LGBT 5-12-2015: New Chris pics- comments indicate Chris is taking hormones

[Lipitor]

Chris had bitch tits (Bob's are bigger though).

http://i.imgur.com/FzMolPp.gif

Sadly his bitch tits are only big enough to laugh at, not big enough to convince anyone he's a woman. Just average fat guy tits. Only really show cuz he dresses so poorly. God he looks like ben franklin... we need a Ben Franklin fan art thread. That'd be hilarious.

 

[Thetan]

I was just about to say the same thing

As for "Chris isn't a D cup," yeah, he isn't. Even saying he's a B cup might be pushing it. It wouldn't surprise me if Chris is buying D bras and wearing them. Because if you're wearing a D bra, that makes you a D cup, right?

Well, he only wears sports bras (at least as far as I know) which generally don't have cup sizes per se. If he were to buy a normal D cup bra, he'd soon find out, after putting it on, that he isn't anywhere near that size.

 

[soIregistered]

You know, I just realized that Chris is undergoing this whole thing right before a potential prison stay. I know he's stupid, but this is just so fucked.

I can't believe I never thought of the ramifications of that until now. I mean, he'll probably demand to be sent to a women's prison, which of course he won't be...if he actually DID have to go to the big house, he's doing so with fresh titties and his big fat ass. I think we know what that means, and I don't think he does. This is potentially horrifying.

 

[Thetan]

From what I remember, the cost for a 2 month's supply was about $300, without any insurance or plan. Probably more on the black market.

In that case, Chris would be better off saving the money he's spending on hormones for breast augmentation. He could save the money in about a year (maybe less if he was willing to cut into his Lego and vidya budget). The surgery isn't without risks, but it's a less risky option than taking hormones of dubious provenance.

In the meantime, Chris could get a pair of those silicone falsies to create the illusion of breasts. They're not terribly expensive and, from what I've seen, they look quite natural worn under clothing.

Nah, he just has the fashion sense of a 93-year-old retiree.

Chris has never been consistent with his new identity. First he was L_BT supportive, then he "supported" LGBTQ, and left the G and the Q out of his later posts, talked about his dislike of most men again (which would include gay men, even if they don't take all of the pretty girls, and he still wants men to be forced to wear bras.

I do agree with @Thetan on the weight gain thing. It might just be me but it looks like even his arms have gotten a little fatter. Maybe somebody sold him some sort of weight gain supplement and told him they were hormones.

Well, whatever he's on didn't do squat for his tits, but it's done wonders for his chin.

 

[melty]

I can believe chris wears a d cup. Bra sizes are weird and in recent years they've redefined a lot of them, so what used to be as or bs are now ds and dds. Sort of like vanity sizing I guess.

 

[DocScuttleButt]

I really hope that he is seeing a doctor for this, but i know he isn't.

There is a reason one has to have blood work and regular doctor's visits, chris. Please go to a doctor if you are serious., otherwise you are at serious risk of harming yourself.

Part of me wants to see him fail though, i have to admit.

 

[The Dude]

I don't know about cookies, but I may never eat pancakes again...

Chris doesn't have pancakes, he has flapjacks.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Amazing how the heart nip covers actually make the photo worse. Like if he was just shirtless it wouldn't be a big deal. We've seen that shit. But nah, he had to turn it into an arts and crafts project.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Amazing how the heart nip covers actually make the photo worse. Like if he was just shirtless it wouldn't be a big deal. We've seen that shit. But nah, he had to turn it into an arts and crafts project.

I understand that he made the double standard parallel between men covering their chests and women being proud of their bodies, but doesn't it feel like the nipple pasties are the resolution of Chris viewing himself as a woman? It's dictated by society that a woman's nipples must be concealed for public view, so did he feel compelled to cover his nipples because he views himself as a 100% TRUE and HONEST wymyn?

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I understand that he made the double standard parallel between men covering their chests and women being proud of their bodies, but doesn't it feel like the nipple pasties are the resolution of Chris viewing himself as a woman? It's dictated by society that a woman's nipples must be concealed for public view, so did he feel compelled to cover his nipples because he views himself as a 100% TRUE and HONEST wymyn?

