[7 Mar 19] Video "Good Morning Commrades" - Potato can't video

[Positron]

2 minutes. Boring. He is "deeply impressed with the progress I'm making rebuilding from 5½ years of houselessness" and wants to "educate people and be educated himself."

Part 1

The mong can't get the video stream going and he keeps getting cut off. Part 2 is a mere 25 seconds where he apologized because something fucked up,

Part 2

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

2 minutes. Boring. He is "deeply impressed with the progress he's made rebuilding from 5½ years of houselessness" and wants to "educate people and be educated himself."

Part 1

The mong can't get the video stream going and he keeps getting cut off. Part 2 is a mere 25 seconds where he apologized because something fucked up,

Part 2

Yeah, I don't think I'll bother doing a transcription of this. It'd just be -lip smack- -eyebrow wiggle- -eyebrow wiggle- -admires self on screen- -eyebrow wiggle- -eyebrow wiggle- -lip smack-

The only additional thing Phil says is that "Yes, I do literally sleep like this every fuckin' night" - as in, with a hoodie on and a mask over his face so only his fetal alcohol eyes show. Gosh, he's so tough, isn't he? He thinks he's struggling to get the stream to work because it's so early in the morning, and not because he's a re.tard that can't work technology correctly (as shown beautifully in his last stream where he couldn't work out how to update Firefox or close a web browser).

The first video is worth watching to see how often Phil's eyes go in two totally different directions, though. Derp.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Or how he has trouble talking through those panties he calls a baclava.

 

[drtoboggan]

Such a nasally voice for a "woman."

 

[James Howlett]

I wonder how long until the rose mask starts crusting up and Phil just buys a new one instead of just doing laundry.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

2 minutes. Boring. He is "deeply impressed with the progress I'm making rebuilding from 5½ years of houselessness" and wants to "educate people and be educated himself."

Part 1

The mong can't get the video stream going and he keeps getting cut off. Part 2 is a mere 25 seconds where he apologized because something fucked up,

Part 2

What progress? From what I can tell, Phil's made negative progress. Also, the only way this mongoloid can educate people is by standing there in a breeze and teaching people to bathe everyday. Phil is a walking hygiene ad.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil seems to be going back through past “accomplishments” in the hope of asspats. No one gives a fuck that he’s Antifa Grime Minister. No one gives a fuck that he’s trans. Now he’s trying to impress people with the fact that he used to be homeless. I guess the dick-swinging phase of his Antifa fad is over.

Once again, the knowledge sets in that he’s unloved, friendless, he’s wasted his life, he’s achieved nothing and fundamentally, there is nothing he can say to justify his existence. Reckon we’ll see some suicide baiting soon.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

What progress? From what I can tell, Phil's made negative progress. Also, the only way this mongoloid can educate people is by standing there in a breeze and teaching people to bathe everyday. Phil is a walking hygiene ad.

Everything Phil does is a lesson on what not to do. Now, if you asked yourself “What would Phil do” and did the exact opposite, you’d have a pretty good life.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Everything Phil does is a lesson on what not to do. Now, if you asked yourself “What would Phil do” and did the exact opposite, you’d have a pretty good life.

It's the same advice on how to make a good movie. Take notes from bad movies and do the exact opposite. While it's possibly leaps and bounds in logic, does that mean that Phil's entire life is a bad movie? ?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It's the same advice on how to make a good movie. Take notes from bad movies and do the exact opposite. While it's possibly leaps and bounds in logic, does that mean that Phil's entire life is a bad movie? ?

If Phil’s life was a movie, it would be a two-minute vlog by a developmentally disabled man ineptly fumbling with a phone.

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

Phil has a lot of videos of himself doing jack shit in antifa cosplay and no videos of himself fighting any proud boys or fascists despite them being readily available and conspicuous in Portland.

 

[Bassomatic]

Going to bash the fash, as long as Toren lets him.

This dude is a cuckhold in his own sec 8 dump of a home. He's no threat to anyone. But it's always nice to know how any room John doesn't take up we do in his little pea brain.

Thankfully unlike those two chuckle fucks we have our own apartments/homes so we don't need to literally live with him we just crash rent free on the couch.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil has a lot of videos of himself doing jack shit in antifa cosplay and no videos of himself fighting any proud boys or fascists despite them being readily available and conspicuous in Portland.

I like the way he keeps trying to impress us by saying that he sleeps in his tard ninja cosplay. Like, great, what’s that for? So the police can’t identify the Phil-shaped guy sleeping in Phil’s bed?

 

[ON 190]

Phil, thank you for the birthday present.

 

[neverendingmidi]

I wonder how long until the rose mask starts crusting up and Phil just buys a new one instead of just doing laundry.

The idea that Phil replaces something because it's crusty

 

[Sonitistic]

I sleep in my Batman costume just in case I'm awakened and have to do Batman stuff.

 

[RI 360]

lol i like that he hasn't tried to feminize his voice at all from his guido jersey roots.

 

[The Dude]

lol i like that he hasn't tried to feminize his voice at all from his guido jersey roots.

That's because Phil is a lazy ass and can't be fucked to put any effort into passing as fema...uh...I mean, putting effort into passing is TRANSMISOGYNISTIC and FASCIST, you shitlord!

 

[Picnic_Boy]

The idea that Phil replaces something because it's crusty

Crust is the glue that binds his house together.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

That's because Phil is a lazy ass and can't be fucked to put any effort into passing as fema...uh...I mean, putting effort into passing is TRANSMISOGYNISTIC and FASCIST, you shitlord!

I think he believes he already passes. That was what he meant by that “did you know the Crime Minister is a trans woman?” thing. He seriously thought there were people who didn’t realise that he, with his man face, man voice, man walk, man posture, man clothing, total lack of make-up and masculine aggression, is in fact a man. I put it down to a combination of autism and mental “slowness.”