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[sweaty chafing thighs]

After watching that video and seeing the tugboat in the corner of my eye, I thought I was having a stroke.

I think most of her videos cause stroke-like symptoms tbh

 

[Long time lurker]

That meal, like most of her meals, was probably texturally repulsive and tasted like a heap of unintentional slop. Bc there’s never any coherent idea to the food she makes other than “i sorta like these things lets throw them together.”

It shows how genuinely stupid she is that she can’t come up with a “narrative” to any meal she makes. There’s never a main dish, and a couple side dishes, put together to compliment each other. It’s lazy uninspired idiot cooking.

It's shows how mentally stunned she is, doesn't it? Her videos are a very good depiction of what would happened if a parent allowed their small child to rule the house:
No responsibility (avoids doing things she needs to and lies to justify not doing what needs done)
No accountability (nothing is ever her fault + lies)
No sense of priorities (bought 3 wax warmers last December, but hasn't bother to buy curtains for her own bedroom)
Can't or refuses to plan ahead
Has no patience (hence why so many pre-cooked, frozen and microwavable meals - it's faster)

Bitch mentioned blackout curtains I brought up a few videos ago. Sure, Jan. You don't read kiwi.

Such curtains were also mentioned on Twitter, in posts where she was tagged. One person went as far as to say there was nothing wrong with hanging bedding on windows. The person continued and said they had blankets over their blackout curtains (wut?), to which Amber replied: "exactly".

I was low key hoping he was throwing some shade about Twinkies nails

He might had. When catgate happened Eric (and I think Becky and Amber too) said the landlord had no problems with her bringing in the cats as long as she paid a pet fee and fixed any damage the cats did to the house.
They have hardwood and vinyl (or possibly linoleum - the house is old) in the kitchen (and maybe bathrooms). Twinkie's nails could scratch the floor.

 

[JanglyLoudThing]

Good lord, those humongous onion chunks looked absolutely repulsive How could someone possibly eat that slop? And the way she chopped the onion and sausages was actually scary. Looked liked she was using a knife for the first time in her life. Does she actually have any basic skills?

 

[Thiccc Weenie]

Good lord, those humongous onion chunks looked absolutely repulsive How could someone possibly eat that slop? And the way she chopped the onion and sausages was actually scary. Looked liked she was using a knife for the first time in her life. Does she actually have any basic skills?

She, at the very least, has the motor skills to pick up the fork and put the slop in her mouth.

 

[497]

Poor Zachary Michael is going to have to make this crap.

Do you think she'd be smart enough to troll him knowing he's making her recipes? Those onion chunks would be hard for anyone to choke down... if he makes it I have a feeling he'll be chopping the onions more. But still going to be hard to choke down..a bunch of onion, chicken sausage, some green beans and edamame.

 

[theriddler3]

Good lord, those humongous onion chunks looked absolutely repulsive How could someone possibly eat that slop? And the way she chopped the onion and sausages was actually scary. Looked liked she was using a knife for the first time in her life. Does she actually have any basic skills?

I was afraid she was gonna chop her damn finger off. It was like watching a kid trying to open some hardshell packaging on a toy with a kitchen knife-- pure anxiety. If she were to chop off her finger, how down far down do y'all think she'd have to slice before she could feel it?

 

[Recent Lurker]

Personally, I think she might be trolling us when it came to the onion slices. In this video, the onions were chopped up much smaller.

 

[angelicbitch]

She's said before that she cuts up her onions in huge chunks and then mashes them into smaller pieces as they cook on the pan

 

[navygreen]

Felt compelled to finally sign up and post (hi folks) in part because of the onion chopping; pushing it all over the chopping board and possibly slipping on rogue big chunks of onion had me stressed she'd lose a finger tbh. It's really startling how she's holding her knife too, with her hand so far back but index finger all the way out.... why even struggle with such a needlessly large knife to open the sausage packet when there's an overflowing knife block in the background? I'm floored.

 

[Malibougie]

It's kinda interesting at the start of the video seeing her huge ham hocks up close.
The darkness on her knuckles are definitely getting darker in color. You in danger, gorl!

So I guess today (Monday) is the start of her, yet another, new weigh loss plan, hence the healthy food she's making at the start. Doesn't she get sick of this shit? Doesn't she realise she needs professional help at this point? I mean the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. But we all already knew are gorl was insane. I don't think she's trolling us with these weight loss attempts. I think she really does want to get down to the famed 199 pounds. So you would think that she would do something completely out of the norm of what she normally does (therapist/dietitian) to get results. But of course we all know that she is a narcissist and thinks she knows it all and knows more than the professionals so I guess we'll all just watch her do this circle jerk of weight loss plan, giving up, weight loss plan, giving up. If I actually liked her, it would be tragic and I would want to reach out to her to help, but, you know...



Way to attempt to make Eric and Rickie feel bad for eating salami because, "It's a lot of calories, and this and that." Such a cunt. I hate how she feels like she knows SO much about nutrition and eating right to lose weight. Eric and Ricki are dropping a shit ton of weight, I think they know wtf they're doing more than you, Amber.

Goddamn, putting sheets and blankets up on your windows is just the epitome of white trash. They even have like some duct tape on one of the blankets to add to the shitty ass look of it all. These two would be right at home in a trailer. Sheets up in the tiny windows and no sheets on the bed, get 5 more animals to neglect.... I can see it all now!

Here’s the truth- If AL or (anyone) really wanted to do something but feels that they have a mental block is because she doesn’t actually want to.

She knows that she SHOULD lose weight and want to lose weight, but in reality if she really wanted to, especially after all of these years she would. Her block, and her reasonings and rationalities are because she just doesn’t want to or is to lazy to do the actual work.

When someone truly wants something they do it. She would have at least lost big chunks of weight here and there during all of these attempts. I don’t think I have ever seen her lose more than maybe 15lbs- once. At her weight that is an easy thing. She gives herself for asspats s for losing a pound or two or maintaining, but at her weight she could EASILY lose 10-15 lbs. in a week if she was serious at all about trying.

Edit-because I wrote that like a sped first go. I had to edit to make it understandable.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Felt compelled to finally sign up and post (hi folks) in part because of the onion chopping; pushing it all over the chopping board and possibly slipping on rogue big chunks of onion had me stressed she'd lose a finger tbh. It's really startling how she's holding her knife too, with her hand so far back but index finger all the way out.... why even struggle with such a needlessly large knife to open the sausage packet when there's an overflowing knife block in the background? I'm floored.

Welcome! Well, she's incredibly lazy and leaning over to that knife block a second time is far too much effort. It actually surprises me that she doesn't buy pre-diced onion, but she has to show off her "skillz". Someone mentioned that she keeps the chunks big so Becky can take them out? I don't know, I think Becky wouldn't mind them if they were properly diced and sauteed, but AL has clearly never bothered looking up a cooking tutorial even though she's online 24/7. I find it hard to believe that she doesn't sit and watch cooking tutorials all day, that would be like her porn. Instead, we get the slop of the day. I don't think she's ever come up with flavor combination that makes sense or sounds appealing.

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

She has said before that she chops the onion into the huge chunks so Becky can remove/avoid them, yes, but Becky isn't eating the sausage slop. They don't eat the same meals anymore. Even in the video AL points out the chicken defrosting for Becky's meal.

 

[Faggot Gift]

Becky "doesn't like onions"? She realizes those provide flavor in 99% of the food she eats right? Pizza, spaghetti sauce, soups, none of that would be shit without onions, what a child