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Containment 5/17/2018 - SORBET'S LOST
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Poor little creature...
Also, as always, pussy is running away from Chris.
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Sorbet is in a better place now.
HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT MAKAROV
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Add became one with the hoard to the poll please.
Also, that's my guess as sad as that is.
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The hoard claimed yet another life today.
EDIT: Since I was ninja'd I change my guess to "eaten by stray dogs of branchland court"
The Silvally Guardian
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Sorbet did start out as a wild cat so who knows he may be fine even disabled cats have been known to survive in the wild (lets face it the kill or be killed nature of the wild is probably better then the chandler house hold)
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Sometimes cats run away because they know they're dying. Just saying.
October 4-18, Chris Will Be Happy!
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"Sorbet is lost! Quick, send 3,000 dollars USD to help in da relief efforts, we're gonna find that leggo cat".
was she a great big healthy at any size person?
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What's funny is if somebody saw that poster they'd think "aww some little 8 year old girl named Christine lost her kitty.."
(fuck you, it's relevant)
Jet Set Neowilly
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Cats often go somewhere quiet and out of the way when they're dying. I'm surprised Sorbet lasted as long as he did with all those injuries. Poor cat.
Either that or he's snuck in through a stranger's cat flap and is currently feasting on roast chicken, whilst sitting on the fluffiest, comfiest cat bed in front of a delightfully warm radiator - and he's not leaving.
I'm going to believe the latter, even though the former is more likely.
HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT MAKAROV
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"Sorbet is lost! Quick, send 3,000 dollars USD to help in da relief efforts, we're gonna find that leggo cat".
If Chris ever sinks to lying about pets for lego money, may the god bear not show him mercy.
Only ironically racist
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"call barb or christine"
sorry but you said not to call anyone
he probably got locked into one of the many garbage filled rooms in 14 branchland court and preceded to crawl under a box and die. RIP Sorbet
he probably got locked into one of the many garbage filled rooms in 14 branchland court and preceded to crawl under a box and die. RIP Sorbet
Nah. He joined the circus.
Cats also tend to run away if they are unhappy with the place they live.
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It was me. I stole him lol
Do Lolcows Dream of Electric Hedgehog Pokemon?
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J. Clay Rowling
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Sorbet is in a better place now.
Anywhere is a better place than 14 Branchland ct.
Riding the rickshaw of short buses
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Cats prefer to die alone and Sorbet was on borrowed time anyway.
He isn't lost, probably just had enough of the Chandlers bullshit and decided to go find a better family to go live with. Godspeed Sorbet.
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