived even nick fap video but this... This was the worse

 

[Fwiffo]

One of my favourite mental exercises is grabbing pics like these and time-warping back to 2007 or thereabouts. I casually stroll into the Game PLace, photos in hand, and slowly approach the sweatiness, loudest patron there. He ceases fumbling with a handful of Yu-Gi-Oh cards as I drop my armful of scandalous tomgirl onto his table. He scans them with an increasingly horrified and bewildered expression on his face.

He looks up at me incredulously, a smile broadening on my face as I utter four simple words:

"This is your life."

 

[Chipmunk With A Banana]

OH FUCKING JESUS WHY

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So, Chris took this photo just to bamboozle us. We've been trolled, fellahs. We've been trolled good.

It just means that Chris is disgusting without a shirt. Most normal males don't have that problem.

It's like most people look OK when their mouth is open. But when Sick Nick opens his pie hole?

 

[sonichuis44]

Spoiler: I wish I had the horrifying rating.

How can I unsee this? Brain bleach? Shock therapy? Anything that will remove the mental image of what I just witnessed.

I reccommend shotgun therapy. Apply directly to the forehead.

 

[Stratomsk]

What...what if he does a "centerfold" shoot in the exact same poses as Rosechu when she tried to "counteract those images" on 4Cent Garbage? O.o

Chris will go into autism overdrive and the internet will implode upon itself in a mad dash to erase the evidence from existence.

 

[DrJoshii]

Why worry about having Crystal when he can be Crystal?

"I believe that Chris is becoming trans not because he's "a women trapped inside a man's body", but rather he's trying to become the sweet heart that he'll never have." -anon

This Norman Bates shit is genuinely sending chills down my spine. Someone should write a horror novel based on Chris.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

I'm sure Chris is just stuffing flab into some randomly sized bra. A D cup means the fullest part of the bust is 5 inches bigger than the top of the rib cage (where the bra band should sit), and that's so clearly not the case for Chris.

40B or 42B would probably be the right fit.

 

[Trilby]

All I can think about is Mr C's Dream studio, and the plaque.

We all are.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Power to Modesty!

What a unique remark for CWC to make.

Also, I guess we can bid a permanent farewell to "The Classic" look of CWC - Medallion of Fail, The Classic (or another shirt like it), the Belt Buckle of Fail - it's not coming back.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

OH FUCKING JESUS WHY

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[Professor Iris]

When Chris makes his debut on the Celebrity Deathmatch reboot, I seriously want him to pull off those pasties and wind up bleeding to death just like Little Richard did. It'd be so perfectly....autistic.

Spoiler

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

I have survived even nick fap video but this... This was the worse

Worse than a pedophile masturbating with feces? Really? We've all seen Chris' duck (and Chris doing gross things with his duck) before, now he's just in bad drag at the same time.