5 Years since Bob's Death - 5 years

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Hello everyone, I just wanted to say that today it's been 5 years since Chris's Dad bob died. And that it hasn't changed anything. But it's been 5 years already, 5 years, wow. I can't believe he also shares his name with the creator of Bigfoot. He was his only role model in life, besides Sonic and the Greatest American Rabbit, I mean the American Rabbit. And he's like my family, always trying to make him a better person. I just wish Bob was the person who got Chris special help and in an Autistic School.
 
I dont like Bob. He was an asshole. Probably not the biggest asshole in the Chandler household, but still... I probably read too much Bob related transscript in the cwicki. But he was a loving father, thats all that counts.
 
Five years, Lumberjack. Five years.

And in that five years, your estranged daughter refused to attend your funeral, your wife put a second mortgage on the house you paid for, your wife and son set the house on fire with their irresponsibility/hoard, your wife continues to spiral into debt, one of the cats died in the fire, your wife/son hit a store owner with their car, your son assaulted a game store employee over the color of the arms of a videogame character, your son cut himself a mangina and has greasy green hair, and your son had to clean your wife's buttsores.

You missed a hell of a lot, Bob. RIP.
 
Scarfaceone said:
Hello everyone, I just wanted to say that today it's been 5 years since Chris's Dad bob died. And that it hasn't changed anything. But it's been 5 years already, 5 years, wow. I can't believe he also shares his name with the creator of Bigfoot. He was his only role model in life, besides Sonic and the Greatest American Rabbit, I mean the American Rabbit. And he's like my family, always trying to make him a better person. I just wish Bob was the person who got Chris special help and in an Autistic School.
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If he was still alive, I bet none of it would have happened.

It might have still happened actually, if Chris didn't go to therapy or something.
 
5 years since Bob's soul has been freed from the regret of abandoning his previous wife and children to sire Chris.

5 years since his other children skipped his funeral.

5 years since he last thought Snyder and Megan were trolls.

He was not the best man, just the least bad.
 
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I mean, I can totally see where you're coming from and in any other family his bizarre style of neglect/protect/neglect would be abhorrent to me. In the case of the Chandler household, I just wanted that man to enjoy a burger and some peace and quiet.
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Damn, you are right. He was probably a good dad for Chris. And his rantings against gays and "the trolls" were probably stimulated by the phone calls (JULAYYYY!) and whatever. So I agree with you. Bobs bad side was very much a reaction the troll calls. But still he is the reason Chris hates homos and thinks megan and snyder are villains. But Chris is a retärd and Bob knew it, so he had to steer chris in a simple way. /autism
 
Scarfaceone said:
Hello everyone, I just wanted to say that today it's been 5 years since Chris's Dad bob died. And that it hasn't changed anything. But it's been 5 years already, 5 years, wow. I can't believe he also shares his name with the creator of Bigfoot. He was his only role model in life, besides Sonic and the Greatest American Rabbit, I mean the American Rabbit. And he's like my family, always trying to make him a better person. I just wish Bob was the person who got Chris special help and in an Autistic School.
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