7/16- "i'm better than Chris because...."

[wagglyplacebo]

 

[bloodcoffee]

Yes, and Hooves pollutes by existing.

 

[Gaol]

Well there's one things they are both good at and that is not riding a bike.

 

[Bassomatic]

He's really stretching on this one, closest to exercise he's got in years I'm sure.

Phil is just mad Chris is smoking him in everything, he's got more fame from his comics, family loves him, has friends irl, and is really trans.

 

[belicious]

That moment you are so unliked you have to argue to be better than Chris...

 

[fromthebowelsofthebizzare]

Now Phil really is the new A-Log. Except A-Log actually has job.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

Cross posting from the Facebook Update thread:

Reason he SHOULD have a license: the first 20-something years of his life, Phil lived in New Jersey, where distances are vast, parking is plentiful, and the public transit is a nightmare. But that's okay, because you can just label someone your boyfriend and demand rides from them until you decide you want to publicly threaten their life. Who needs a license?

 

[Lacquer Head]

I wouldn't trust ADF with a car anyways. His bumper sticker would say THIS MACHINE KILLS CIS SCUM

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Way to misgender Christine AGAIN, Phil. So fucking sick of cis white MALES not checking their damn privilege.

 

[sugoi-chan]

Trying to make yourself feel better about your poor life choices by putting down a spergy tranny who maced a guy over a video game just makes you look more pathetic, Phil.

 

[AP 297]

Way to misgender Christine AGAIN, Phil. So fucking sick of cis white MALES not checking their damn privilege.

Agreed, Christine is a transgender girl who is just doing her best in the world. She is not attacking Phil.

Yet Phil is a clearly jealous white male CIS man who goes out of his way to attack Christine, a girl who is just minding her own business. I guess Phil can never stop being a horrible belligerent man for even once. As a fellow white CIS male, I apologize to all the women out there that have been offended by Phillip. Not all of us are like him. #notallmenarelikePhil

Sorry.

 

[Alex Krycek]

He's surpassed A-Log at this point.

Edit: Hah, awesome filter.

 

[AP 297]

Here is something I whipped up to hopefully build public support against the kind of awful hatred that is coming from ADF.

I think a number of us who are gamerbros can agree that this part of our culture needs to be reigned in!

Spoiler: Phil PSA Awareness Meme

 

[Eponine]

ADF tossing out there that he's better than CWC unprompted is a between-the-lines admission that he himself isn't even convinced. Thanks for sharing, Hooves.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

He's surpassed nice bloke at this point.

@Null please allow us to rate posts "ADF" thx

(It should be worth 10 negative ratings)

 

[sugoi-chan]

Here is something I whipped up to hopefully build public support against the kind of awful hatred that is coming from ADF.

I think a number of us who are gamerbros can agree that this part of our culture needs to be reigned in!

Spoiler: Phil PSA Awareness Meme

View attachment 37702

OT, but it seems like every picture of him has a facial expression suggesting he just sharted.

 

[Varis]

Hoovie, since you are obviously replying to posts on this forum, why won't you just register an account?

 

[Arkangel]

I'm sure it doesn't need to be said that things never work out in your favor if you feel the need to compare yourself to someone like Chris.

 

[Positron]

That's really pathetic; I was hoping another totally realistic conversation with Mom and Dale.

Mom: So, who's this Christian Weston Chandler guy?

Phil: He's a loser cis white male who shits his pants and maced someone over a cartoon character!

Dale: Wow that's crazy.

Phil: And he pretends to be a woman, and pretends he knows Spanish. Stealing my thunder as a proud latex woman. I feel so offended.

Mom: Don't worry my dear latex daughter; no one will take this clown seriously.

Phil: And he drives too, polluting the environment. I don't know why those dang dirty cis white males have to drive.

Dale: It is our toxic masculinity which needs to find expression in manipulating phallic-shaped machinery and causing havoc to the world. Our species have a lot to apologize for, and I apologize for my mansplaining.

Mom: But Angelo is worse.

Phil: Yup Angelo is worse.

 

[sugoi-chan]

proud latex woman

Does Phil secretly want to be the next Chris' next Kimmi?