Money 6/29 More E-Begging - Donations still requested

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We should have a "Read this if you're planning to donate to Chris" thread explaining that giving him money makes him generate less funny content and that you should never do it under any circumstances.
 
Chris said:
Yeah, it's fair.
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No, it isn't. You're getting free money for being an absolute worthless piece of shit. That's the opposite of "fair".

Chris said:
We could still do better.
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Yeah, you could. You could get a fucking job.


I swear to God, whoever is sending these fucking donations needs to be lynched.
 
Doesn't it just tickle you whenever he adds "but we could do better".

So sorry the free handouts aren't enough, Chris. Greedy little pig.
 
Financhu Crisis. Zero content. Its going to be the SAME video over and over again.

I HAVE NOTHING ACCOMPLISHED, I CANT MAKE A SINGLE VIDEO READING A BOOK. ALSO MEN ARENT HITLER?
 
So. . .basically this was nothing more than

"People gave me money but thats still not good enough, send me more."

Why people keep sending him money in the first place is beyond me. Ungrateful fat little shit.
 
You know, I used to be really enthusiastic about seeing his videos. I would scramble to get to the video first purely so I could say I did. Now? I can barely muster the courage to read the thread. It's just so sad to watch him. All he does is ask for donations and whine. This isn't the Chris I love. I think he died in that fire a few years back. What we're left with though... I'm not sure I want this.

EDIT: Also, what happening? This is the third time this thread has been posted in a very short amount of time. They keep getting deleted for some reason. Is some mod going on a rampage?
 
Fatty said:
We received a good number of donations, but we could still do better
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Fuck off Chris, appreciate what you have, especially what was given to you for free.

Also he blatantly reads someone else's writing off his phone just in case you thought his apology towards males was sincere.
 
The Master said:
EDIT: Also, what happening? This is the third time this thread has been posted in a very short amount of time. They keep getting deleted for some reason. Is some mod going on a rampage?
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Yep, the staff has been taken over by SJW cucks, just like Reddit was. They deleted a thread about someone opening a fake CWC Etsy shop, as if that's just "too evil" for this forum.
 
UGADawg08 said:
Yep, the staff has been taken over by SJW cucks, just like Reddit was. They deleted a thread about someone opening a fake CWC Etsy shop, as if that's just "too evil" for this forum.
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Shit, really? That's pathetic. A huge point of this forum is to be AWAY from that stuff!
 
The way Chris talks about men is like a 12 year old girl who has never talked to a boy in her life. Am I the only one concerned? That was creepy as fuck. He has completely disconnected himself.
 
Frozen Fishsticks said:
I hope Chris starts putting effort into his begging. This shit is getting boring.
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I hope he just does something else in general, these are starting to get annoying. I want videos of really anything else, like his life or whats going on or some shit. We're hunting like wild dogs now for stuff going on in his life nowadays and it was always interesting to see Chris-Chan's warped view of that.

I'd probably donate if he started doing vlogs or some shit. I shouldn't since he did it for free back in the day but all Chris knows is money now.
 
Lurkman said:
I hope he just does something else in general, these are starting to get annoying. I want videos of really anything else, like his life or whats going on or some shit. We're hunting like wild dogs now for stuff going on in his life nowadays and it was always interesting to see Chris-Chan's warped view of that.

I'd probably donate if he started doing vlogs or some shit. I shouldn't since he did it for free back in the day but all Chris knows is money now.
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I recommended to Chris that he do even Lets Plays for money, not just "okay so I got plenty of money but it's not enough keep em comin"
 
What a narcissist, as if men really cared or wanted an apology from a male with clip on hair extensions. It's hilarious how he tries to remove himself from the male population, yet autism is more likely to happen to people born with a penis. In fact, Chris' condition it is dubbed "the extreme male brain". That hair is a riot too, he looks like he just rolled out of bed, landed on his face and slept on it for another 12 hours.
 
He doesn't even bother to make excuses anymore. "Yeah, everything is great, but it can always be greater, so keep giving me money."

He has correctly guessed that the people giving him money are too dumb to care about reasons.
 
Transcript:
Hello everybody this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again and uh we will be getting to the uh next chapter of the uh Unicorns, Rainbows, and Blueberry Happiness in the next video right after this one. But first I have uh I do have a couple of announcements to make. We received a good number of donations, but we could still do better. And uh... yeah it's fair we've-we managed for the most part. Yeah, so we could still... things could be better. Yeah. Anyways, uh, keep em coming I'll keep a list (mumbling) the link underneath this video as well. [Well the instructions anyways whatever that is?] Anyway I also have a since- have a most sincere and direct apology to all the males worldwide around the world, of which a detail has come to my attention that we have more than in common. Then, a, uh, I wrote it down, gonna read my apology. Anyway yes. Gentlemen of the world, I have learned and realized that ya'll as a male are okay. All people female and male are more alike than we realize. We are all the same inside the womb. Half of us come out changed from that and half of us gets to remain unchanged. And really the difference between genders, genders, is the one mutation created by the chromosome, and the varying levels of mentality and ability individually. And for putting ya'll down as a group, I deeply apologize. Deeply and sincerely. I respect you each as people and individuals, though I still maintain the respectable arms length distance when being approached in person. Mhm. Alright so, coming up shortly is the uh, is the chapter three of Unicorns, Rainbows, and Blueberry Happiness. Thank you.
 
This is basically just saying "Even if you're a guy you can give me money, and I don't hate you. Just stay the fuck away from me."

I'll happily stay away from you and never give you money.
 
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