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[ET 599]

It's lit fam.

 

[Dog Meat]

Eda-mommy

 

[SweetDee]

I always pause her vlogs when she first mentions food. Have never gotten more than 45 seconds in.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Oh, hell no. I’m not watching this. The preview alone is enough to put me off food for a month.

 

[wheelpower]

She cuts onions like they are potatoes, look at those huge pieces!

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Stopped at her manically pushing around giant chunks of unevenly chopped raw onion in a dry, cold pan.
Nope.

 

[GirlSTFU]

I still cannot wrap my head around her being 500lbs & can’t cook a decent meal.

 

[SweetDee]

She cuts onions like they are potatoes, look at those huge pieces!

Her chopping skills are atrocious. She has had zero maternal/paternal guidance in life. You can tell.

 

[FitBitch]

She even chops food like a toddler! And veggies and meat on the same board!? Gorl, why do you buy so many cutting boards if you don't use them right?

 

[literally low-key]

It kills me at 2:40 she says, "These are so good......cu up." Then giving Becky advice about calling her doctor. Girl, take your own advice or shut up!

 

[pickleniggo]

Hey Amber, vitamin water isn’t going to magically cure you of your obesity.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Watching her cut food is like something off of /r/shittyrobots.

 

[Whatthefuck]

So, why not cook the sausage separately, then cut it up. Why not chop an onion like a normal fucking human. She's such an expert on nutrition how has she never watched someone chop a fucking onion? Why not leave off the sriracha for once and actually season your food appropriately? How is she a quarter of a ton and makes inedible slop to cram in her maw? Is it an excuse for Becky to take her out to eat so she can be spared the abominations that AL creates? Also, Becky HATES onions, so as opposed to mincing them or at least dicing them or using the dehydrated onion flakes, let's put massive fucking chunks of onion that we can't possibly cook evenly and add it to the slop. Ugh. This cow.

 

[Morag]

I still cannot wrap my head around her being 500lbs & can’t cook a decent meal.

Her best meals come from eating out, which she (shows) at least once per video.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I love how she got onion juice all over her hands and then touched all the handles and knobs.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

It's kinda interesting at the start of the video seeing her huge ham hocks up close.
The darkness on her knuckles are definitely getting darker in color. You in danger, gorl!

So I guess today (Monday) is the start of her, yet another, new weigh loss plan, hence the healthy food she's making at the start. Doesn't she get sick of this shit? Doesn't she realise she needs professional help at this point? I mean the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. But we all already knew are gorl was insane. I don't think she's trolling us with these weight loss attempts. I think she really does want to get down to the famed 199 pounds. So you would think that she would do something completely out of the norm of what she normally does (therapist/dietitian) to get results. But of course we all know that she is a narcissist and thinks she knows it all and knows more than the professionals so I guess we'll all just watch her do this circle jerk of weight loss plan, giving up, weight loss plan, giving up. If I actually liked her, it would be tragic and I would want to reach out to her to help, but, you know...



Way to attempt to make Eric and Rickie feel bad for eating salami because, "It's a lot of calories, and this and that." Such a cunt. I hate how she feels like she knows SO much about nutrition and eating right to lose weight. Eric and Ricki are dropping a shit ton of weight, I think they know wtf they're doing more than you, Amber.

Goddamn, putting sheets and blankets up on your windows is just the epitome of white trash. They even have like some duct tape on one of the blankets to add to the shitty ass look of it all. These two would be right at home in a trailer. Sheets up in the tiny windows and no sheets on the bed, get 5 more animals to neglect.... I can see it all now!


Also: Get that food in ya belleh

 

[Rebel Scum]

Man I was waiting for her to chop one of her saugage fingers off when she was hacking at that onion. Disappointed.

 

[CatParty]

fat

 

[sperginity]

Her chopping skills are atrocious. She has had zero maternal/paternal guidance in life. You can tell.

it is possible that someone showed her how and she just did't listen, or she would not have listened if someone bothered to teach her. Some kids are just that way, usually because their parents are the same way, and personality is mostly heritable traits. Someone who is merely disadvantaged by neglect learns when life teaches them something that their parents should have. It's more painful that way, but neglected children can grow up and move on. AL refuses to learn, even when it's resulted in being 500 lbs. She actually uses said neglect as an excuse to stay in a rut.

 

[Owlflaps]

You're vlogging Eric who's vlogging you, and then proceeds to vlog about his own life.

Quality content, AL.