5th anniversary of Null being an inchil - Can he make it a full decade before lowtaxing himself?

[niggercattle]

(the term "inchil" stands for involuntarily childless and is not to be confused with "incel", or involuntarily celibate, which Null also is)

Five years ago today, Josh expressed his true and honest desire to procreate:


Since then, he's been effortlessly outbred

• one to Null by Juju the Cow
• two to Null by Gunt
• and about ten to Null by an average Indian (no shame in that one)

To emphasize, Null lost against Gunt in a contest where both looks and personality play decisive roles. What could possibly be the cause of such an extremely humiliating defeat? I speculate that his fairly high IQ is one of the reasons. It's an unfortunate fact that intelligence is inversely proportional to fertility. While double digit IQ shitskins breed like rabbits, highly educated white couples rarely have more than one or two kids. Null's IQ might be so incredibly high as to simply make him too smart to reproduce. The fact that it only took him about three decades to realize that calorie restriction can lead to weight loss lends strong support to the "High IQ Hypothesis" as the cause of his inchildom.

Now, what can Null do to finally succeed in starting a family? Travel to South Korea for a facial reconstruction surgery to have his eyes moved a couple inches closer together? Start blasting a gram of test a week and leave humanity behind? Undergo a SRS (spine replacement surgery) so he can finally start acting like a man?

None of the above. Null simply needs to be nicer to women. Time and time again, countless studies have shown that when women seek a partner for mating, the key characteristic they look for is being respectful, understanding and a good ally, while factors such as muscularity, self-confidence and charisma are almost completely irrelevant - the science on the matter is settled. Therefore it is safe to assume that only after Null has made it sufficiently clear and evident that he is not an evil misogynist like other men will women finally realize that under the (arguably unappealing but merely superficial) layer of fat and autism, there's a heart of gold of a male feminist.

Happy upcoming Father's Day.

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

Null goes out of his way to sympathize with women so often that he gets called a cuck by the A&N types. What the fuck are you on about?

 

[urr13 account]

June 13, 2020:
I think the forum has lost what made it special.

See? It lost what made it special before I joined, which means it ISN'T my fault. I will now graciously accept everyone's apologies.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

Yes, think about another man's penis some more. That's the ticket

 

[God of Nothing]

you can just call him a simp
or, if we're being truly daring, a male feminist

 

[Schwarzwald]

Josh is actually quite sympathetic to women. This is especially evident if you listen to MATI frequently or pay attention to his administrative decisions. I certainly wouldn't call him a feminist, but he is generally a lot more fair and kind than a lot of the Internet personalities one might associate him with. He is a far cry from a misogynist or the New Right manosphere in general.

 

[We Are The Witches]

If you seriously want to have biological children, you better do that when appropriate and as soon as you reasonably can, because incresead paternal age can have potential negative consequences on your children.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

See? It lost what made it special before I joined, which means it ISN'T my fault. I will now graciously accept everyone's apologies.

I wonder how the farms would be in the timeline where Chris never fucked his mom andor dropkiwifarms never happened.
Anyways Null should definitely start openly hating women and reproducing with bpd whores then stepping out, leaving the whore to raise his bastard. That's trad as fuck. #hustlersuniversity

 

[Patrick Not-Star]

It's an unfortunate fact that intelligence is inversely proportional to fertility. While double digit IQ shitskins breed like rabbits, highly educated white couples rarely have more than one or two kids.

Also, I like your bait.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

None of you knows whether null has a little family. I hope he does.

 

[3rdAccountFuckEmail.com]

Damm, when will he find some BPD women to make children and then domestically abuse. He has the experience of seeing Ralph and Elon doing it, he could do it better then all of them

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

He wrote this during the height of Covid, so he was probably slightly insane. Null will be unable to save the Jewish race from extinction.

Seriously, if he's really that desperate to spread his seed, just donate to a sperm bank. They even pay you lmao.

 

[Sperghetti]

If Null got married and had kids within the past five years, do you really think he'd be dumb enough to tell us about it?

 

[CasketBase]

If Null got married and had kids within the past five years, do you really think he'd be dumb enough to tell us about it?

That's why everyone makes the same jokes every time Lidl Drip goes out to touch grass for a month.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

I can’t tell if waving a red cape in front of the guy who lets us say nigger tranny kike faggot is ungrateful or funny.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I find it fascinating that men make fun of other men for liking women, as if we are in the first grade or something. It adds evidence to the criticism that modern men are stunted and need to grow the fuck up.

 

[Hellwalker]

They even pay you lmao.

They do? Fuck! I've been wasting my time jerking off in my room instead of going to a sperm bank every Friday night.

Edit: Are niggers actually taking OP seriously? KEKW!

 

[GeekUSA]

We're all his stalker childs, in the end.

 

[Turkey Beef]

Happy upcoming Father's Day.

Do we know anything about Null's father?

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

I find it fascinating that men make fun of other men for liking women, as if we are in the first grade or something. It adds evidence to the criticism that modern men are stunted and need to grow the fuck up.

I don't think I've heard a man make fun of another man for liking women since elementary school. Typically it's the manner in which you do so and the conditions you're willing to tolerate to keep one around that get criticized.

If you sacrifice your dignity for a woman, yeah, I'll probably make fun of you.