Money 6/29 More E-Begging - Donations still requested

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Karen Riley said:
So instead of getting a video addressing Chris' infinitely more hilarious Cole Smithey Facebook rant we've ended up just getting more begging, that's a shame. It's no surprise that he's been doing well enough with his Youtube donation button, especially when it's a novelty still and there are plenty of weens who probably couldn't buy from Etsy before, sending money directly to his PayPal is a lot easier for them and for Chris. I'm not surprised he still wants more however.

Clearly Chris's manager told him that by not apologising to the males he's alienated a vast part of his market and then given him this script, which is in particular hilarious because I think it's undeniable that the majority of people who donate to him are males.
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Im starting to wonder. Chris got caught buying the PS4 himself and @Marvin said he lied about it so others would still send him stuff. I wonder if thats whats going on here too.

If people are sending him stuff its probably weens thinking that they are epic trollinghim by giving him money and then turning off the spigot and it will cause a chimpout. But then another ween comes along and has the same idea and it causes a cycle where nothing comes of it.

Sonic Rainboom said:
Oh it's worse than that. Chris tried to return the bananas I sent, and demanded a refund. Amazon issued me a refund. No toy money for you, Chris!

I'm amazed Chris actually thought that would work... LOL.
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Did you really do this?
 
DragoonSierra said:
Im starting to wonder. Chris got caught buying the PS4 himself and @Marvin said he lied about it so others would still send him stuff. I wonder if thats whats going on here too.
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He's lying when he says shit like "you don't want us to go hungry do you?"

Chris has never once worried about where his next meal is coming from, or how his bills will get paid this month. Every single dollar that has been donated to him has gone to toys and electronics. Pretending to be destitute is really one of the most despicable things he's ever done, if you argue that donors who think he needs the money might have otherwise given that money to charitable causes that actually need it.
 
Chan the Wizard said:
Amazon bananas are expensive $9 for 3lbs and another $9 for shipping.
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Is $18 too much to help a needy Snorlax?

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Karen Riley said:
So instead of getting a video addressing Chris' infinitely more hilarious Cole Smithey Facebook rant we've ended up just getting more begging, that's a shame. It's no surprise that he's been doing well enough with his Youtube donation button, especially when it's a novelty still and there are plenty of weens who probably couldn't buy from Etsy before, sending money directly to his PayPal is a lot easier for them and for Chris. I'm not surprised he still wants more however.

Clearly Chris's manager told him that by not apologising to the males he's alienated a vast part of his market and then given him this script, which is in particular hilarious because I think it's undeniable that the majority of people who donate to him are males.
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Lol this video screams watermelon.
 
HickoryDickory said:
Didn't you hear? He cured his autism! :sighduck:

I wouldn't mind the begging vids so much if he did more of the creepy baby talk and expressed more of his own weird perceptions of life. (Not troll scripted ones)
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His begging is one example of his autism still being present.
Since it limits proper social behavior, he's unaware that all of his efforts make him a jackass in the eyes of all of us.
 
trance4lifeyo said:
Holy hell his hairline has gotten even worse. He seriously looks like a bald guy whom has a muppet growing out of the back of his head.
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It really is getting worse. From the collarbone up, he looks like the Penguin wearing a decomposing fur coat.
 
deeman said:
Yeah, it wall all over the place, i damit. the summar sumarum was actually for how long Chris balding issues weiil impact his view of himself. If he will resolt to a tupé or something like that or still he have this sexy ladies hair even if the only hair he got is a cuple strings of hair left on the sides. But i went over the line, let's blame my allergi mediation for my incoherrent ramblings. Better go to sleep (:_(
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You can see his disastrous green hair experiment is growing out, but it is getting worse even if Chris maintains it a lot better than he does. If the resolution was sharper, you could probably see the room is littered with long, greasy strands of hair.
 
Yellow Shirt Guy said:
Chris is too dumb that genetic MAN features will happen if you don't take the proper channels thru HRT

if you look at Bob then look at Chris, The receding hairline is likely genetic.
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Well, Chris-Chan's hair loss seems to be worse than Bob's. In that creepy video with the half dead Barb, you can clearly see that he is thinning not only in an MPB pattern but also everywhere else. Cole appears to be suffering from hair loss as well, which means that Chris could possibly have the baldness gene passed down from both Barb and Bob. As far as the seaweed hair, I think a lot of it is clip-on as evidenced by the Snoop Dog "Sensual Seduction of Horrors" Some people think that Chris can almost pass and I am not trying to be cruel, but it appears that as each year passes Chris-Chan looks, even more, manlier.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
Well, Chris-Chan's hair loss seems to be worse than Bob's. In that creepy video with the half dead Barb, you can clearly see that he is thinning not only in an MPB pattern but also everywhere else. Cole appears to be suffering from hair loss as well, which means that Chris could possibly have the baldness gene passed down from both Barb and Bob. As far as the seaweed hair, I think a lot of it is clip-on as evidenced by the Snoop Dog "Sensual Seduction of Horrors" Some people think that Chris can almost pass and I am not trying to be cruel, but it appears that as each year passes Chris-Chan looks, even more, manlier.
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Well Chris hasn't had bangs since late 2010 when he was 28 years old, nearly 29. He has been utilizing a comb over ever since the tomgirl saga began. However it now appears to be so bad that he can't even utilize the comb over and now resorts to using a head band, Lebron style, and just clumps loose hair from around his head under the band. Wig saga is coming guys.
 
trance4lifeyo said:
Holy hell his hairline has gotten even worse. He seriously looks like a bald guy whom has a muppet growing out of the back of his head.
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Chris is a cherokee and native americans are the least likely to have hair loss. I wonder if chief sits on ass is wrong about being cherokian.
 
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