7/9/2021 - Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW - Everfree more like Everything is Free if You're a Fat Faggot

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Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt said:
$3590 for a trip that is estimated to cost $1000 and the convention isn't until mid-August. He's milking this pretty good.
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Nigger you know you would have thrown $100 at this for a shoutout to Gloria Tesch if your autistic special interest was still lolcow collecting rather than dead gay splinter sites
 
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Send me all the rainbows you please, but I for one hope this goes swimmingly. There'll be far more comedy in a successful venture than yet another predictable crash n' burn from Chris whereupon he simply spends his GFM tugboat on Lego and we all get disgruntled for a day. Imagine if he vlogs his trip, or if some spergs at the con get excited and record all the in-person sightings. There's also a non-zero chance we could get another Gamestop-level incident of interaction with the general public (though, I'd prefer that Chris not end up in prison).
 
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Personally, I think it's good to send Chris to the con.

Look at him, his life is absolutely miserable. He lives with a shriveled witch who abused him his whole life. His house is filthy and cluttered due to the hoard. He's steadily falling off the deep end because he cannot cope with adult responsibilities because barb and bob never let him grow up and now his life is crumbling around him. Of course much of his troubles are his own fault, but he didn't choose to be born to his parents and raised by them. It's really fucked up.

Let him have a weekend of happiness, I say.
 
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Mentally unstable passenger.
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Endangering everyone just to get out of the plane mid-flight. I don't about autism and overload shit, but I know Null will request for an assistance.
"This person is autistic and a first time passenger, please provide this person some assistance. Use handcuffs and duct tape when necessary"
 
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MG-34 said:
Shouldn't Null upgrade Chris-chan's tickets to first class so he can travel in comfort and provide a unique experience to others in the first class cabin? It's not like the spare money would be spent wisely.
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Imagine a nice, old woman sitting in a dior pantsuit carrying a black, quilted Chanel shoulder bag. She recently lost her wealthy husband after 40 years of marriage. He was a wealthy businessman who came from nothing and made a fortune with his own parcel delivering company. She's visiting Seattle to meet her newly born granddaughter. After being seated, the older woman's nostrils are set ablaze by the odor of mold, ensure, cheap plastic, and what can only be described as cheap perfume that wreaks of musk, synthetic flowers, and alcohol. In walks a towering, obese inbred wearing a hideous draping outfit too old for the Golden Girls and too cheap for the Goodwill. The obese lummox is draped in cheap jewelry that not even preschoolers would be caught dead wearing. Around his neck, a pink dog collar, crusty medallion, and a chunk of amathyest, all of which made his head look like an uncooked muffin wrapped in greasy corn silk for hair. On his wrists, Fisherprice bangles and multiple watches accentuate his thin arms. His hands are no different as he is wearing fingerless gloves and what appear to be rings won at a carnival. The bald spot on the back of his head is quite apparent as it accentuates a thin, greasy mullet Joe Dirt would be ashamed to own. As the older woman looks at the man's face, she notices drool embellishing a 5'0 clock shadow along his pendulous chins. In an instant, the abomination screams, "NULL GOT An Extra TICKET FOR MagiChan. HE'S MY HUSBAND, AND HE'S RIGHT HERE"
The woman, suddenly sensing an existential dread, recoiled at the sight of America's inevitable future. To calm her nerves, she puts on her noise cancelling headphones, but she could still hear the creature screeching songs about ponies. She clutched her luxury handbag and wondered if she was in the Twilight Zone until the air craft finally landed.
 
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Null said:
Because he doxed someone who was actively fucking with him and who we made a thread on because he was an absolute scumbag who deserved to have the shit kicked out of him.
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That Mr. Smith idiot? As far as I remember, he ordered a medallion and Chris pocketed the money but couldn't be arsed to send it on the time frame he stipulated himself (or even save some of the money to ship his stuff instead of pissing it away on autistic trinkets), so the other guy rightfully made a claim as you would do with any other eBay seller.

Then Chris first blamed and doxed him and then sent him an "angry" medallion with a defaced certificate like the vindictive, petulant manchild he is, so the other guy didn't lift his case (like you would do with any other eBay seller who doesn't send you what you paid for, not to mention also being an asshole about it).

Only then the guy got extra-autistic (you have to be a pretty big autist to begin with to buy Sonichu crap) demanding drawings and apology videos, and Chris was a passive-aggressive bitch every minute of it.

If only Chris were subject to the same rules as everybody else instead of always getting a free pass and avoiding any consequence for his fuck ups... well, he would still be a train wreck, but just maybe, a slightlier less fucked up one.
 
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