Lovequest 8/2 YT - Harassment Response

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

He's back! In a classic CWC tard rage moment, Chris demands "da twolls" to harass him directly and you better damn well understand him!

 

[Ariel]

 

[ThatDutchManace]

I think he was trying to act serious, but I couldn't help myself and laughed anyways.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

You know... At this point Chris sorta deserves to be trolled when he hasn't realized after all this time that telling trolls to stop will only encourage them.

Also holy good goddamn would you look at that mental gymnastic. How do you go from Doopie straight up telling him "You're not my friend and you're creepy" to "Doopie is my friend and the trolls are bothering her"

 

[dacwcman69]

I think he was trying to act serious, but I couldn't help myself and laughed anyways.

That fist smack into his other hand really had me wiping sweat from my browline; nothings more threatening than a seaweed monster with a pony shirt on.

 

[Pixy]

I feel like Chris' 'Do you understand me' thing where he tried to seem like he had any authority was copied from what someone else said to him.

 

[Lopsquad]

Is it just me or does he look a bit like Tommy Wiseau in this picture?

("Oh hi doops")

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Transcript for anyone who can't deal with DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT


"Let's... Crap for a moment.... Okay? Becauuuusee..... You're harassing other people, AND it's at my expense! I..... do not..... appreciate that. If you wanna harasssssss somebody, about me, talk bad about me, you have to send that harassment DIRECTLY to ME. NO ONE ELSE. I will NOT... have my friends.... and allies.... b-be disturbed... so abruptly.... every time. So DON'T harass this person DON'T HARASS THAT PERSON. You wanna arg- you want to TALK SSSSSMACK ABOUT ME YOU TALK DIRECTLY TO ME, DO YOU UNDERSTANNNND? And DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU-IT TALKING ABOUT ME TO ANYONE ELSE ON ANYONE ELSE'S TIMELINES, COMMENTS SECTION, TWITTER, OR WHEREVER THAT'S OUTSIDE OF YOUR OWN GOD DAMN FORUM YOU TROLLLLLLLLZ.

*punches palm*

Don't ever let me catch you badmouthing me to ANYONE, harassing THEM at MY eks-pensssssssss. Do you underschdand me? You BETTER DAMN WELL understand me."

 

[Silver Octopus]

He's fighting the anger but it's getting to him, this just shows that under all this putrid green hair and make-up our precious lolcow is still in there somewhere.

 

[Positron]

Chris, Doopie is not your friend or ally.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Spoken like a True and Honest LADY, right?

That tard is either completely oblivious that when Doopie says harassment she meant Chris, or this is just Chris pathetically attempting to shift the blame via a thinly veiled whiteknight attempt that fools nobody.

Doopie's rejection has hit Chris so hard not even the meds @Marvin spoke off is keeping him calm.

 

[Luz Noceda]

Is it just me or does he look a bit like Tommy Wiseau in this picture?

I DID NOT SPRAY HIM IT'S NOT TRUE IT'S BULLSHIT I DID NOT SPRAY HIM I DID NOT

 

[Chester Rigby]

Well... Another glimpse of Classic Chris.

By the way, with the close up, it's possible to see how old Chris has become, really. He looks a lot worse than I thought.

Oh, and this is all because of the Doopie incident of yesterday? He thinks that girl dumped him because of the "harassment" by w e e n s?

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Chris is really pulling off that Jack Torrance look. He looks so drugged out.

 

[Optimus Prime]

He's desperate to get back in Doopie's good graces with this, isn't he?

 

[Coconut Gun]

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[The Fifth Waltz]

WOOHOO TARD RAGE VIDEO

 

[Positron]

Normal person: no means no.
Chris: no means trolls.

 

[zap2theextreme]

That fist smacking is classic 2009 Chris. If only we got a glasses removal and showing of fangs.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I have to say that I'd be rather nonplussed if Chris put his discoloured greasy forehead into my face like that.