Sonichu 7/18 - A note on Rosechu's privates

[King Kiwi]

I hope Chris doesn't get any ideas...

 

[PT 940]

I hope Chris doesn't get any ideas...

It can only get weirder from here

 

[Fapcop]

Could we get a little drawing contest going here btw?

I’d love to see a (courtroom) sketch of the good Dr. Silvestrechu, since we don’t have the TRUE And HONEST version from Chris yet...

 

[Haesindang Park]

Oooooooookaaaaaaay then. Glad to know that's how Chris understands biology and uses it in his works.

 

[Alex Krycek]

That gay vaccine seemed to actually be an infection at this point.

 

[Nuns with guns]

I hope Chris doesn't get any ideas...

Maybe he's planning to un-clit again? I doubt he will get the surgery, but I can see him trying to chop his cock off because EmmanuelleJesus adviced him to.

 

[King Kiwi]

It can only get weirder from here

It will always get weirder from here.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Sonichu is just one big retcon to Sonic Adventure. So this is basically a retcon to a retcon which is another retcon to an retcon.

Yo dawg I heard you like retcons so I put a retcon in your retcon so you can retcon while you retcon. OK, I deserve any incoming rotten tomatoes.

 

[Milk Mage]

*visit the farms after a long break*
*read thread title*

 

[Rikka Takarada 2]

Does anybody even want to know this information in the first place?

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Cutting off Rosechu's pickle was hard work, but I'm a master in the field of hedgehog gender confirmation surgery.

 

[Tikbalang]

Did Chris wrote how long the dick is? For females characters, he unecessarily puts the description of the breast size (a cup, z cup)

 

[Rupin]

Did Chris wrote how long the dick is? For females characters, he unecessarily puts the description of the breast size (a cup, z cup)

Big enough to rip Sonichu and cause him to get stitches.

 

[Okami Green]

Big enough to rip Sonichu and cause him to get stitches.

I really could have gone about my life without thinking about this

 

[Alex Krycek]

I really could have gone about my life without thinking about this

This entire thread is about the genitalia of a cartoon character, none of us should be thinking about this.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

It's fucking enormous. This has been medically proven.

 

[FightenGnome]

So Sonichu fucked a dickgirl, cool. No wonder he was so oversensitive about gay pride parades.

Sonichu is actually one of the most romantic homosexual stories ever written if you think about it.

Straight guy falls in love with a homosexual man who likes to dress in drag. He doesn't realize that she is actually a he, until he reveals it later to the straight man. The straight man is uncomfortable, as is everyone else in the ISIS-tier homophobic city, but loves the homosexual man enough that he wants to stay with him provided it could be their little secret.

They play house and everyone holds them up as the model couple. But, the evil Jason Kendrick Howell and his army of trolls from 4 cent garbage find out the truth and begin spreading it around. The homosexual man in drag, to protect himself and his lover, gets a sex change operation. If the world knew of the steamy gay sex that they got up to, they'd be torn apart, never to be able to see each other again by the city they've sworn their lives to protect

Throw in a couple of forbidden gay sex scenes, and boom, you'd have a story that would have impressed even The Wallflower.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Did Chris wrote how long the dick is? For females characters, he unecessarily puts the description of the breast size (a cup, z cup)

Long enough for Magi-chan to come round to my house and split my ass in half every night for the last six years

 

[GherkinRealness]

Sonichu is actually one of the most romantic homosexual stories ever written if you think about it.

Straight guy falls in love with a homosexual man who likes to dress in drag. He doesn't realize that she is actually a he, until he reveals it later to the straight man. The straight man is uncomfortable, as is everyone else in the ISIS-tier homophobic city, but loves the homosexual man enough that he wants to stay with him provided it could be their little secret.

They play house and everyone holds them up as the model couple. But, the evil Jason Kendrick Howell and his army of trolls from 4 cent garbage find out the truth and begin spreading it around. The homosexual man in drag, to protect himself and his lover, gets a sex change operation. If the world knew of the steamy gay sex that they got up to, they'd be torn apart, never to be able to see each other again by the city they've sworn their lives to protect

Throw in a couple of forbidden gay sex scenes, and boom, you'd have a story that would have impressed even The Wallflower.

Okay you can keep the receipt, I'm buying it.

 

[crunchysalty]

"The dick"...
"Free cock"...
My sides!