500+ LB LIFE| EXERCISE WITH ME - She’s probably 600 lbs now

[JambledUpWords]

March 31, 2019

• Gorl goes on about how vlogging from a phone is better
• Trisha Paytas vlogs from her phone all the time
• Talks about MSHPL and says that it was really eye opening
• Talks about wanting to work on her own weight

April 1, 2019

• Goes to an appointment
• Goes to Wommart and spergs about chairs
• Chooses some 3 lb weights to start exercising
  
• She did 15 arm ups and 37 punches
• Organizes her makeup throws out the makeup she doesn’t use
• Says that her vlogs are more about her life
• Since she’s the weight she is, it’s going to focus more on her weight loss, but that’s not the sole thing about this channel

Fin

 

[Whatthefuck]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_rk9cpEP9Hw

Christ on crutches. I already have a headache. I need a drink.

ETA: Nasty bra, check. Stupid ass fake septum ring, check, new spot on her face, check.

ETA Again: No bitch, doctors and dietitians give the same fucking advice. Physically go to one, go to both, they will tell you the same shit. Stop listening to randos on YouTube. The only one you should have listened to O2B, you threw right under the bus.

 

[Eryngium]

The only time she picks up the weights is for the thumbnail, she must be camera shy about exercising, poor gurl.

 

[oasys]

Why buy 3lb weights when just raising your arm on its own is 50lbs?

 

[Mangy Mutt]

Gotta wonder if that title is her subtly admitting she has in fact breached 600lbs.

 

[Not me]

lol more like "MY 630+ LB LIFE"

 

[Owlflaps]

I’ve noticed Amber’s been wearing more cat eyes recently. Is she trying to detract from the craters on her bloated moon face? Also, buying those pink weights was a waste of money. They’re gonna be banished to the basement, never to see the light of day ever again.

 

[e-gf]

Gotta wonder if that title is her subtly admitting she has in fact breached 600lbs.

I feel like if she would have put 600 lb life in the title, she would have got way more views, but then she'd actually have to admit she's reached 600. And even if she's not 600 she's closer to 600 than 500 anyways, why not just put it in the title? Oh yeah, that would just fuel the haydurs. Gotta prove them wrong boo boo.

 

[Aldora]

At her size Amber doesn't need weights or gym equipment, she is the weight.

 

[oasys]

I’ve noticed Amber’s been wearing more cat eyes recently. Is she trying to detract from the craters on her bloated moon face?

It started out as regular eyeliner and just stretched out with her face.

 

[DK 900]

"I like those chairs. I like to sit on them when I'm doing things."

Never has a more mundane thought been verbalized by man or hambeast.
mfw Obeta has been bed-bound so long that seeing her go to walmort is an unexpected twist.

 

[C3PBRO]

If you're here to amuse yourself by watching a big fatty do exercise, I'm afraid you're out of luck. She never actually exercises in this video, only gives a brief example of the exercises she'll supposedly be doing at 6:20;

 

[Whatthefuck]

If you're here to amuse yourself by watching a big fatty do exercise, I'm afraid you're out of luck. She never actually exercises in this video, only gives a brief example of the exercises she'll be doing at 6:20;

That gif is literally the only amusing thing in the video.

 

[Masta]

She said she really wanted the nice chair, so why not get it?
Is the money running dry?

Also come on Amber, if you’re giving us an estimate, 570 is close to 600 than 500.

The appointment gave her anxiety, so what was it for, if it’s something she wanted to hide?

 

[Dutch Courage]

I noticed that her subscriptions started plummeting again a few minutes ago, and figured she must have a new video up.

 

[Mangy Mutt]

If you're here to amuse yourself by watching a big fatty do exercise, I'm afraid you're out of luck. She never actually exercises in this video, only gives a brief example of the exercises she'll be doing at 6:20;

Knowing Amber she probably believes that what she just did in that gif is enough exercise til this time next week. Gotta be careful not to overdo it, boo boo.

 

[e-gf]

If you're here to amuse yourself by watching a big fatty do exercise, I'm afraid you're out of luck. She never actually exercises in this video, only gives a brief example of the exercises she'll supposedly be doing at 6:20;

Those fucking biceps are nightmare fuel.. I didn't know you could get cellulite on your arms.

 

[easyaf]

Losing 10,000 subscribers and suddenly having an epiphany that you can't eat 1200 calories of burger king because it's still putting crap in your body. Seems legit.

 

[Clop]

She's holding those ridiculous fucking things with her one, giant, fat hand.

Seriously, why even bother buying those things? Lifting a carton of milk has better results. I can't imagine working the cash register when she waddled over and placed those things on the belt. I'd get fired for laughing at a customer, and I wouldn't stop laughing until I was escorted out of the building by paramedics and given anesthesia.

 

[brainbarf]

If you're here to amuse yourself by watching a big fatty do exercise, I'm afraid you're out of luck. She never actually exercises in this video, only gives a brief example of the exercises she'll supposedly be doing at 6:20;

Seeing this gif made me think - does Amber really sleep on Pillow Mountain or are there just some pillows underneath Pillow Amber? Man, I know she was massive, but from this perspective she looks enormous

Edit:Amber Mountain. Mountain, not Pillow. Fuck you, brain.