Thursday May 17 2018, Somewhere in the city of Renton, WA
"Alright guys, I'm back from mah vocation, huhllo huhllo, how's everyone doing? I see some familiar faces in the chat and..........ugh hold down guys *Snooooort*, i have to ban some idiots in the chat here ackackackack"
"SO, i know what you guys are thinking, so let's address the elephant in the room, OKAY? *Take a Sip* When I was away, I sent a harmless tweet out condemning people who get advanced review copies of the game and stream it early for profit, and I think that's WRONG! I mean I know I just early streamed Extinction with my advanced early copy not too long ago but hear me out folks, I'm the best, most prolific yootooobers with over 10 years of begacy and more than 50 thahzend free content produced for your entertainment, so who's entitled for advanced cahpies? MEE, REEEEEEEEEEEe, not anyone else, okay? *Bellllllllllch*
But of course these mentally ill detractors spun what i said negatively, out of kahntext, and starting to attack REEEE on twitter, they know i'm a big target and by directing their unreasonable hatred toward me will generate more drama for their views, what a bunch of assholes ackackackack, they pick on me because I have been bullied on the internet for my Acksident for a long time, and they know me very well that I am easy to pick and attack on because everybody knows I cant BLAHK
BTW it seems my twitch sub count has dropped to 375, our monthly goal is still 475 and we can still make it! Anynbody can get a hold of Kula_Ya_Ku for me? That might be our only chance doooood. *Snoooooooooooort*
King_Swagginz just did a 2000 bit cheers and said Phil can I finally say more jokes on your chat? I'll give you 2000 bit per joke if you read them out twice, loudly, without snort in the middle, sure Swagginz do it because I need that money I really do I need that money, to pay my bills............."
Did Phil just SHILLLED himself allover the floor?