8-15-20 O V E R ! ! ! - Tom and Bob break it off

[Fapcop]

Say what? Robert “wanted to kill us”?! Sure you’re not just projecting, Tommy?

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

He's super mad
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Actually felt a twinge of pity, but then I remembered it was Tommy calling the kettle the black

 

[Dee Price]

I wonder if we'll ever learn how much he stole from the purse.

No that was spent on ditch weed that very night.

Say what? Robert “wanted to kill us”?! Sure you’re not just projecting, Tommy?

Oh he is projecting again. I am sure it was tom and his attempted rape that cause him to throw the old dog fucking pedophile out.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

He'll always have us though <3 ~

 

[Dee Price]

He'll always have us though <3 ~

We will always be here to reassure tom he is a fat smelly old loser and a male and a dog fucking pedophile with the mental ability of a mentally challenged sea slug.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

He's super mad
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Holy shit. He finally admits it. He finally admits that he realizes he's a fucking dude in a dress.

This is amazing. This is the actually the largest crack in the mask yet. This is novel. A breakthrough even.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Holy shit. He finally admits it. He finally admits that he realizes he's a fucking dude in a dress.

This is amazing. This is the actually the largest crack in the mask yet. This is novel. A breakthrough even.

I wonder if this means he'll pursue bottom surgery.

 

[Looney Troons]

Lol.
Fuck you, Tommy. You get what you deserve.

 

[Daisymae]

LMAO tom called the cops on poor Bob for no reason.

 

[repentance]

LMAO tom called the cops on poor Bob for no reason.

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Never change Tommy.

He's live again now.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

He sounds pretty fucked up - to the point of some self awareness. Some shit must have really went down.

 

[Daisymae]

Never change Tommy.

He's live again now.

He sounds pretty fucked up

hes sounding drunk. is he drunk?

 

[Fapcop]

Do... Does this mean that we will never see the Boomer Cougar Antifa go down in a hail of bullets as the feds raid their hobo-compound?

Aww, I was really looking forward to that. NGL, kinda sad about this.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

"Chasin' Bob" should probably perform an inventory on his house contents; Thomas will probably have looted any portable valuables, feeling like he was "owed" for the vehicle rental, lost time, etc.
Hard to believe a hastily concocted, mostly one-sided "love" affair/ersatz marriage offer between two mentally ill people in different states, who'd never met IRL could go so badly wrong... Kinda makes me lose faith in humanity, a little.

I mean, if you can't just up and marry a rando from Facebook on the basis that you're both spergy old men who live alone, what's the point in us even being here, man? feelsbad.jpg

 

[Army Burger]

hes sounding drunk. is he drunk?

Probably snagged a bottle of vanilla extract from the dumpster

 

[Thumb Butler]

Someone tard raged, and this time it might not have been Tommie.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

LMAO tom called the cops on poor Bob for no reason.

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Bad news, Tom! Any man you date will be a “stupid choice,” because the kind of man who would bang a bald, diseased, unwashed octogenarian hobo in a dress is always, always going to be fucked up.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Somebody better pick up that phone because I fuckin' called it.

 

[Fapcop]

So... Anybody wants to take a guess at what happened here?

My take is that the guy is just some lonely old faggot, who was mainly looking for company and either didn’t take Tommy’s female soul too seriously, or thought he looked more like a woman than he does IRL.

Tommy swoops in, with an autists understanding of social cues and starts demanding sex and kissies right from the get go.

The other guy, being in no shape or form attracted to Yummy Tommy, finds himself trapped in an unpleasant situation. He just wanted some company, and now has a crazy hobo loose in his house, going through his dead mothers shit.

So he reacts in a way that’s typical for emotionally tightly wound men. He bottles it up, sits brooding and lashes out in anger.

Tommy, batshit crazy himself, of course reacts to that in a totally normal way: Chimps out, makes threats and of course calls the cops, because that’s the kind of passive aggressive asshole he is.

Somebody better pick up that phone because I fuckin' called it.

Well... You and everyone else in this sub forum, lol!

As I recall, the biggest optimists went: “He’ll be back in his hobo shack in a week!” While most others gave this “romance” 2-3 days.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Tom went from blaming: anyone not far left, Bob, his own self surprisingly, an umbrella of sexual preferences that generally exclude Tooter, men, the police, Kiwifarms & AMB, to finally chakra misalignment.