I feel a bit bad now for suggesting that it'd be easy for Chris to get sexual encounters at the convention. But obviously, this wasn't what I had in mind.
I spent my drunken thoughts last night thinking this is really reminiscent of when Chris was using "Dear" and "Darling" last summer. Look, Chris has got to realize something. Using those terms of endearment, and random-ass kissing on the cheek is not appropriate when you're a stranger. Especially when you're an infamous internet weirdo who's been on the radio on multiple occasions talking how bad he wants to fuck Ivy.
He keeps thinking this behavior is okay because in his mind, he is a woman now. See, this is the thing. His mind is so goddamn melted into being a female now. That's why he used "Darling" et all, and why he feels a kiss on the cheek is fine. A lot of older (like in the age of 40-55) women do that sort of stuff all the time.
Well anyway, I hope conventions are not ruined for Chris. I was looking forward to this one, and its still a nice birthday present for me.
Sucks it ended this way.