8/15 - Sockness enabling Chris's Magi-Chan role-playing, luring him for a visit

[Marvin]

No, again, Chris really does believe in this stuff. Chris cut his taint open with a knife because he believed in this stuff.

I keep pointing this out and people keep moving to the "he's really playing along" theory as soon as they get the chance but nothing's changed. Chris is seriously mentally ill.

Here, think really hard about this: Chris has never believed that a consistent logic is an essential part of reality. Things can be real and actually happening to Chris, even if they self contradict. There's no reason for christorians to keep trying to figure out how it "makes sense" to Chris.

Chris felt a lump behind his nutsack, on his taint. He had been believing for many months that a vagina was growing in inside his crotch and it was ready to burst forth at any moment. He felt the lump and he was convinced it was his clit, so he went over to the toilet, sat over the bowl with a box cutter and sliced his taint open to let his vagina out.

Guys, Chris doesn't "really know" shit. He's insane. There's nothing more to say about it.

 

[Tikbalang]

No, again, Chris really does believe in this stuff. Chris cut his taint open with a knife because he believed in this stuff.

I keep pointing this out and people keep moving to the "he's really playing along" theory as soon as they get the chance but nothing's changed. Chris is seriously mentally ill.

Here, think really hard about this: Chris has never believed that a consistent logic is an essential part of reality. Things can be real and actually happening to Chris, even if they self contradict. There's no reason for christorians to keep trying to figure out how it "makes sense" to Chris.

Chris felt a lump behind his nutsack, on his taint. He had been believing for many months that a vagina was growing in inside his crotch and it was ready to burst forth at any moment. He felt the lump and he was convinced it was his clit, so he went over to the toilet, sat over the bowl with a box cutter and sliced his taint open to let his vagina out.

Guys, Chris doesn't "really know" shit. He's insane. There's nothing more to say about it.

And Sockness will take his virgin taint. I regret watching Serbian film

 

[Marvin]

And Sockness will take his virgin taint. I regret watching Serbian film

Nah, that's all healed up. Chris is getting cornholed.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Nah, that's all healed up. Chris is getting cornholed.

Is there a possibility Chris is crazy and stupid enough to believe that after the merger of Sockness' microdick with the chili-ring of death and despair, that he could be pregnant?

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

Is there a possibility Chris is crazy and stupid enough to believe that after the merger of Sockness' microdick with the chili-ring of death and despair, that he could be pregnant?

If he can believe a vagina is growing out of him, then he can definitely believe he's pregnant.

 

[Marvin]

Is there a possibility Chris is crazy and stupid enough to believe that after the merger of Sockness' microdick with the chili-ring of death and despair, that he could be pregnant?

Oh sure. Though it's not a matter of "could Chris believe it?" but rather whether or not the idea enter the current weén-in-chief's head to tell it to Chris.

 

[GherkinRealness]

Oh sure. Though it's not a matter of "could Chris believe it?" but rather whether or not the idea enter the current weén-in-chief's head to tell it to Chris.

Hes gonna end up as the homeless dancing man on the corner of the street isn't he?

 

[Tikbalang]

If there's a chance in the world that Chris got pregnant (a tumor in his stomach that turns into a leeching fetus using sockness's sperm)

1. "Abortion": Chris on a surgery to remove the tumor
2. "Keep the baby": basically he'll die pretending to be pregnant

 

[Shiversblood]

Chris Chan really will have jumped the shark if he starts to think that he is pregnant. People would start to think he is a liar and not actually delusional if he does that. I think he knows on some level the merge is fake but just keeps it up because he is stubborn and so badly wishes it was true.