5/13/2016 Phil guessing about a Kiwi's identity - Wants to know who Weeping With Pity is

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I'm weeping with pity, and Dirty Dan

 

[Ravenor]

To be fair, he's made half-assed threats toward me before (which, considering the size of Phil's ass, is still a lot of ass). This is the first time he's tried (and miserably failed) to put a name to me since he assumed I was Dusty. We can, however, confirm he doesn't read all of my posts, since he's not even clear on whether I'm male or female, and I know I've at least let that much slip.

It's partly because he can't keep up with the updates and he's not willing to sign into his account here and he can't understand the capture well enough to register a new account.

 

[MMX]

It's partly because he can't keep up with the updates and he's not willing to sign into his account here and he can't understand the capture well enough to register a new account.

Or he just forget his password again.
And password resets are tools of the patriarchy

 

[Psycho]

It's partly because he can't keep up with the updates and he's not willing to sign into his account here and he can't understand the capture well enough to register a new account.

Or he just forget his password again.
And password resets are tools of the patriarchy

Nah. The answer is even simpler than that. There's just one simple reason he can't figure it out: :autism:

 

[Smutley]

Phil you're pathetic

 

[The Dude]

If we where all pretending to be Phil -

"I'm Farticus!"

But why anyone would want to impersonate phil is beyond me :p

"I'm Spudicus!"

 

[Alex Krycek]

Actually Phil, you get unlimited guesses. Just don't expect anyone to respond to any of them.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

Bear with me a moment as I deconstruct the situation and unearth exactly who is "Weeping With Pity"

• My identity is a closely guarded secret.
  
• I associate with someone who is well trained in both combat and scholarship
• My associate and I are being actively threatened by a mad clown who attacks indiscriminately, but has a special hard-on for said associate.

Clearly this means Dusty is Batman, and I am Robin (with Kory as Batgirl, Phil as the Joker, and... I'm sorry @tweaker the cat but I think that may make you Harley Quinn.)

 

[Golly]

I'm weeping with pity, and Dirty Dan

Spoiler: No I'm Dirty Dan.

 

[The Dude]

Bear with me a moment as I deconstruct the situation and unearth exactly who is "Weeping With Pity"

• My identity is a closely guarded secret.
  
• I associate with someone who is well trained in both combat and scholarship
• My associate and I are being actively threatened by a mad clown who attacks indiscriminately, but has a special hard-on for said associate.

Clearly this means Dusty is Batman, and I am Robin (with Kory as Batgirl, Phil as the Joker, and... I'm sorry @tweaker the cat but I think that may make you Harley Quinn.)

@tweaker the cat is obviously Nightwing.

 

[Buster]

I'm literally Weeping With Pity right now.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

@tweaker the cat my money is on red hood

 

[Positron]

I'm Laughing With Disgust.

 

[Erubetie]

I'm Lesley Stahl. Those stories and Andy Rooney, tonight on 60 Minutes.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

I'm the Wawa manager and also Koury and also the Holocaust memorial that was nearly shat upon.

No, that's all a lie. I actually am the real-life Cruz Bustamante and I would never set foot in Autismlatina if it were a real place.

 

[Ray Streip]

Weeping With Pity is actually one of Phil's headmates, that's what this is all leading towards.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Weeping with Pity was Dio all along, Phil.

 

[Bad Dog]

#jesuisweepingwithpity

 

[Count groudon]

We're all weeping with pity. Because once you become a Kiwi, you're no longer one person, you're part of a collective consciousness of spergery.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Weeping with Pity was Dio all along, Phil.

So at what point are they going to drop a steamroller on Phil?