Oh boy oh boy oh boy, another one has entered Chris's sights to be his gal-pal and possibly his "Girlfriend" all the while Doopie will react like any other normal girl in the past, call him creepy and tell him no.
Even at his age, Chris still acts like his old self, who says he won't try this shit when hes 40 or 50, with same attitude and passion for a boyfriend-free-girl
I've always been known of his disconnect from reality but this is a whole new level. It's like asking a girl out and her telling you to fuck off and you still believing there's a chance because she didn't specially say "no". I've never seen someone who literally cannot read between the lines. It's insane
Nah, Chris has always been stupidly persistent with women.
Look at Megan. Even after she flat out told him to leave her alone, it took him quite a while.
And now he's rewritten history enough in his head that he blames Megan for everything that happened at the Game Place. I'm not saying the same thing will happen with Doopie but Chris gets bitter in weird ways. Chris needs to be shut down hard and fast or he'll keep coming at girls from the sides, trying to see if he can use friendship as a foot in the door. That isn't to say Chris doesn't want friendship but it sounds like the only women who have managed ones with him are the ones who made it clear that things would never go further. Possibly with several reminders.
I really hope Doopie Make a video or something to put Chris in his place. It would be so satisfying to see her Blatantly tell him to fuck off.
It wold be even better if the whole Dolan crew did so as well.
If the Megan, Wallflower, and Catie fiascos have taught us anything, it's that a irl woman with whom Chris has formed a relationship (always platonic-romantic, never romantic-romantic) needs to do everything short of jabbing him with a taser at the end of a 10-foot pool cue just to get him to leave her alone. And even then, Chris won't let her go, but will regard her memory either with sad fondness or bitter rage.
As much as I would like to see Doopie tell Chris to stop, I don't think that's likely to happen. She's already blocked him and as far as we know she's probably muted him as well, considering she hasn't said anything to or about him. Even if she's aware of Chris thinking he still has a chance (which could be either or at this point), she's not seeing his tweets anymore so Chris' ramblings ultimately mean nothing. I think she's probably waiting for the situation to blow over.
Not to mention, even if she did tell him that it's not the trolls it's him, it won't get through his head. Somehow Chris' mind has twisted her telling him that they aren't friends that the dang, dirty trolls are to blame. Chris is incapable of seeing he's ever at fault, so he's gonna make all sorts of rationalizations as to why it's not his fault.
As much as I would like to see Doopie tell Chris to stop, I don't think that's likely to happen. She's already blocked him and as far as we know she's probably muted him as well, considering she hasn't said anything to or about him. Even if she's aware of Chris thinking he still has a chance (which could be either or at this point), she's not seeing his tweets anymore so Chris' ramblings ultimately mean nothing. I think she's probably waiting for the situation to blow over.
Not to mention, even if she did tell him that it's not the trolls it's him, it won't get through his head. Somehow Chris' mind has twisted her telling him that they aren't friends that the dang, dirty trolls are to blame. Chris is incapable of seeing he's ever at fault, so he's gonna make all sorts of rationalizations as to why it's not his fault.
As it is right now we're not going to get much interesting content. Things only got interesting when there was two way interaction between the two and with Chris blocked there won't be any. Someone needs to tell Chris he's been blocked by Doopie to spur him into taking action that can't be easily ignored.
It's just Chris being his usual creepy stalker self. Doopie most likely blocked him so the chances of her telling him to fuck off and die are slim at best. There's nothing epic here.
So, did Doopie draw some crappy version of "Night Star"? Whatever that means?
No theory of mind, he literally can't or won't understand that people are suffering because he's a very annoying person who loves to stalk women over twitter. I agree he is trying to shift the blame, but he can't see how Doopie would be unattracted to a drunk crossdresser who washed up on algae covered beach. This is Chris on twitter, only picture Mario as an annoying, horny transvestite that won't take "no" for an answer.
Yeah, I don't think she blocked him on patreon or twitter. Chris is no longer following her on twitter, but he also isn't following another person. He most likely quit following them to be more of a martyr white knight and spare them from the trolls.
I totally understand that, but he has really been inactive on that front for a while. I think that something spurned Chris into falling back on his old behavior. It was probably trolls breaching his Paetreon and A-logging him.
Chris surrounding himself with women is him building the life he believes he deserves. Like how he shows himself in the comics, basically the center of the party.
