5/7 - Chris rejects group of Twitter orbiters

[jawsome]

There are fun times ahead.

People will scream at me. Unadulterated, screeching rage. I will be lavished in it.

Mah boy, what have you done?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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I can't. fucking. wait. to tell you people what I've been up to.

This could be good

You know, usually when someone touches the poop and messes with Chris, Null puts out a hit on them and they get super doxed immediately by the google fu sociopaths that frequent this site.

... So uh, whats the standard operating procedure here when Null's the toucher? Who gets doxed? Do we like, do we dox Null? Do we dox ourselves? We should probably dox ourselves.

In all seriousness I hope this is leading up to the possibility that The Legend HisHerself comes back to the site. I was real disappointed when all that Jessica Quinn bullshit drove Chris away just after she agreed to come to the farms to do an open questionnaire with us. That would be great.

It's not up to me, but I don't give a shit if people fuck with him as long as they don't just do it to make him just do confusing retcon shit like Idea Guy did or just be completely retarded like Quinn did or don't go the low-effort route of "LOL I will pay Chris $50 to make a video where he says some EPIK MEME"

 

[Deadpool]

I for one welcome our future Electric Hedgehog overlords.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Null funded Chris' sex change?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Null funded Chris' sex change?

He performed it. :horrifying:

 

[AnOminous]

What do you mean, you people?

You know, the people he usually calls stuff like "you spastic speds."

 

[zap2theextreme]

Make Chris a mod here. NOW NOW NOW NOOOOWWW

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Hey Null is this an incident separate from his recent run-in at Gamestop?

 

[Rupin]

Hey Null is this an incident separate from his recent run-in at Gamestop?

I'm hoping for an indepth explanation of how that gamestop arrest went down.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

There are fun times ahead.

People will scream at me. Unadulterated, screeching rage. I will be lavished in it.

You gave him $2000.

 

[Mr. 0]

null got a video of chris and barb having sex, that's what that picture represents, isn't it

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Null adopted Chris as a son and is raising him in a safe, stable environment. And gave him some legos.

 

[James Howlett]

Null bought 14BC as is and is going to let Chris live in it while he turns it into a kiwi museum.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

What if all proceeds donated to the KiwiFarms now go directly to a monthly transfer toward Chris's bank account?

 

[bigshot]

Maybe Null is going to change Kiwifarms into the Church of Chrischanology and he can be the Pope!

 

[The Un-Clit]

I think if there's anyone I'd trust to touch dat poopoo without messing it up, it's our lord and kiwi master Null. As brown-nosing as it sounds, I mean this sincerely. This has nothing but interesting potential.

 

[Null]

Maybe Null is going to change Kiwifarms into the Church of Chrischanology and he can be the Pope!

I've strongly considered turning us into a religious organization.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I've strongly considered turning us into a religious organization.

I'm in, but if Comet Hale-Bopp doesn't take me to CWCville I want my money back.

 

[bigshot]

Chris would make a good L Ron Hubbard. "Xenuchu loves you!" "Drive out those pesky troll engrams with this binaural beat e-meter!"

 

[Deadpool]

I've strongly considered turning us into a religious organization.

You should call it "The Kult of Kiwi".