5/13/2016 Phil guessing about a Kiwi's identity - Wants to know who Weeping With Pity is

[Anightinchristine]

Guys, let's all come clean. It's probably for the best. We all know that @Weeping With Pity is really no other than John Flynt.

 

[Florence]

I'm @Weeping With Pity, and so's my wife!

 

[Bluebird]

lol this thread is retarded.

 

[Picklechu]

Weeping With Pity is actually my headmate from New Jersey.

We're all weeping with pity. Because once you become a Kiwi, you're no longer one person, you're part of a collective consciousness of spergery.

Prepare to be assimilated?

I mean, every person that comes here because of Phil seems to at least abandon him, occasionally joining us...

Spoiler

Clearly it's some sort of evil thing we're doing to tear down a TRUE and HONEST evil translatinx womyn revolutionary fighting the patriarchal system by turning all of her source of Facebook likes BFFs against her.

 

[Ravenor]

I'm Sleeping Within the City

Take me down the Potatoboy City, Where the hair is Green and the tat's aint pretty.
He needs a group home YeaYea!
(que guitar solo)

 

[Rou]

I'm not Weeping With Pity.

I found Weeping With Pity

 

[Ravenor]

Fuck it the full version


Take me down
To the potato city
Where the hair is green
And the tattoos aint pretty
Oh, won't you please put me in a home

Just a' urchin livin' under the bridge
I'm not a hard case I'm easy to beat
I'm a charity case
So buy me somethin' to eat
I'll new pay you any time
Take it to the end of the line

Ragz to richez or so they say
I gotta-keep pushin' for the Oppression and Shame
It's all a gamble
When it's just a game
I should be tried for a capital crime
Everybody's doin' their time, not me because I’v no shame

[Chorus:]
Take me down
To the Potato city
Where my hair is green
And the tattoos aint pretty
Oh, won't you please put me in a home home
Take me down
To the Potato city
Where my hair is green
And the my ink’s not pretty
Put me in a home

I should be Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber
Why I'm here I can't quite remember, the lie’s that got me here any more
The surgeon general says my smell’s hazardous to breathe
I'd have another doughnut, but I can't see the betus took my sight last week
Tell me who you're gonna believe, honestly not me!

[Chorus:]
Take me down
To the Potato city
Where my hair is green
And the tattoos aint pretty
Oh, won't you please put me in a home home
Take me down
To the Potato city
Where my hair is green
And the my ink’s not pretty
Put me in a home

Stay far away [4x]

Captain Autisim Harrel been torn apart
I’m a kiwi joke with a broken heart
I said—
Turn me around and take me back to my wrangler
I’ve been losin' my mind—"Shit I’m blind!"
I've lied about it all a million times

[Chorus 2x:]
TTake me down
To the Potato city
Where my hair is green
And the tattoos aint pretty
Oh, won't you please put me in a home home
Take me down
To the Potato city
Where my hair is green
And the my ink’s not pretty
Put me in a home

Home [2x]
I wanna be[2x]
Oh won't you please put me in a home.
I wanna see,
Oh won't you please put me in a home.

[Chorus:]
Take me down
To the Potato city
Where my hair is green
And the tattoos aint pretty
Oh, won't you please put me in a home home
Take me down
To the Potato city
Where my hair is green
And the my ink’s not pretty
Put me in a home


It's shocking how little I had to change that song to be about Phil.

 

[Melkor]

That's nice, Phil, but you're still a faggot.

 

[EI 903]

Take me down the Potatoboy City, Where the hair is Green and the tat's aint pretty.
He needs a group home YeaYea!
(que guitar solo)

New tattoo around seven
Change my name around nine
And I don't work for nothing, no
Cause workin's a waste of my, time

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Nothin' lasts forever
And we both know race can change
And it's hard to hold some ginger
In the cold autism rain

 

[Ravenor]

And it's hard to hold some ginger

Why did you have to put that image in my mind, I know can't get the idea of doing it that often his hoop can't retain ginger any more.

 

[Zorceror44]

Phil, if you're reading this, I'm gonna tell you a little secret.

Every account on this site is one of Weeping With Pity's alt accounts. I'm Weeping With Pity, Null is Weeping With Pity, Adamska is Weeping With Pity, everyone is Weeping With Pity.

I'm surprised it took you this long to find out.

 

[tweaker the cat]

Psst, Phil: @Weeping With Pity isn't Rumpelstiltskin. He doesn't have to tell you if you guess his name right.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Oh my God, you guys. We ALL know that @Weeping With Pity is actually Fire/Terra Jones' ex, Natalie Durkin aka @chimpburgers .

 

[MMX]

@Weeping With Pity = kengle

 

[Hyperion]

Prepare to be assimilated?

PREPARE FOR RAMMING SPEED

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Phil has so many ex-friends that hate him that even when the person has stated where and when they knew Phil he still can't narrow it down enough.

For anyone else that would be a wake up call.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Tell me about @Weeping With Pity . Why does he wear the mask?

Because he's a big guy.

 

[An Ghost]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. tattoos of lesbian bikers on the shoulder of potatoes. I watched Cheese be eaten in the dark under a bridge. All those moments would be lost without Kiwis, like tears...of...pity. Time to die.

 

[The Dude]

Because he's a big guy.

For you.