I think he just really wanted to put on pasties. Simple as that.

 

[MY 405]

Well, he only wears sports bras (at least as far as I know) which generally don't have cup sizes per se. If he were to buy a normal D cup bra, he'd soon find out, after putting it on, that he isn't anywhere near that size.

There's a blue, padded push-up hanging behind him on the door, it's on top of the pink blouse he's wearing in the other photos. So he's upgraded to a true and honest real life lady bra and I'll lay money that he found it at the Goodwil (gross) and it's probably got a D cup label in it. I think the hormone mystery has been solved by some under wires and some foam.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Well it's safe to say since Chris is now so fat he doesn't actually need implants. I wonder how Chris plans on having kids when his duck and balls wind up in a medical waste bin.

 

[jc17]

And Chris got upset at Mimms for uploading a perfectly innocuous little picture to 4Chan.

Nobody trolls Chris better than Chris.

On another note, OMFG my eyes....

It's ok only when Chris takes candid pictures of others and posts them online. Now, when someone does it to him, THAT'S a completely different. At least in Chris' warped mind. But yeah, Chris' idea of what's ecceptable and what's not is hilariously backwards.

Posting pictures of people without their consent? "They either pissed me off or are aiding a no good troll!"

Posting pictures of himself topless or wearing a thong? "Trannys just want to have fun "

A boring picture of a fatass playing pokemon? "CALL THE POLICE!"

 

[Pac]

She's fat... and I would not have sex with her.

On a more serious note: This is kind of surreal. How far things have come since the late 2000's years. He went from realizing he wanted a girlfriend, to becoming a woman himself (Or at the very least he tries to be one). Oh, cómic artist chris... you will always have a special place in my heart; you introduced me to the bizarre-yet-fascinating world of lolcows.

 

[soIregistered]

I think he just really wanted to put on pasties. Simple as that.

I think he honestly believes it makes him hot. Like a Playboy centerfold.

 

[Ariel]

Xie is not a D-cup!

 

[Apocalypso]

I kind of said it before, but again, I can't help shake off the feeling that Chris is doing this just to "disguise" himself as female and get closer to the ladies, hoping they'd somehow sympathize or relate with him. And once they least expect it when the time seems right, Chris (straight as he is) will jump on them,

Spoiler

whipping out his duck

.

 

[Delicious Stickmeat]

I kind of said it before, but again, I can't help shake off the feeling that Chris is doing this just to "disguise" himself as female and get closer to the ladies, hoping they'd somehow sympathize or relate with him. And once they least expect it when the time seems right, Chris will jump on them,

Spoiler

whipping out his duck

.

I figure it's more along the lines of an advanced "attraction sign". Remember, in Chris' world, women just have to sit there, and men will fling themselves right into a relationship (which also leaves no Boyfriend Free Girls for our hero).

I'm sure Chris is thinking, in his warped way, "Well, if I become a girl, the lesbians will just throw themselves at me, and I won't have to actually go out and look for wimminz".

 

[Apocalypso]

I'm sure Chris is thinking, in his warped way, "Well, if I become a girl, ALL THE WOMEN will just throw themselves at me, and I won't have to actually go out and look for wimminz".

There, corrected that.

 

[Strelok]

You know, yesterday I had a hardrive issue. Not sure if it was hardware, firmware, or user error, but it fucked my boot record. Attempts to fix it didn't help and I had to reinstall from scratch because I never made a recovery disk like a bloody idiot. Ended up having to upgrade to Win10 because the bastards who sold me my Win8 key a year ago were selling unauthorized OEM keys. I've spent all day getting my drivers back in order to the point where it's 7am and I haven't slept yet.

And yet, none of that matters right now because what in the fuck is going on here? Chris is taking hormones (or what he believes to be, anyway) and now I have the image of him in fucking nipple pasties burned into my skull. Fuck the computer bullshit this is what's going to be running through my mind today. It's always an adventure with Chris, isn't it.

The ride truly does never end.