He actually thought he was doing well on that front, which is why he's been constantly sperging at voice actresses on social media. The occasional response or like is all it takes to validate his worldview and encourage him to spread/solidify his influence.
I want to emphasize though that Chris is pulling the trolling aspect out of nowhere. People here are acting like Doopie said "lol, I don't like you Chris" and then Chris is reacting with "GRR DAMN TROLLS". People think Chris is outright making this up.
What? Has no one been following the Doopie-Chris tweets up until now?
Every reasonable person in here knows that Doopie broke things off with Chris for two reasons, both because weens were hassling her (and in particular, her business by putting up bogus pledges to get a look at her cwc commissions) and also because Chris is a creepy dumbass.
This is the interesting thing: Chris does not deny the essential truth of the above statement. He will, however, fight to the death for the most flattering ratio of responsibility for the fuckup.
Chris will admit "ok, I shouldn't have emailed her professional email. what's her private email so I can continue the convo?" In fact, I bet you he said exactly that to her somewhere.
This is kind of his whole approach to life. He uses the autism card, so that when he brings up a stupid argument people will say "well, maybe he didn't know any better... let's help him learn!" so they argue with him for awhile, trying to break into that coconut of a head, before giving up.
Chris also opportunistically (whether consciously or otherwise) seeks out people who are more patient and willing to consider his stupid arguments. Women try to argue with him, with nuance, and that doesn't get you anywhere. Men tell him he's being fucking stupid and leave it at that.
Chris comes away with the impression that men are neanderthals because they're not capable of engaging in the sophisticated art of debate with him. When in fact, it's more like they lack the patience to shut down his stupid ideas for the millionth time already.
A countless number of people have already done that (except for the part where they hired a whore), there's a very slim chance Chris is going to fall for that shit again. But seriously man, are you really that desperate to have Chris shit himself again?
We did. A few years ago, we called up some big juggy african queen hookers to head over to 14BC. They didn't like that they got tricked, so they started arguing with Borb for money, until Borb threatened to call the cops.
Chris went to his room and cried because they were scary sassy black women.
I have to wonder why Chris would suddenly latch on to Doopie like this. I wouldn't say it's completely unprecedented, since Ivy was another disinterested artist Chris just glommed on to, but it just seems so weird to me.
Chris has always been unable to take no for an answer, but he seems to have doubled down harder than usual. Actually reminds me of a Mailbag where someone asked him how to get out of the friend zone:
Chris rarely ever "goes without" when he wants something, from a rainbow sugar drink, to food, to toys, to whatever. Like we saw with Meagan, he will just and go and go until something snaps inside him.
The Doopie thing is weird, especially in the last week or two because it's clear cut "No Chris", blocks and refunds his "gifts", yet Chris fervently refuses to believe in the reality.
It has to be his thinking that "trolls" somehow ruined it, and that Doopie is stress leaving him because "trolls", imagining that they do the same thing to her that they do with him. There were those times in the Golden Age where he thought that he could post information about his enemies, and that trolls would just start attacking those people because that's what trolls just do.
I guess that would explain the huge amount of white knighting he's doing. "Don't worry der Doopie, I'll make m'self the target and the trolls will just come after me, darling"
He probably believes that it's destiny that they be together. Possibly because they're both "artists", and she tolerated his existence for more than 10 seconds.
That would help explain the lust, despite her not being a boyfriend-free girl
If she isn't a boyfriend free girl doesn't that mean that Chris should be scared that some brute man is going to show up and beat his ass or does He believe in himself being a woman so much that males can't punch him in the neck?
Also, cocks
One of Barbs many (shitty) life lessons in effect here. "There wasn't a sign saying I couldn't bring my fast food into the restaurant and take up one of their seats, so that means they can't say I'm not allowed"
Doopie didn't tell him to go burn in a house fire, so that means hot tribbing lesbian sex isn't off the table.
The problem for the women in these scenarios is that if you've shown the slightest even remotely friendly attention towards Chris, it's already too late, he's got his hook and he'll use that to justify his continued creeping.
This has stopped being pathetic and started just being kind of impressive.
Like, goddamn, you really can't stop him. I gotta give him props for the sheer determination on display.
I can help but ponder the incredible headway he'd make in life if he was able to focus this kind of resolve elsewhere.
