5/22/2019 - Tom gets a TV interview - And they can only play about two sentences

[MediocreMilt]

Hot hot heat squawk SQUEAK!
Millenial maggot GRUELFPHFF!
Eat dumpster burger.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

I'm sad he didn't chimp out on TV.

Honestly what the fuck did I just watch?

 

[Cow Poly]

Eww! Fucking cringe brah. Tommy, perhaps one of the saddest things about you is that after 60 years on alto, you still can’t play in tune, attack a note without fracking or even sustain a note without some semblance of tone quality. Also, “somewhere over the rainbow,” despite being the gayest song ever... the least you could do is not butcher it.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Eww! Fucking cringe brah. Tommy, perhaps one of the saddest things about you is that after 60 years on alto, you still can’t play in tune, attack a note without fracking or even sustain a note without some semblance of tone quality. Also, “somewhere over the rainbow,” despite being the gayest song ever... the least you could do is not butcher it.

Not sure how much you have followed Tommy, but here is the quintessential video of Tommy failing miserably at playing the sax.

 

[Cow Poly]

Not sure how much you have followed Tommy, but here is the quintessential video of Tommy failing miserably at playing the sax.

Jesus fucking Christ I could only get through a few minutes of Tommy slaughtering the most well known sax lead of all time.
Wind players are taught by age 10 that the only way to get a solo/lead line to sound good is to blow all the way through a phrase.
Tommy, either you are too stupid and/or stubborn to learn what sounds good OR your lungs are so caked with resin, goo and spoo that you can’t get to the end of a seven note phrase without stopping the air, clamming or taking a shitty catch-breathe like a 4th grader.
It sounds bad and you should feel bad.

 

[BigTodd]

Jesus fucking Christ I could only get through a few minutes of Tommy slaughtering the most well known sax lead of all time.
Wind players are taught by age 10 that the only way to get a solo/lead line to sound good is to blow all the way through a phrase.
Tommy, either you are too stupid and/or stubborn to learn what sounds good OR your lungs are so caked with resin, goo and spoo that you can’t get to the end of a seven note phrase without stopping the air, clamming or taking a shitty catch-breathe like a 4th grader.
It sounds bad and you should feel bad.

It was an epic troll by our friends at AMB who know Tom to be a faker. Someone at AMB actually learned sax and made a video playing that song wearing a Tommy Tooter t-shirt. That goaded Tom into making this video, proving that he's a no-talent faker. A shoddy pan handler faking as a busker.

 

[ASpaz]

Tommy tooter
heroin booter
dead girl looter
press f for poocher

 

[General Tug Boat]

Too bad the sound of traffic couldn't drown him out.