7/9/2021 - Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW - Everfree more like Everything is Free if You're a Fat Faggot

[Null]

What happened to "never spend money on lolcows"?

I haven't spent anything. If you don't want to, don't. I am not asking a single one of you fucking people on this site to buy anything from Chris or send Chris money. Stop crying.

If you want to cry, go cry in the video comments. I'm reading those and they're making my day.

 

[Pixy]

IMPORTANT: Don't buy from Chris

• Null
• Sep 26, 2014

In all fairness, nobody's really buying anything. They're just giving him money.

 

[Space.Muffin]

I haven't spent anything. If you don't want to, don't. I am not asking a single one of you fucking people on this site to buy anything from Chris or send Chris money. Stop crying.

If you want to cry, go cry in the video comments. I'm reading those and they're making my day.

lol calm down

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

In all fairness, nobody's really buying anything. They're just giving him money.

You're all buying into his BS. Chris thinks everything and everyone is beneath him.

 

[Pixy]

You're all buying into his BS. Chris thinks everything and everyone is beneath him.

That would imply that the vast majority of autists in this thread are bankrolling Chris, which most likely isn't happening. For the most part, it seems like non-KF people are paying the GFM.

 

[All Star Taffy Tugger]

Chris has people willing to give him money; the GoFund me should attract enough of those people's attention to get Chris the spare scratch he needs for his trip.

I'm not interested in supporting this venture, but that doesn't mean Chris shouldn't be able to Everfree. Besides, he's at his most interesting when left to his own - maybe this trip will produce non-tarot sperging content.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

You're all buying into his BS. Chris thinks everything and everyone is beneath him.

He's an overpowered god.... that needs to beg for shekels to jerk off to cartoons for kids with other retards.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Look at how fat that homosexual is.

I wonder if he's more fat or more gay? That's the kind of question that I imagine monks could spend their entire lives meditating to on top of a mountain and never arriving at an answer.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I don't know why Chris doesn't just enlist Null to make a con for him, so Chris can keep all the proceeds himself.

Celebrities include:

Chris
Barb
Null
Chris's sick animals
Sockness
That area where Chris stepped in dog shit
Tommy Tooter...for some reason
The hoard
Stephanie Bustcakes
That guy Chris tried to make out with

You could have a ball where Chris sets up a kissing booth
...and so much more

 

[TV's Adam West]

I don't think that autistic BASTARD deserves a single red cent!

 

[CatParty]

He’s fatter than ever

 

[Picnic_Boy]

There are lolcows much more deserving of time and sympathy than Chris.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

So I'm guessing he's going to fly there right? Since that would be the most hassle free method to make the journey and would cause the least amount of stress on Chris's and Null's part.

Is he going to have a chaperone organised? Null might have someone in mind he can travel with him at certain points or is he expecting Chris to make the journey a-ok with the just money alone and banking on the fact that airport staff helping him it out if he needs it?

I feel like something could go very easily wrong if Chris doesn't stick to this plan and mucks about, and that will be an entire ordeal for Null/Chris and a juicy spectacle for us Kiwis in a long time if that ends up happening.

 

[Tikbalang]

If only Chris would give people something tangible in return after recieving donations.

 

[Nickhayes1988]

Dear chris,
Eat a dick you fat turd.

Signed,
Everyone

 

[Null]

If only Chris would give people something tangible in return after recieving donations.

Read the description.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Can't wait to say I told you so. I've said it like 50 times already. Mark my words, the only thing Chris will deliver is nothing.

Chris will deliver crap into his underwear as he does daily.

 

[The Man With No Name]

I hope this gets funded. This could be fucking hilarious. Also I'm sure Null has thought this out but Chris better not bring a bunch of checked baggage because he needs lots of toys and shit, he's going to get charged extra for overweight luggage.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I hope this gets funded. This could be fucking hilarious. Also I'm sure Null has thought this out but Chris better not bring a bunch of checked baggage because he needs lots of toys and shit, he's going to get charged extra for overweight luggage.

Last time Chris flew was before 9/11 right? Is Chris even aware of the weight limits and size limits for carry on baggage?

 

[Snuckening]

I hear Sockness going to this 'Everfree' thing.

Is Chris going to be pitcher, or catcher? Is Null trying to get poor Christine raped?